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Theo Lorenz (theonicole)

@theotrix.bsky.social
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Cat wrangler, creative gremlin, professional house snooper, tired. They/he 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sci-fi written by cishet authors can be so jarring. Like you’re telling me you dreamt up a whole universe of aliens, but every species has separate bathrooms for men and women? The sentient ooze is a lady ooze? The spacefaring tentacle monarch is in a heterosexual marriage? Okay Matt.
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This creature is a dingleberry on the butthole of my patience, and I love him dearly
Chad the tuxedo cat perched on the corner of the kitchen countertop, staring directly at the camera with perfectly circular eyes and an expression of boundless hope for snacks. This was moments after we got him back inside from a surprise late-night chase through the neighbor’s pollinator garden.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 25/08/2026
I just want to build a new society built around a common understanding: If you have more money than you could ever spend and you still want more, you are a fundamentally broken human who needs supportive intervention before you are fit to participate in a healthy, functioning community.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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JD, you can’t eat comics. @lostcity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was not a billionaire, because multi-millionaires who are good people like her never get past that last finish line. Not when there are kids who need books to read and sick people who need vaccines.
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Jack who wrote Aether Torrent @jackscarab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was, frankly, why red states should not be abandoned to the fascism of their government and the destitution of said government's economic choices. Her father's name was Robert Lee for fuck's sake, and yet look at the good she chose to add to the world.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Don't forget to vote! If you live in Minneapolis or St. Paul and hit a down-ballot race you've done no research on, my blog has a roundup (with my recommendations but also links to info) and you can find links to all my primary season posts here: naomikritzer.com/2026/08/06/p...
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Primary Election 2026 Sample Ballot / Index of Posts
Minnesota’s primary election is TUESDAY, AUGUST 11TH, which is this coming Tuesday as I post this. For the convenience of everyone looking up races from the voting booth (or the people who ar…
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
POV: You’re walking up the stairs in my house when you hear the faint melody of wind and circus music echoing through an empty head
The view from below as a tuxedo cat named Chad lounges atop the half-wall that boxes in our stairwell. His body is curved awkwardly to fit around a corner, his cheek mushed against the railing and one leg dangling down the wall, as if he’s melted under the light from the solar tube in the ceiling. 

