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The Yoopercorn

@thepithyparty.bsky.social
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Actual human. Possible unicorn. Born Yooper. Proud Michigander. Joyous dad, partner, uncle, sibling, and son. Documented over-thinker. 🤟🤘

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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hold me close and gaslight me sweetly.
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Humans are the only animal that lies to themselves.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Let's get something straight here Elon Musk is not a trillionaire. He could not produce a trillion dollars if asked. Modern economics is fake made up bullshit that constantly stretches definitions to make these freaks feel cool about themselves.
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I fear Dylan is over-represented.
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Kory Woods, MSW @korywoods.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
www.mlive.com/lions/2026/0... NEW: Since 8 a.m., former Eastern Michigan DB Freddie McGee III has stood outside the Detroit Lions practice facility, hoping to catch the attention of the coaching staff and front office entering the building. Why? To finally get his shot in the NFL.
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‘One opportunity ...’: Outside Lions facility, ex-Eastern Michigan player stakes NFL dream
Freddie McGee III, AFL defensive player of the year, waited outside Allen Park with a posterboard listing his stats, hoping Dan Campbell's Lions would give him the workout he's earned.
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'm still holding out hope we can get Cam across from Hutch for a year to get us some proper developing time for the youth movement.
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think we need to avoid EDGE in the 1st. The fanbase is not in a good place to be obj active about a modest-to-underwhelming first year from the guy "across from hutch". After AQ got 10+ sacks last year I think we need to get a few guys with upside on day 2 or 3 and see who comes up after cuts.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The president has threatened a nuclear holocaust but dinner must still be made!
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Bumping this. South Jersey folks: help spread the word. Everyone else: look for rallies near you and help spread the word. Be organized. Be visible. Be strong.
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Trade back for Blake miller. I think we should lay back on EDGE and get a couple later round guys. I am developing an illogical affection for Mason Reiger, for instance. Early EDGE will have tons of pressure to produce, and that is not healthy for developing talent.
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is one signing I have been waiting for! Really like the quality depth this team has. Brad is really good at covering bases before the draft.
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𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓 𝕽𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖆 @trashbot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Isn't there even less you can do to meet the moment, governor?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Oh how about De La Soulless
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
She is from another dimension; he does the drugs to pierce the barriers separating their epic romance.
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
No thank you. Good player but not worth the money for how mismatched he is with the offense.
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
When will visiting teams stop being given home calls at our house!? This is the reason I don't respect the "refs blow calls for everyone" argument. We are gonna get a 6 pack of apology letters for the holidays.
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I too would love blue drank all over Baltimore tonight...
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Bald CapySCAREa @8bittripper.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
"the white nationalists are back at it and this time there are more of them" might as well be the motto of the 21st century
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Lairdy @rsl15.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Top performance defensively to hold them to just one touchdown. Game is completely different if we can score one ourselves.
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Kage Morski @kagemorski.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Help me settle a debate. What do you use to cut your pizza? A pizza wheel cutter? Scissors? Something else? 🤔🤔
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a pizza is being sliced by an axe on a table .
ALT: a pizza is being sliced by an axe on a table .
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Pizza cutter or large knife.
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Justin Rogers | DFN @detroitfootball.net · 28/04/2025
My brain wasn't firing on all cylinders on Sunday, following the grueling weekend, so I opted to rest and reset for an extra day before offering some measured thoughts on Detroit's draft class: www.detroitfootball.net/p/8-thoughts...
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8 thoughts on Detroit Lions' 2025 draft: Big Board reflections, edge panic, mid-round trades and more
Each year, after the draft is complete, I like to reflect on the totality of what the Detroit Lions accomplished through the event.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
*Stuard. No disrespect, I forgot to override the autocorrect.
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Stuart got 15 cuz he's gonna be an H-Back as well as LB and special teams...? 🤔
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/03/2025
every person involved in this needs to be in prison
