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Otterly Himbo Slice

@theotternerd.bsky.social
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Internet nobody, professional videographer, amateur gamer, nerd, combat veteran, elder millennial (4X), he/him. Married to @victoricrong.bsky.social. My opinions are dumb. Icon by @clamcrusher.bsky.social; banner by @takatakapig.bsky.social.

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Bird 🌲 @birdwarde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Great Horned Owl in an Oak 🍂🌟
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 4h
Just like THAT! #AEWCollision #AEWGrandSlam
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 10h
why does this look like it's full of many many dead bodies
a building made to look like a face with a large hat on it, even a nose and ears sticking out
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 12h
Is this anything?
M'dick the Goonering
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10h
is humanoid racist
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Otterly Himbo Slice @theotternerd.bsky.social · 10h
Tracker says it should be delivered today, but it hasn't had an update since Thursday morning. I want to believe it's just a glitch in the system, but experience tells me otherwise.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-h…
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RIP to Da Coach.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 14h
locked keys in shuttlecraft
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comms closed~ @chumiicham.bsky.social · 14h
gonna start comparing redesigned old minis like gw does it
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 14h
A painting of a bird beside the text "I am witnessing some truly incredible bullshit"
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 15h
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Otterly Himbo Slice @theotternerd.bsky.social · 15h
Waiting in anticipation of my shipment, wanting to print new things.
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Red Letter Media @redlettermedia.com · 15h
Jack Of All Trivia
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Jack Of All Trivia
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 16h
A costumed woman with white hair is thrown face first into a concrete pilar, snapping it in half. Sound effect: "CHUD".
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Rine Vieth @rinewithoutacat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not to take away from celebrating Carson, but she's a "former professor" here in large part because the university shut down her department and cancelled its classes. What pride does the institution claim now—years later—when austerity is forcing other scholars out? What does that 'pride' do?
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 09/10/2026
WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN! Watch Mike and The Bots take on Sting of Death. Now available only at RiffTrax: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-sting-...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Strype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! I've got 4 slots open! You know you wanna pick one up, both for the delicious eyecandy, and to support your artistic community . Reply or DM me to claim a slot today!
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Marcelobot @marcelobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here it is, the #aew Orange Cassidy comic, "We Were Best Friends" A short tale of loss, growth, and acceptance. Join the Patreon for more stories and get access to the secret page! www.patreon.com/posts/171885...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream…
“No way is this administration capable of setting up a working livestream.”

Willem Brydon, Unemployed
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Otterly Himbo Slice @theotternerd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush. (There were signs.)
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Animaniacs Minerva Mink Posing
Alt: Animaniacs Minerva Mink Posing
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Outsports @outsports.com · 09/10/2026
Trans wrestler Kidd Bandit comes out of retirement for dream match with Nyla Rose - buff.ly/bvar8Iu
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
Elderly Man Looks Even Sadder When Smiling
Elderly Man Looks Even Sadder When Smiling
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Photo of the back cover of Do You Have Any Chips? True Stories of Alien Intrusions. Synopsis copy reads:

 ALIEN INTRUSION
Chilling tales of aliens chilling in homes uninvited are rampant across America. Those subjected to intrusions have been mocked, but the inconveniences they experience are real. These are their stories:

"One night I found an alien in my kitchen listening to psytrance off his phone. He waved at me, then took what I can only assume was 'alien molly' and began geeking out. He kept hugging the fridge and talking about peace and eugenics. It was horrible."

"My living room reeked of weed at 3:00 AM when I noticed an alien on my couch watching TV. He made me sit down and watch this infomercial for a new basketball that has an AM/FM radio inside. He kept falling asleep, but every time I reached for the remote, he'd say, 'hold on, I'm watching this, when his almond-shaped eyes were clearly closed. It's stupid, right? The radio inside the basketball would definitely break after dribbling the ball too much. He made me late for work the next day."

"An alien made fun of my apartment because it didn't have any good snacks inside of it. I had to dress him up in a disguise, then I drove him to three different convenience stores before he found a bag of shrimp chips that made him sick. He rolled around on the ground moaning in pain for six hours before he slowly disappeared over the course of an additional hour. While he was disappearing, his moaning had a reverb effect which made it worse. It absolutely sucked."