This is his new favorite spot in the house.
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Katydids keep gathering in the space between our window panes, so I made it a disco
A small calico cat named Zelda perched atop a cat tree next to a window with a window AC unit installed. She’s watching bugs in the space between the overlapping window panes.A closer look at the space between the window panes, which has been decorated (on the inside of the window) with a tiny disco ball charm, glittery washi tape, a watercolor illustration of a bar with a katydid bartender, and a sign reading “Katydid club. Open all night, pants optional.” A katydid is standing between the panes of glass, positioned like he’s approaching the bar.A close-up of the bar. It has 3 stools, a backlit shelf of bottles, and a freshly poured mixed drink on the bar top. The katydid bartender is washing a glass. Under the bar is a penis graffiti and a forgotten yellow umbrella.A katydid shaking its ass under the disco ball
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride Month from my ridiculously gay upstairs bathroom-in-progress, which is on track to be finished by the end of this month!!
Our new upstairs bathroom, which is still being finished. There’s no flooring yet, and the bathtub is covered with plywood for protection, but the tiled walls are a nearly finished: a rainbow of 10 different colors of stripes with white in between them. It’s so happy and gay and I love it so much already!!
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Week 4 of construction. My sleep is broken from 8am power tool sounds, but my god, it’s starting to look like a bathroom. Chad is a dedicated volunteer site supervisor who has charmed the crew and multiple city inspectors. He’s only had to be rescued out of the floor three times!
One side of the framed in bathroom, where a nice deep soaking tub now sits on plywood subfloor. It’s fully plumbed and has a big arched shower niche framed in for storage.The little storage room on the other side of the bathroom wall, which has a low, sloped ceiling only suitable for short people. There’s a light fixture in this room for the first time in its 113 years of existence! It’s also set up for a  small ductless washer/dryer combo unit.Chad the tuxedo cat lounging on the dining room table. There’s a fine dusting of sawdust on one side of his face because he was giving the city inspector a tour of the job site.
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My dad used to borrow favorite movies from me and forget to return them for years at a time, so after he died I retrieved a collection of my own DVDs from his house. Tonight we opened one, and the disc was missing. MOTHERFUCKER STILL WON’T GIVE ME BACK MY COPY OF HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This week we started construction to add a second bathroom to the house. I’ve been planning this project for a decade but somehow never realized that contractors making demo noises in my house at 8am would mean I can’t sleep past 8am. Anyway, this is days 1 and 2 of progress.
The upstairs landing of my home yesterday, with most of the landing and the alcove beyond it divided off by a temporary wall made of two by fours and plastic sheeting. The light from the windows in the alcove is shining through the plastic.
Day two, the alcove and stair landing from the opposite direction inside the plastic sheeting. The alcove has been stripped bare of its plaster walls, exposing the bones of the original studs and the slope of the roof where the dormer ends. There are bits of newspaper and something fuzzy and gray as insulation still left in spots. Where windows once were, there is now only chipboard screwed in place.
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This week we started construction to add a second bathroom to the house. I’ve been planning this project for a decade but somehow never realized that contractors making demo noises in my house at 8am would mean I can’t sleep past 8am. Anyway, this is days 1 and 2 of progress.
The upstairs landing of my home yesterday, with most of the landing and the alcove beyond it divided off by a temporary wall made of two by fours and plastic sheeting. The light from the windows in the alcove is shining through the plastic.
Day two, the alcove and stair landing from the opposite direction inside the plastic sheeting. The alcove has been stripped bare of its plaster walls, exposing the bones of the original studs and the slope of the roof where the dormer ends. There are bits of newspaper and something fuzzy and gray as insulation still left in spots. Where windows once were, there is now only chipboard screwed in place.
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Co-pilot Wallace now has his own rainbow seatbelt cover! It goes with the rainbow seatbelt covers I made for the other front seats but is Wallace sized.
A small pink stuffed elephant named Wallace sitting in his crocheted car seat on the center console of my new car, now with his own rainbow seatbelt cover!Two adult human sized rainbow seatbelt covers, made in mosaic crochet. One has a squared off edge, and the other has a scalloped edge.
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The last protest I was able to attend was for trans rights, in fall 2019. It was my dad’s last protest, and the visceral sense of belonging from standing with him that day still feeds my heart when I remember it. If you’re out there marching today, I hope you take that feeling home with you.
An old white guy named Jim standing proudly on the Lake Street bridge on a sunny day, smiling broadly and holding a handmade sign that says “Support trans rights, support trans families.”
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My spouse has had 2 ambulance rides in 3 weeks and is wearing a heart monitor. My sleep is fucked from stress + construction noise nextdoor. Still feel guilty not attending the protest. If asked “Where were you when…?” guess I’ll say we were home, surviving the shit our neighbors were protesting.
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Co-pilot Wallace is ready to hit the road!
Wallace the stuffed elephant in his car seat, which is now installed on the armrest between the driver and passenger seats in my car
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Is there a name for the thing where life gets so stressful that your sanity hinges on a silly little project? Anyway, I made the stuffed elephant who lives in my car his own little car seat
A small crocheted car seat in bright blue yarn. It has a headrest!Front view of a small pink stuffed elephant named Wallace sitting in the car seat. He’s secured to the seat with a miniature 3-point seatbelt and looks ready for adventure.A side view of Wallace belted into his car seat. His seatbelt is a recycled fabric belt, the kind you use to keep your pants up. A back view of Wallace in his car seat. There’s a magazine pocket on the seat back. It’s currently holding a zine about geology.
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Donated my car today. Thanks for a decade of safe trips, Mabel 💚
My Facebook post: 

Today we said goodbye to my beloved green 2012 Hyundai Accent hatchback, Mabel Sprout Hyundai. I learned to drive late, so Mabel was my first car. In the 10 years I had her, she carried Lyft passengers and real estate clients, hauled lumber and thrifted treasures, hosted road trips, parallel parked in front of hundreds of houses, saw my family safely through tumultuous times and bad weather, and ferried half a dozen unhappy cats to and from the vet. 