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
hell yeah that's why I watch brother
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Justin Rogers | DFN @detroitfootball.net · 10/02/2025
Sharing one more time. I published my annual Roadmap to the Offseason this morning, a ~5,000-word deep dive into the decisions Lions GM Brad Holmes needs to navigate from now until May.
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A comprehensive roadmap for the Detroit Lions' 2025 offseason
Let's work our way through what the next few months look like through GM Brad Holmes’ lens — the decisions he faces that will determine how differently the Lions will look when they open training…
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jimjudistar @jimjudistar.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Anti-ICE protesters are blocking both sides of the 101 Freeway near the Alameda Street exit in DTLA. The CHP has since closed that portion of the freeway.
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Tallgirl6234 @tallgirl6234.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
You can ban DEI, erase the Tuskegee Airmen, gut Medicare, and ignore climate change—but you can’t erase our memories or silence our truths. Dumb down your MAGAs all you want. Our communities will keep learning, teaching, and fighting. We will never dumb down. #FactsMatter #TruthMatter
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Kage Morski @kagemorski.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My 9 year old's new joke: what do you call a pit filled with donkeys? An ass hole.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
jesus christ
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I had to screenshot this.
Tweet from 'MAGA Michelle S' says, "I will be filing Police Reports against anyone that takes a screenshot of my Twitter posts. 
This is a warning to all liberals. Take a screenshot and you will be getting a visit from the State Police and FBI."
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Trish Dukes @trishdukes.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
TikTok took it down, so let’s share the shit out of this reading list. #HolocaustRemembranceDay #NeverAgainIsNow #BookSky #StateMediaCensorship
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 27/01/2025
I don’t have a definitive source on this yet but it looks like NSF review panels have been canceled. Sixty-some years ago, Eisenhower transformed higher education because he viewed a science education gap as the single greatest threat to national security. This is absolutely an act of sabotage.
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
My partner is playing the series now, we were talking about this exact weapon last night. It makes about as much sense as no one ever picking up or sweeping after an apocalypse. Or the flashlights!!
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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a black and white image of a person with the words " what is it " below it
ALT: a black and white image of a person with the words " what is it " below it
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
here’s my latest post. hope you give it a read and let me know what you think
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Ekō @eko.org · 23/01/2025
Hi Mark, we've set up a tool to let people send an email to this address anonymously -- deitruth.org Share far and wide!
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noodle-dragan @noodle-dragan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If you ever find yourself needing to sign up for SO MANY newsletters I find these sites to be fantastic resources! The second website happens to send you 12 emails a minute if you keep the page open! www.crosswalk.com/newsletters and mailbait.info/run.html
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a shiba inu dog with its eyes closed and the words `` i did n't do nothing '' written below it .
Alt: a shiba inu dog giving a somewhat guilty smile with the words "i didn't do nothing" written below it .
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The Yoopercorn @thepithyparty.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I called it "baby duck cleaner" when I ran a paint store. Half the regulars got confused, the other half loved the name.
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
remember, the blitzkrieg is intended to make you feel like there is nothing you can do about it; that’s the only reason to go forward in this haphazard and sloppy manner all in the first week and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps. The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years. History is repeating. Pay attention.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/01/2025
AOC: "I want folks at home to look at what members of Congress are invested in private prisons companies, and look at the votes on this bill. It is atrocious that people are lining their pockets with private prison profits in the name of a horrific tragedy."
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 21/01/2025
I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.
Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity.

People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 19/01/2025
The TikTok ban, the Musk Twitter takeover, the Facebook moderation policy changes, the Republicans’ rapidly intensifying crackdowns on speech... let these be the proof you needed to move anything you care about online to a space you control. Digital sovereignty is more important than ever.
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Cassie aka Lamia @intersectionscch.blacksky.app · 19/01/2025
If you are in Chicago. Do not forget. If anyone asks YOU DON'T KNOW ANY "ILLEGAL ALIENS" If you are questioned YOU KNOW NOTHING. If someone is being pursued YOU ARE THEIR BEST FRIEND. We are a Sanctuary City. DO NOT TALK TO OR COOPERATE WITH ICE OR OTHER FEDS
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