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The Nocturnal DM

@thenocturnaldm.bsky.social
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Your average goofball. Spawned in the very early 90s. Loves TTRPGS, nature, science, and all things weird and spooky. Schrödinger's Gender, He/Him when I am perceived. PS. If you follow me without any interaction you’re getting blocked not a follow back.

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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
An oldie from Inktober 2018: trilobyte
Three panel black and white comic. Panel 1. A smiling eel-like primitive fish shows off it's new iPhone in front of it to two trilobites. Fish dialogue: check out my new phone! It's got 16 gigabytes it can hold! Trilobite dialogue: oh yeah? How many trilobites can it hold? Panel 2: the fish looks on, concerned, as the two trilobites crawl onto the phone and others join. Panel 3: the fish looks upset, its phone is buried in several trilobites. Fish dialogue: please stop
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The Nocturnal DM @thenocturnaldm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the best and worst things about reading a good book with likable characters is when I see their death coming early.
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Good morning! 🪶
Burrowing owl peeking over rocky soil with its head barely visible and bright yellow eyes staring intently.
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ok a few more cryptid bebes and I'm off to bed, I powered the local GPU Glaze
a 3x4 grid of silly little digital doodles of various mythical creatures and cryptids, from top left:
- LESHY - a tiny black pompom with a baby bucktooth skull, two little plantlings growing as horns, two little sticks for hands, tiny baby plants growing around them
- MOTHMAN - wooly bear black and red caterpillar, but with mothman's usual big red eyes, surrounded by stars and a crescent moon
- KRAKEN - baby squid paralarva which is a seethrough squid like blob with a little orangey translucent organs, and two big sparkly eyes, he is thinking of a little toy boat
- FRESNO NIGHTCRAWLER - white haunted pants but it has a little baby button flap
- CHUPACABRA - little lizardy looking guy, supposedly a chupacabra baby, with little pink spikes and nails and anime eyes
- GILL-MAN - a little green tadpole with axolotl little gill frills, and little human limbs
- WENDIGO - two baby versions of the wendigo, one is a baby deer with a skull and long arms, the other is a grey zombie with bloody limbs and a skull with white short pants
- TATZELWURM - orange tabby kitty, but it is almost a snake with only the front paws folded in front of their face and a little triangle tail sticking up, no hind paws
- BLACK SHUCK - cursed british black dog cryptid, but it is a teeny little puppy with glowing red eyes and a stick
- TSUCHINOKO (real) - fat ball of a snake, their eggshell still stuck to the round body, cream orange with small stripes and doing a little blblbl tongue sniff
- MOTHMAN (teen) - wooly bear cocoon, which looks like a little fuzzy brown poop, wearing little glasses and holding a yellow book that says COMIX and has a little cryptid prancing on the cover
- MONGOLIAN DEATH WORM - a freshly hatched transparent wormy with a little dark pink middle gut, two tiny black eyes, and the big open maw only has two little baby milk teeth coming out from the bottom
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
bbys, with an added black shuck pup for some Bri'ish representation
silly digital doodle of a baby tsuchinoko, a fat ball of a snake, their eggshell still stuck to the round body, cream orange with small stripes and doing a little blblbl tongue sniff, on a white backgroundsilly digital doodle of a mongolian death worm, but it is a freshly hatched transparent wormy with a little dark pink middle gut, two tiny black eyes, and the big open maw only has two little baby milk teeth coming out from the bottom, on a white backgroundsilly digital doodle of an orange tabby kitty, but it is almost a snake with only the front paws folded in front of their face and a little triangle tail sticking up, no hind paws, on a white backgroundsilly digital doodle of black shuck, a cursed british black dog cryptid, but it is a teeny little puppy with glowing red eyes and a stick, on a white background
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
blergh come talk to him after he had his post emergence coffee
silly digital doodle of a mothman sitting on his cocoon out of which he just emerged, red wings still furled, holding a coffee cup, on a white background
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
one day he be big and strong and sink MANY ship! ⛵
very silly digital doodle of a baby kraken on a white background, but it is a baby squid paralarva which is a seethrough squid like blob with a little orangey translucent organs, and two big sparkly eyes, he is thinking of a little toy boat
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAO how do i babyfy PANTS attempted with a onesee
extremely silly digital doodle of a baby fresno nightcrawler (the white haunted pants) but it has a little baby button flap
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
chuppy (based on the original 1995 depictions lol)
silly digital doodle on white of what is a little lizardy looking guy, supposedly a chupacabra baby, with little pink spikes and nails and anime eyes
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ok you two nerds, consider this... ... gill-man is some form of amphibious human ... therefore gill-baby is a stickfigure TADPOLE
silly digital doodle of the gill-man from the creature of the black lagoon as a baby, but it is a little green tadpole with axolotl little gill frills, and little human limbs, on a white background
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ok, I'm out of glazes for today, shitposted too hard here are today's babies
a 3x2 grid of silly little digital doodles of various mythical creatures and cryptids, from top left:
- LESHY - a tiny black pompom with a baby bucktooth skull, two little plantlings growing as horns, two little sticks for hands, tiny baby plants growing around them
- MOTHMAN - wooly bear black and red caterpillar, but with mothman's usual big red eyes, surrounded by stars and a crescent moon
- KRAKEN - baby squid paralarva which is a seethrough squid like blob with a little orangey translucent organs, and two big sparkly eyes, he is thinking of a little toy boat
- FRESNO NIGHTCRAWLER -  white haunted pants but it has a little baby button flap
- CHUPACABRA -  little lizardy looking guy, supposedly a chupacabra baby, with little pink spikes and nails and anime eyes
- GILL-MAN -  a little green tadpole with axolotl little gill frills, and little human limbs
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
AH DANG JUST MADE A COLLAGE FOR TODAY ok ok here two bbygo (original zombie depiction and current fan fav deerhead)
silly digital doodle of two baby versions of the wendigo, one is a baby deer with a skull and long arms, the other is a grey zombie with bloody limbs and a skull with white short pants, on a white background
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I LOVE BABY LESHY SO MUCH
silly digital doodle of a tiny baby leshy, guardian of the forest, but it is a tiny black pompom with a baby bucktooth skull, two little plantlings growing as horns, two little sticks for hands, tiny baby plants growing around them, on a white background
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
WHAT IF BABY MOFMAN
silly digital doodle of a wooly bear black and red caterpillar, but with mothman's usual big red eyes, surrounded by stars and a crescent moon, on a white background.
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i can't stop laughing at this it's so stupid
meme, a dynamic illustration of a skeleton riding a motorcycle made of bones flipping off the viewer as seen from a low angle. there's lightning and possibly fire in the background. the top text reads: CRANKIN' HOG?
bottom text reads: OR HOGLY CRANKIN'??
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Love this for him
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Experts run the numbers and declare Tesla Cybertruck as the biggest flop in US automotive history, overtaking the Ford Edsel
The Tesla Cybertruck has been labelled the 'biggest flop in US automotive history', usurping the Ford Edsel - and the numbers are pretty shocking
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.
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Millionaire biohacker reveals he has incurable disease amid mission to ‘defeat death’
‘My stomach is eating itself,’ the tech entrepreneur announced on social media
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
Blood transfusions from close relatives can cause graft vs host disease. Close relatives are literally the last people in the world rich weirdos should be roping into their creepy vampire hobby.
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pictures from a friend of mine who works on a crab-fishing boat off the coast of Newfoundland. I love the nightmare crab door.
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The Nocturnal DM @thenocturnaldm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I am a perfect square today!
A picture showing the square root of 36
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さばほっけ @zakochirashi.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
1948:cowboy woop!🤠 #1日1ウパー
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さばほっけ @zakochirashi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
2303:leisurely.. #1日1ウパー
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/06/2026
🌈 Day 28 🌈 The anniversary of Stonewall Never forget, and never go back
Never forget that the first pride was a riot against police brutality led by black and queer trans people.EMBRACE TRADITION
[A BRICK PAINTED IN TRANS PRIDE COLORS]Remember Your Roots
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Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