I’ll never forget the time Mabel got stuck on an icy patch and a bunch of smiling gym bros jogged out of a nearby kickboxing gym, PICKED HER UP, and set her down on clear pavement. She really was a roller skate! The best roller skate. 

Mabel was donated to the Newgate School, where in her retirement she will help future mechanics learn the trade. She is survived by an electric blue 2016 Subaru Crosstrek named Magnus Burnsides Subluru, who will carry on her legacy of safe and colorful travels. (green and blue heart emojis side by side) One of the last photos of my car: A bright green hatchback named Mabel, parked in the lot at the place I donated her today. There’s a dent on her side that’s covered by a green bandaid bumper sticker and her hood is a little bit sun bleached, but she’s not looking bad for a 14 year old Minnesota carOne of my first pictures of Mabel: a selfie I took with her the day I bought her in 2016. We were so young!Mabel parked in a wooded area along Great River Road, surrounded by fallen leaves and trees turning yellow
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Did you know that if your medication is lost in a house fire, health insurance can refuse to replace it right away because you’re “not due for a refill yet???” Fuck’s sake, America.
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I got to drop off some groceries for Anya’s family today. Her dad is back with them and in good spirits!
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Costco is a team sport
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kate @katertot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying
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Twin Cities Geek @twincitiesgeek.com · 04/02/2026
A siren against a dark cloudy sky with the text "It is Wednesday my dudes"
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Updating my client handouts has been fun and normal
Screenshot from the handout I give my buyers about showings: 
“Special 2026 ICE occupation edition FAQ

What if we have showings scheduled but I’m too exhausted from *gestures at everything*?
That’s a legitimate reason to cancel! We all need extra grace right now. Don’t overthink it, just let me know.

What happens if we run into an ICE altercation during showings?
If you’re in a position to stop and help our neighbors, I will join you. If you need to remove yourself from the situation for your own safety, I will do everything in my power to keep you safe. 