DO YOU HAVE ANY CHIPS:
TRUE STORIES OF ALIEN INTRUSIONS
A PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Photo of a vintage UFO abduction book cover which features a photo of a silhouetted being standing in a bright doorway. Title reads:

DO YOU HAVE
ANY CHIPS
TRUE STORIES OF ALIEN INTRUSIONS

"They're here and they want to hang." - Alien Experiencer

DR. LAUREN IMPSON

A PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
DNA Provides More Evidence Thomas Jefferson Fathered Children With Sally Hemings theonion.com/dna-provides-more-evid…

“The DNA is probably just saying that for attention.”

Edgar Bowen, Salmon Handler
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 09/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "is there any less stupid way to do this shit?"
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
apple combadge preorder
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
World’s Largest Dinosaur Shoe Print Discovered In Australia theonion.com/world-s-largest-dinosa…
World’s Largest Dinosaur Shoe Print Discovered In Australia
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Otterly Himbo Slice @theotternerd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sitting at home, having to wait another day for my 3D printer filament to show up while I make lists of what I'm going to make.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active…
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
support my new book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Whack! @whacktheracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How vulgar! What a bad boy!! 🖕🐶🖕 Axel!! Language!! ...This is live television!! 😳 #OC #Furry #Wrestling #Art
Several images of Axel, a muscular anthropomorphic doberman. 

In the top image he's looking up to the sky with both hands giving the middle finger, spitting, while yelling "Screw all y'all! Nyahhahahaha!! You ain't shiiit!!"

In the next image he has his hands behind his head, licking his mouth with a nuaghty expression, teasing "Too hot for ya to handle, dipshit?"

In the next image he is suggestively pointing down at his crotch, taunting "Hey, dumbass!! I got somewhere you can stick that sorry face! Yehheheh! Sssssuck it!!"

In the bottom image, he is nonchalantly crouching, taunting "Aww...! Poor baaaby! How's the floor taste? Come on, bitch...! Get up and fight me!! I ain't done!!"
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apology amatti @kbandersonyo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Chess Prodigy - Smack My Bishop
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have new books out! Back the kickstarter 🤌 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fraggle rock coordinates
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Cornell Tries Going By Different Name theonion.com/cornell-tries-going-by…
Cornell Tries Going By Different Name
‘Welcome To Tompkins University,’ Reads New Sign Outside Beleaguered Ivy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts theonion.com/conversation-about-non…
Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Werewolf Wednesday.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Trump Mails $90 Checks To Seniors theonion.com/trump-mails-90-checks-…
“Yeah, old people are always sending out a bunch of checks they forget writing.”

Mac Lyss, Executive Typist
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Otterly Himbo Slice @theotternerd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Battlestar Galactica, the SciFi Channel one.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Vasectomy Hot-Wired theonion.com/vasectomy-hot-wired
Vasectomy Hot-Wired
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These patches showed up at the perfect time. STFU About Chicago- we're in the playoffs!
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why can't latinum be replicated
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love ❤️
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 07/10/2026
"But MOST of all. I want to upset puro twitter."
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FIGHTFOL

"I HAVE A STATEMENT FOR WHY I'M DOING BUSINESS WITH NEW JAPAN. IT'S A SIMPLE ONE THAT I'D LIKE PUBLIC. I WANT TO PROVE NEW JAPAN ISN'T A REAL COMPANY. I WANT TO PROVE I'M THE MASTER OF THE HEADLOCK. BUT MOST OF ALL. I WANT TO UPSET PURO TWITTER."

- MJF'S STATEMENT TO FIGHTFUL
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You've built this algorithm brick by brick. And the foundation will always be InfoWars.
A parody YouTube interface showing a video with a person pointing, titled "How To Get That Newt Gingrich Bod In Time For The Midterms" by "PoliticalBodz." The thumbnail includes text saying "NO GYM REQUIRED!" with an illustrated human outline. A YouTube interface shows a thumbnail with three people. The thumbnail is labeled "Doctors KILLED my baby's sense of whimsy." Above, there is a suggestion, "Because you watched InfoWars." The background of the thumbnail is red, and includes text "MommyOfFive."A YouTube interface showing recommended videos. The first video thumbnail is a red lawnmower in front of a brick church with the title "Marrying Your Lawnmower Is Legal In These 8 States" by JohnsonLawnCare. The header reads "Because you watched InfoWars."Screenshot of a YouTube page suggesting videos related to InfoWars. The top video shows a distressed person and a child walking alone in a forest, with the text "ALL ALONE!!!" The video title is "Exiled My Toddler Into The Forest For 1 Year: Baby Banish Challenge Full Video" by Mommy Chronicles. Another video thumbnail below shows the word "DEMONS" in fiery letters.
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