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van ronk is quoted as saying about the riots: "as far as I was concerned, anybody who'd stand against the cops was all right with me."
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Alexandria Neonakis @beavs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
New personal painting. Inspired by the scene in Fantasia that I feel like I’ve built my entire art style and personality around.
A white Pegasus floats in a pond underneath the shade of hanging wisteria. She holds a wing out over her foal who is floating in a patch of sunlight in front of her
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The Nocturnal DM @thenocturnaldm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Made a delicious gardeners pie with cabbage, corn, and mushrooms in a mushroom gravy with a mash crust made of radish and garlic. Then topped it with an INTENSE garlic and dill cream sauce. 🧄🫜🥬🌽🍄‍🟫🍽️
A pan filled with chopped radishes and garlic clovesA baking dish with a glass top sitting inside an oven with the light onA blue bowl with a hearty mix of vegetables spooned onto itA hearty veggie mix on a blue bowl with a creamy sauce poured over it
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The Nocturnal DM @thenocturnaldm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
First day back at work after 18 days off. And AWAY WE GO!!!
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Deadpool: Ryan Reynolds' Maximum Effort
Alt: Deadpool: Ryan Reynolds' Maximum Effort
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i’m done messing around in the garden but i gotta stay out here until he’s done smelling the sun. it’s one of his most important hobbies.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
we SAID: "NO cops at pride" 😤
punisher skull but it's the progress pride flag color scheme
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Ryan Hill @ryanhillart.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Prints of the zuck yacht are now available on my website! Thank you everybody for the love! I'm so grateful 🙏 ryanhillart.net
Zuckerberg's megayacht in flames on Lake Union in Seattle, oil painting 9"×12"
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Ryan Hill @ryanhillart.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Lovely evening to paint out in Seattle
My plein air easel on the dock near Mark Zuckerberg's mega yacht "Launchpad" on Lake Union in Seattle. I'm holding a glass palette painting the vessel in flames on a 9"x12" panel.Another shot of me painting Zucks megayacht on fire on Lake Union in Seattle, May 27, 2026
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Lauren W. (she/they) @livewildly.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Dying over the guy who stood next to Zuck's yacht and painted it in flames.
A bearded white man paints on an easel on the right side of the frame. Zuckerberg's eldritch horror of a yacht is on the left.
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Isaac COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! @retromonkeyart.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Pick it up
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Okay, bear with me for a second. Because I've held this theory for a long time. And I kinda feels like this confirms it. The death of Harambe was the tipping point of no return for the unserious right-wing turn of America. 🧵
The official White House Twitter account posted a picture of Harambe the gorilla with a caption that reads:

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
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JUM🅱️O KONG @bromojumbo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
🚨Incoming research files!🚨 Here you can see what themes and inspirations led to the creation of the Nebraska Starters! #fakemon
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JUM🅱️O KONG @bromojumbo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Welcome back to the State Starter Project! The next state we’re droppin in on is Nebraska!! ✈️ Without further ado, your starters are: 🌱 Chimaize 🔥 Stakalf 💧 Goobear Which little guy are YOU 🫵 choosing? #fakemon
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JUM🅱️O KONG @bromojumbo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Your Nebraska Starters have fully evolved! Without further ado, lets meet: 🌱 Cobbraskan 🔥 Barbisear 💧 Kooluma Which starter did you choose first? Who became your favorite? Where are we going next? Stay tuned! #fakemon
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JUM🅱️O KONG @bromojumbo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Your Nebraska Starters are evolving! Introducing: 🌱 Huskogg 🔥 Briskow 💧 Hydrizzly Who's your favorite so far? #fakemon
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Tuzz - Helium Inspector @tuzzleton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Just don't pick it up
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This is bullshit Diglett, and you know it.
Screenshot from Pokopia of Diglette on a bridge.
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Ren @rentgraham.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Drawing wicked mushrooms WIP
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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The Nocturnal DM @thenocturnaldm.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Bringing back a classic in a new format. #oldmeme #bklogo
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Have it in a way
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Richard Tree @rixhardtree.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
imagine hating on me and im just in my room like this #memes #silly #fyp
imagine hating on me and im just in my room like this

#memes #silly #fyp
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Chris Lewis Lee - available for work @chrislewislee.com · 05/05/2026
Work in progress.
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Wish him luck to be bisqued successfully
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
it is the 1954 movie Sabrina starring Audrey Hepburn and Humphrey Bogart, which is such a serve I can barely handle it
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Megan Wyreweden @thecreepingmoon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Finished ❤️🌹🍷🍓🍒🥤 Elixir of healing Gouache and ink on paper Original will be with me at Dragon Con :)
A painting in the style of an old perfume advertisement featuring three bottles of red liquid. The bottles are fancy and covered in gold ormolu and a fancy tassel. The painting includes pink flowers, and text that reads, Elixir of Healing: for treating slashes, burns, bludgeons, necrosis, sprains, frostbite, indigestion, muscle aches
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