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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I finally get why people hate head-out Parkers. Just know what when I do it it doesn’t take any longer than when I park head in. If it’s gonna take you 5 goddamn minutes to back in, just fucking don’t.

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Watching Dumbo with my 11yo Her- why is the train alive? Me- well, it’s Disney. They did a whole movie about what if Cars were alive. H- what if trains had feelings? What if cars had feelings? What if Toys had feelings? What if FEELINGS had feelings?? She just nailed the Disney/Pixar formula 🤯🤯🤯

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Today was my Friday. What are you looking forward to? I’m looking forward to relaxing and washing my car!!

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Having a teenager is wild I mentioned that I thought Adam Scott was attractive Her: your taste in guys is weird, you like scruffy old men Me: Old??! Her: He looks like he’s in his 40s! Me: I’m in my 40s!!! Her: yeah! Old!!

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

#SNL Alshley Padilla as Kristy Noem just doesn’t work. The accent is good, but she’s too pretty, you gotta really mess up her face for it to land.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

trying to think of a more unsettling thing a dog owner could say than "oh, that's my CZECHOSLOVAKIAN WOLFDOG, named NAZGUL"

"He was crying this morning more than normal because he was seeing us leaving — and I think he just wanted to follow us," said the owner, who was granted anonymity because of the intense media scrutiny of Nazgul's escape. "He always looks for people."

Nazgul is a "stubborn, but very sweet" Czechoslovakian wolfdog, the owner said.

Nazgul's saunter down the homestretch didn't appear to have a significant impact on the cross-country team sprint: A preliminary qualifying round was unfolding at the time, and the top medal contenders had already finished.

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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Got some more ideas. Probably would've been banned

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I would like to to wish Bill Pullman a Happy President's Day.

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

🥌🥌 This Korean team really grinds my gears. I understand how the game is played, but intentionally blanking the end so you can have the hammer in an even end seems really unsporting to me. Take your fucking 1 point, since you like to knock out every damn rock, and move the fuck on 😡😡😡

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 08/02/2026

I stand with our most toxic Olympic twinks

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

🥌🥌 The American Mixed Doubles curling team is giving me EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. Also I might have accidentally yelled so loud as to wake my sleeping family. Gif is me watching 🇺🇸🆚🇪🇪

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 05/02/2026

More info about penis inflate-gate.

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Just finished Ep6 if Wonderman. This is my fave Marvel drop since Agatha. Where was the promotion? Husband is irritated it wasn’t promoted, but I’m confident they knew it would be a sleeper. The talent is evident!

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Liam Ramos, a preschooler ICE detained the five-year-old Minnesota boy as he returned home from school and transported him to a detention center in Texas.

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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Turning on my Tv to see this Brecca Stoll wondering where the sympathy is for the limp dick that murdered Renee Good has got my morning started off with off the charts rage. wtf?

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a man with a mullet and a mustache is standing in front of a green background and talking .

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🔞ANALOG WHORER🔞 @fayseguts.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

[EntityBox] Please don't bully it if you know what's good for you #fayseOCs

A phenomena in EntityBox that's a reference to the irl Gävle Goat, inspired by recent news of the wind knocking it over

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InvestigationCone @investigationcone.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Looks like the goat got windsheared!

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

@gavlebocken.bsky.social Happy new year and condolences on your collapsed Goat 😭😭😭

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

All she saw was red She wanted to split his skull That would be too quick.

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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

► FunHouseRadio.com <-- TUNE IN #meme #memes #Halloween #costume

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Lizards & Locations @lizardscast.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Who wore it best?

Original video game Laura Croft side by side with a cyber truck to compare angular low res rendering styles

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Pretty shiny math rocks in the golden hour light. Wish me luck storming the Crimson Citadel.

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

I was bored at work so I wrote a haiku. Then my co-worker illustrated it for me! 😍

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

@saturdaynightlive.bsky.social Shout out to Michael Longfellow for staying the stillest and blinking the least in the cold open last night! Don’t think I didn’t see you. #Professional

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/04/2025

Who did this?

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Tranna @trannawintour.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

#whitelotus Gwen Stefani:

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Vanessa Varin @vlvarin.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

If you're my friend and I send you this, just know that what you just told me is deeply unhinged, will haunt me forever… but I still ride for you at dawn. #thewhitelotus

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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Every time I go to Aldi I’m fascinated that in THIS ECONOMY all it takes for people to return their damn carts, is still just 25 measly cents. People need their damn quarters back!

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

NERDS: Need an idea for a series of novels in my TTRPG that my Dragonborn Fighter would be obsessed enough with to journey to a great library in hopes of finding the legendary “missing volume”

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Sam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Shitty character idea: A bard who was in a boy band in his youth and whose quest is to kill the unscrupulous business manager that stole all of his wealth. #DnD

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I got these gorgeous D&D cards for Xmas, having fun playing with them! If you would like a reading for your PC just tell me a little about them and a question they would ask!

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Anyone else have a certain way they set up their dice? I do mine this way. The metal dice are for combat only. One of my friend just picks them from a giant pile and one separates the pile into little sections.

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🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 @theowlskiss.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Playing D&D with an engineer is wild. “We don’t think about fluid dynamics this close to Christmas!!” #WomenInSTEM

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