If ICE comes to the door of a house we’re touring, do you have to let them in? 
I am literally not allowed to let them in because I don’t have the seller’s permission (smiley face with hearts around it)”
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
How am I supposed to get work done under these conditions
A small, adorable dilute calico cat curled up on a pillow in the chair right next to me, snoozing. She looks deeply at peace.
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Question for Minneapolis friends: I’m thinking of making coloring pages about resistance and community. One of the images that’s calling to me most is the objects left at community memorial sites—flowers, candles, signs, etc. Does that seem like a disrespectful/not okay subject for a coloring page?
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Sarah Barsness @sarahbarsness.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Minnesota folks: if you know someone who needs a flight to MSP after being detained in Texas, standwithminnesota.com has collected donated SkyMiles to help them get home -- spread the word!
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
HEY I AM DOING A FUNDRAISER FOR MINNESOTA RENT FUNDS AND GIVING AWAY A SIGNED ARC (advance review copy) OF OBSTETRIX THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND MAYBE GET A FREE EARLY SIGNED COPY OF MY BOOK
A stack of thin pink books that say OBSTETRIX * NAOMI KRITZER on the spine
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Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A father with a heart condition was kidnapped by ICE at McDonalds in MN. The family is asking for help with legal fees, bond requests, & rent assistance. An ICE agent smirked at the son when he went to drop off the medicine for his father. We need to bring him back home ASAP. gofund.me/6459cadb4
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Donate to Help Reunite Viviana’s Family, organized by Viviana Alvarez Reyes
My name is Viviana , and I’m raising funds to help bring my dad home after he was … Viviana Alvarez Reyes needs your support for Help Reunite Viviana’s Family
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
80% funded, and with so many familiar names on the list…I’m blown away. Thank you all. A quick good update: Anya’s dad is doing well enough that his medical team is planning for outpatient rehab!
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The Alex Pretti memorial today, 1/28.
The spot on Nicollet Avenue where Pretti was murdered, now a memorial that is taped off and protected from cars by orange cones. The memorial spans at least 40 feet, and dozens of people are gathering around it in the cold.One of many anti-ICE flyers posted on nearby trees and utility poles. This one has Animal Crossing characters holding “ice out” signs and says “Protect your neighbors”
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Got woken up in the middle of the night by a cat barfing on my leg and thought “Well, this is a refreshingly mundane problem to have”
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
In the midst of all the horrors, a fire last week claimed my niece’s family’s home in St Paul, including their 3 cats and her mom’s prosthetic limb. Her dad is in the ICU with a brain bleed. It’s not safe for them to leave their temporary housing. Please help if you can. gofund.me/4481a1d9e
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Donate to Support Anya’s Family After the Fire, organized by Ami Jo Anfinsen
My amazing friend and coworker, Anya, and her family are going through an incredi… Ami Jo Anfinsen needs your support for Support Anya’s Family After the Fire
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Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Hey, call your reps. Flood their fucking voicemails.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Minnesota is the best of us.
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Laurel Krahn @windowseat.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I will always repost this, one of my favorite stories. Now more than ever.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week. ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
From Getty Images: A resident films as people gather to confront ICE agents after two people from a residence were detained on January 13, 2026 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The Trump administration has deployed over 2,400 Department of Homeland Security agents to the state of Minnesota in a push to apprehend undocumented immigrants. (Photo by Stephen Maturen/Getty Images)

Man in his bathrobe holding his phone
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15/01/2026
They hate us so much but we love each other more
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The Embodiment of the Paradox of Tolerance @seltsamerweise.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Saturday, January 17th: NO protest activity is needed, welcomed, or appropriate inside Cedar-Riverside! That's the community's wish - we can patrol our own neighborhoods on Saturday. Thank you for the CLEAR directive!
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Theo Lorenz (theonicole) @theotrix.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
My 80+ year old aunt, a small town girl through and through, texted me tonight: “I think the twin cities are such an example of how to rise and shine.”
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/01/2026
I was desperate for some organization, so I put together a list of places you can donate or buy things for to support folks in Minnesota. If you have places for me to add, please DM me.
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Places to Donate to in Minnesota
Buy/Donate Materials: Help buy dashcams for legal observers Bethel Church Food Pantry TC Food Justice: Donate food Mutual Aid Funds: Lyndale School Mutual Aid Fund Rent Relief Fund for Southside Fami...
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Nate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Pentz Homes will be doing a rolling food drive to support our struggling local businesses and help the families who are afraid to leave their homes. You can help in two ways! Shop at local immigrant-owned stores and donate the goods, or send us your funds and we will do the shopping for you.
Pentz Homes Food drive 

Buy goods and drop off with us (dm for info) or Venmo @natepentz and put food drive in memo
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"I'm not in Minnesota -- what can I do to help?" A list of ideas!
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Ms. K tweets @whatmsksaid.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
hello community ~ my north minneapolis school community has been greatly impacted by the federal occupation of our city and coordinated abduction of our beloved neighbors, many of our parents. our Camden immigrant neighbors are in need of ur financial support. plz donate here: gofund.me/287e233f3
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Donate to Show love to North Minneapolis families in crisis, organized by Rebecca Iverson
Families in North Minneapolis are being torn apart and terrorized by… Rebecca Iverson needs your support for Show love to North Minneapolis families in crisis
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