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Barrel Chested Ewok

@ayosteve.bsky.social
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So, are we the pig dicks or the bags of meat?

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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 2h
Mango Bursting Boba sounds like a Cherrypopping Daddies cover band
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 7h
Canada rebranding
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 9h
If eggs cost $1 each now how much is the chicken getting
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 11h
I would switch forever to any search engine that promises not to give me an AI summary before showing the results
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 11h
Taking an everything bagel home with you presumes that you want a mess in your kitchen and a fire in your toaster
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 20h
Fucking nuts how news channels cover the cornell story from 2024 now like stuff just happened/was revealed and skip over the two years of cover up and no coverage
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lemme nuke with one country bro we'll have peace after this one thing i promise
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why are humans so good at human death for pets but terrible with people?
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does anyone know what these tubes in the Tokyo tube station are for?
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If i died would my spouse get a bronze bust of me and display it prominently by the couch? No, I don't think so
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somehow sweatier than Pacino screaming
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm against body shaming unless it's the richest person in the world
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Friar Friartuck from Disney's Robin Hood
ALT: Friar Friartuck from Disney's Robin Hood
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He can't use a computer so he's never seen an email
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was it the regular port a potty or the handicap sized one?
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One day I hope to convince conservatives that we should enforce the rule of law, reduce the deficit, and not carelessly tear down the institutions prior generations built, but today is not that day.
First tweet:
Harry Heymann  @harryh · 16h
The GOP literally cut funding to IRS enforcement so more people could commit tax fraud.
2 replies, 5 reposts, 545 likes, 13K views

Reply tweet:
Austen Allred @Austen
It cut funding to IRS because the assumption that the way to catch tax fraud is to hire tens of thousands of auditors to look through paper tax returns by hand is insane
7:18 PM · Sep 26, 2026 · 196.2K Views
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is what kids mean when they say they're just "playing soccer upstairs"
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My biggest takeaway from the Tebow/Life Surge story by Pablo Torre and Kiera Butler is that when someone gives a speech with a dictionary definition = it's a scam
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gonna do him just like Eight Belles
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If congress were functional they would pass a law making companies responsible for what their AI does
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What am I supposed to do, give it back?
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
real Piss Missile
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any time Texas plays Tennessee it's kind of the Orange bowl
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org my favorite Sark content
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know plenty of incompetent evil people
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
L'Code C'est Moi
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
attempting to appeal to people like the ones in that focus group is not an actionable idea because nothing they believe about the country is connected to reality in any deterministic fashion.
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just like military targets selected by AI, this effort will result in deaths and federal employees will point to artificial intelligence as the culprit.
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BET EVERYTHING ON THE ILLINI
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where my Penix haters??? Looks pretty good to me
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anybody want a pager!? Pagers here!! Ice cold pagers! Use em anywhere going fast
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI is so stupid they had to make a new descriptor for it, "generative"
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Swear to God i met an old timer who said he was present for the twin towers construction and that it was a port authority project so none of the normal nyc building codes or inspection requirements applied and that's why they collapsed
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is there a german word for 'thought i lost some weight but it turns out I was just dehydrated yesterday'?
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 23/09/2026
would watch a movie of someone doing a 21 Jump Street and/or Never Been Kissed on the a16z school
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bought a bag of avocado and they were all bad
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Jack Reacher were autistic would they have called the book or show REEEEacher?
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want online advertisers to know i never clicked on any of their stuff intentionally
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hmmm yes duly noted sir very salient post excellent work thank you
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Damn she let herself go
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Religion knower: he's talking about the jews...
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drew Lock seeing JSN lined up in man-to-man coverage
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If AI was good and actually worked we probably wouldn't be inundated with commercials about how AI is good and actually works
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What did mahomes just drink?
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20/09/2026
they need him
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