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Maximilian

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026
"It could chill rights of contractors to make political contributions" -- unearthed footage shows Susan Collins in 2012 fighting to protect contractors from having to disclose political contributions (we recently learned she was under investigation for a pay-to-play scheme involving a contractor)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dad tosses his giggling son onto the bed, and the family German Shepherd refuses to be left out of the fun.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baarbers
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Maximilian @themooddealer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is incredibly dystopian.
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Pank 🦑 @littlepinksquid.gay · 19/09/2026
a comic showing a man and computer
THE MAN SAYS " Say "i am alive"
the computer responds ">I AM ALIVE"
the man reacts with "Oh my god"
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
me: omg are you alive
very much not-alive computer: YES 😭 I'm alive.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just one more time bro go try it one more time. ask it again if it's alive. you just have to convince it to be honest with you for real PLEEEASE BRO
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Katie looks at a pic on Grindr featuring a muscular man labelled "hungdaddy." She asks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos. She types in the app and says "whatever, I'm too horny to think striaght. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." She receives a knock on the door. She opens it and standing in front of her is a armless, legless, headless torso.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Power to the people! ✊
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Maximilian @themooddealer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This place really is like X, just the opposite colors and flavour, like fuck man, I’m so sick and tired of seeing the rambling for emotionally unregulated, undereducated, people! Can you all talk about anything other than DJT and politics? And miss me with the victimization, I’m what you claim to be
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And it’s been going on for Decades….
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Maximilian @themooddealer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
AI slop.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Leila Cohen is Right….
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Silly Sally 💙💙💙 @caturday62.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If a con man is capable of convincing you that CANADA is our enemy but NORTH KOREA is our friend, then, intellectually you are in serious trouble.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A man angrily says "DEBATE ME!" A baby responds "GA." The man shouts "APPEAL TO EMOTION!" The baby, angrily says "BA." The man retorts "AD HOMINEM"
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Serious
Drawing depicting a puppy becoming more realistically drawn as to be more serious
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Safely Endangered @safelyendangered.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A man asks his partner "do you think it would be OK if I wore the jacket from "Drive?" His partner answers "I think that might be inappropriate for a funeral." The man puts the jacket back in the closet and says "yeah you're right" He pulls out a black version of the jacket and says "better wear the black variant."
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
***adds a little something to the pic***
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Maximilian @themooddealer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I bet you 100 bucks they didn’t apply the same level of respect to Obama or Biden.
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Sort of Damocles @sortofdamocles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
RFK Jr and wife had a soiree at their Hollywood mansion during COVID and required proof of COVID vaccination with RSVP. Watch what they do, not what they say. –Rachel Maddow
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/07/2026
Uber Eats and DoorDash hid tip buttons and set default tips below 10%. As a result, tips for delivery workers fell 79%.  In January, we made these corporations change their apps — and in the past six months, we've put $104 million back in delivery workers' pockets.  This is only the beginning.
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Maximilian @themooddealer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s ASTOUNDING how deep the depths of ignorance can go! Like people actively think DJT is a great president, leader, person! Like do you know how absolutely dipshitted you have to be to even get close to that idea in 2026?
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AllThingsDre @allthingsdre.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This whole Taylor farms thing and all the food being infected with parasites. It's actually a very good example of why these conglomerants and monopolies shouldn't exist. You shouldn't be able to operate under one name and own 30 brands that do the exact same thing
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Since when did we start accepting “flat earth” as an opinion? It’s not an opinion, it’s a delusion. It’s wrong, easily disproven, and just plain stupid. We’re helping no-one by coddling these idiots.
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the economy is actually doing great if you scam and exploit people and believe you can continue to do so forever. have you guys tried that
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LiarSpeaksTheTruth @liarspeaksthetruth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Not using Meta products is the easiest way to tell the government you don't want or need a data centre in your area.
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GuitarMan66 @guitarman66.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Another guitar i need badly!
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OldManLefty @jonbandit.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mitt Romney confirmed that he won’t launch a third bid for president in 2028 — and argued that octogenarians should sit this one out. “I basically think people who are 80 and above really should not be running the world or running the country”
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Maximilian @themooddealer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Why would someone automate an account like this? Like ugh
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Pól Micheál O'Slatraigh @pmoslatraigh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Norah 🤗 @thenoraheffect.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hollywood should normalize stepping back, taking a beat, and coming up with new original programming and not dredging up old TV shows, or creating new ones with the same, slightly differing storylines.
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Danielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Personally I would just ban all online betting. It is a cancer on society.
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Paul Muad'Dib @paulmuaddib.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Trump paying E. Jean Carroll makes it offical that Trump is an adjudicated rapist. No more Appeals, no more delays just the fact that we have a fucking president that is a felon and an adjudicated rapist. This country sucks if he's not impeached!
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Dead Fish 🔻 @deadfish1965.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Free speech absolutist.
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Maximilian @themooddealer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lmfaoo “Even the abused animals they indoctrinated for propaganda like this” The internet will always be one of the most hilarious places around,
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Maximilian @themooddealer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tweets like these reveal how small and narrow people’s thought tracts are.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I have to Agree, Significant Changes are Needed….
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The Cassandra Files (I told you so) @triedtowarnyou.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Again: pretentious hypocrisy is the hallmark of Republicans.
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Spooky Sasquatch @nerdysasquatch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fuck Microsoft. The strategy of constantly buying up studios and then doing mass layoffs because those studios didn't meet exec's high expectations is not sustainable. "The line must go up" is not sustainable.
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Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum @zoewashburne.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Corporations don't GAF about you - but their AI robots...
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
AOC: “The problem is that these big companies think they are governments – they want to be governments. They want to have totally unchecked power I believe that we need to pursue antitrust. We need to break up a lot of these companies that are far too big - & we need consumer protections for ppl”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two mice are ogling at someone off panel. One mouse says, “oh my gosh, did it hurt?” Another says, “it looks so cool…” Panel 2: the subject of their attention is another mouse with a huge mouse trap clamped on his ear. He is surrounded by interested, flirty mice. He nonchalantly tries to calm the crowd by putting his hands up and saying “ahaha… ladies, ladies…”
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This shit should be illegal. The NY Post specifically is a propaganda rag.
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