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Jeff, But A Skeleton!

@theotherjeff.bsky.social
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Angry building, competent husband, exemplary cat owner. Once locked in a bank vault with a gorilla. Skeleton. He/him

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11h
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2022 - World Series loss 2023 - NLCS loss 2024 - NLDS loss 2025 - NLDS loss 2026 - Wild Card loss 2027 - MLB Lockout 2028 - Sun implodes #phillies
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Logging my first horror watch of the spooky season.
A photo of a television showing the Phillies losing to the Atlanta baseball team (change the name tbh) an embarrassing 3-0.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would ya look at that, it's a buy my books Thursday
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the arc of history is long but it bends toward defeating Dracula
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mayatmiller.bsky.social @mayatmiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Help us report by sharing this and visiting projects.propublica.org/sports-betti...
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Philadelphia Inquirer @inquirer.com · 01/10/2026
They are some of the first in the Philly area to experience firsthand what it’s like to live near the massive facilities. Some of their neighbors have sold their homes to the data center developers.
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What’s it like living in the shadow of an AI data center? These Vineland residents know.
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've always believed that the Phillies relying on an untested rookie pitcher to close out a vital playoff game is a bold, confident risk well worth taking. Please don't consult tape on any statements I may have made in 2025 or 10-15 minutes ago.
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Extremely Haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 30/09/2026
Free idea to any DC writer: Steve Lombard as a Stephen A. Smith type talking head.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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West of House @taterpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know what? Run up on every Chi Phi house around the country, and every famous alum and ask them for comment. Dan Rather, whatcha got.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wrote a piece for the Guardian Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
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Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero though
The quarterback is widely adored on and off the field. Whether he deserves the public spotlight is another question
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let's reflect for just a moment on why it might not be desirable for a community's access to fuel and/or *education* to be supplied by any private company, let alone these data center opportunists.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shocked to hear an Iñárritu movie is blunt, obvious, tedious, etc
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Early Fortune's Weave impressions: The actor voicing Fabio landing on "what if Tim Curry was Moira Rose?" as a performance choice is a real gift.
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have you ever been in a physical space that makes you think about how someone needs to start running a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP in that physical space? I have.
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me and my friends, hammers, yadda, yadda, et cetera
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TheSickness @thesickness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What the fuck is this “I hope” shit?
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do think one thing you always have to think about with AI and whether or not it’s inevitable is that the worst morons in the world really want you to use it and maybe that’s bad.
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Ian Bogost @ibogost.com · 29/09/2026
I’ve been waiting for this, but unfortunately ‘Maybe Socrates was right about Phaedrus’ isn’t the take I was waiting for.
nytimes.com
Opinion | I’m a College Professor. Writing Isn’t as Important as We Think.
If I do not treat writing as essential for achieving thought, it is not clear why I should force my students to.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Russo Brothers Promise Fans 'Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement: Encore' "Vital to Understanding Doom's Story and Genovia's Pivotal Role In It"
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My ttrpg take is that the bones are the skeletons' money and in our world bones equal dollars
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“FaThEr, I hAvE vAnQuIsHeD tHe BiRd”
Ripley, a simple gray cat with a small, simple cat brain, attacks a Starscream figure transformed into its jet mode. She is a fierce hunter.
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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BOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I cannot stress enough that your game does not need 60 fps or HD graphics or any of that shit it just needs to be unrelentingly cool
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Calling an audible for anyone feeling some weird vibes today. Go listen to Bruce Cockburn's "Breakfast in New Orleans Dinner in Timbuktu." Or, if you can find it, his live solo album "Slice O Life"
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JJ McCarthy and Cam Skattebo, aka the Concussion Step-Brothers
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jensen Huang promises "first fully AI jackets" will be wearable by 2029, promises to "revolutionize" outerwear "at a scale never seen before in human history."
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Real "one always tells the truth, the other always lies" vibes, and yet both would say "I have never once been fed". Much to consider.
Two daft black cats stand either side fo an open door
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Wife School" is the song that got Spinal Tap banned from the state of Kansas.
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Clark Valentine @clarkvalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would add: It is good for all of us to live in a society where some of us have made a serious study of things like art and literature and language and culture, and I wish those people made income commensurate to the benefit they provide
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve heard this song exactly once, on a bar jukebox, which is its ideal environment tbh. I thought it was a good song in a type of music I don’t listen to a lot of. And I moved on with my day.
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lots of folks dunking on this one, but the answer is that redemption is possible and that we are deserving of it when we choose to be.
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Rock Lords action figure. It is Magmar, you remember your cousin, Magmar? Marla’s boy.
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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And illustration of Inigo Montoya from the PRINCESS BRIDE limping towards the audience. His sword in one hand, his other hand cradling his injuries. This is his key scene in the movie, yielding the line 'you killed my father, prepare to die.'
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 25/09/2026
So I'm making pint glasses now... robsheridan.threadless.com/accessories/...
Photo of a pint glass I designed which says, in the appropriate font styling, "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BEER." Obviously, in this economy, of course you would.
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lots of folks do not clock the daylight between "best" and "favorite." Except me, of course; my taste is objectively perfect.
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1. The link doesn't even go to the right story, so they're carrying lessons from their runaway hit YouTube presence out to other channels 2. What?! Why would you walk into a job interview with an iced coffee?
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H. theonion.com/baseball-ana...
Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H.
‘It Doesn’t Matter What It Measures, It Just Has To Be Called B.L.E.P.H.,’ Say Analysts
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While I am not the sort of guy to normally go down a 'third-party Transformers upgrades' rabbit hole, it *does* bother me that Swerve has the wrong blaster.
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Defector @defector.com · 25/09/2026
Here's Maitreyi Anantharaman's WNBA playoff preview: defector.com/eight-teams-...
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Eight Teams, Eight Qualms: A Guide To The 2026 WNBA Playoffs | Defector
The 2026 WNBA playoffs begin on Sunday, following the league’s longest-ever regular season, one in which it felt like any team could win on any given night. (Except the Connecticut Sun.) As an…
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Matt LaFleur is going to have to use every iota of his vaunted strategic genius to exit Lambeau Field tonight.
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Jeff, But A Skeleton! @theotherjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From a certain point of view, the Packers have the hardest schedule in football, because in addition to whichever team they’re facing on any given week, they also have to contend with the Packers.
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 24/09/2026
I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.
A battlefield scene from Macross depicted by Masami Watanabe.The Super Dimensional Fortress Macross and Roy (and Hikaru's) VF-1S in Battroid mode, depicted by Masami Watanabe
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