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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy)

@themightyjoedanger.bsky.social
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Streetwise Professor, Hood Elvis, Cambodian Easy Rider. Jewish Johnny Yuma? Science Kenny Powers. Friend to the Friendless. John Brown set the tone, he was a meteor in a guilty land.

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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 2h
Tony, you're telling me this rain barrel wrote "Let's Stay Together?"
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 10h
ingiustificatamente in una situazione in cui preferirei non trovarmi
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 14h
Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everything I like is national defense. Everything I don't like is woke.
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heroic stuff happening in Minneapolis.
racketmn.com
An Interview With the Person Who Put Hundreds of ‘Wedding Crashers’ DVDs in South Mpls Little Free Libraries - Racket
'It is 100% a queer art installation,' Sable Adelaide tells us.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kalshi, you might just have saved Medicaid from turning into work camps for the wounded.
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#notanomen
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He is not wrong. "There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law" - United Nations Special Rapporteur on U.S. Killing “Narco-Terrorists” at Sea www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if you don't think the computer is alive you just haven't used it enough. you just haven't done it right. you just haven't done enough research and read enough posts by other people who think the computer is alive. if you just used it more you would agree that it's alive
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Time to charge the vertical hate rectangle so I can focus on the horizontal hate rectangles for a few hours. Might turn around and check the horror box too.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin)
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Minneapolis, your cause is righteous and I appreciate you." -Mike Doughty
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Biology update from Max, my five year old: "Scientists think that penguins, they don't have mouths."
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do a good week, everyone
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PadRock @padrock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My neck, my back, my pronouns and my land ancknowledgement
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Behold me, of little merit.
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At this point we can only assume it's enemy action.
bbc.com
Norway's Princess Astrid dies two days after attending brother King Harald's funeral
Princess Astrid "represented the Royal House in a warm and dutiful manner", the new king, Haakon VIII, said in a tribute to his aunt.
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A wild part of getting old working for the military is watching the median worldview of the rather conservative people around me moving towards my formerly outlaw positions. Yes, the aluminum tubes thing was fake. Nope, no WMDs. Mr Raytheon is getting rich. War is a racket. Accepted wisdom.
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In the words of my Texan coworker who is honestly trying, Happy Rashashnah.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Defector Media: Yes the cast and crew of Master of Disguise did hold a moment of silence for 9/11 it just didn’t happen on 9/11 and there’s a picture of Dana Carvey as “The Turtle Man”
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Houthis: what the fuck, you told us it was economical to build the IR sensor with aluminum foil instead of mercury cadmium telluride Claude: That is exactly the right challenge to raise, and the honest answer is that the claim was asserted rather than demonstrated. Inshallah it won't happen again
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 10/09/2026
GET THE FUCK IN EVERYBODY WE’RE DOING ROBOT RACISM
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Black RTV Silicone. Who all ready to do something stupid to an engine say yeah!
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just to be clear, this is the German far-right party whose victory Trump and Musk are both celebrating:
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fuck yes we love to see a guy like this
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Look, sometimes Grandpa just says things. He wasn't hugged growing up.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
:donaldglovergood:
thebanner.com
Hear ye, hear ye: Renn Fest rules change spurs furry furor
Maryland's Renaissance Festival has banned fursuits, saying members of the furry subculture distract from the festival and don't abide by guidelines for courteous behavior. They say they are being unf...
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man just ran the my man bit into the ground.
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey guys is it good if your power is out and they show up with 7 trucks and a drilling rig?
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mans is over here trying to recapitulate Waltzing Matilda.
wric.com
Henrico police pursuit ends with suspect jumping into James River
A police pursuit that began in Henrico Saturday afternoon ended with the suspect jumping into the James River.
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A chance to see the mysterious Breakmaster Cylinder? Hot damn.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“No, we stole that term from you Black folk. And now it’s ours, because we use it. We use it to mean that the concerns and perspectives of you Black folk are annoying or wrong or dangerous, as a way of ignoring and dismissing those concerns and perspectives. Like I’m doing now—does that make sense?”
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Honestly, whomst'd've predicted this outcome?
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Get on up, it's Royal Danish Air Force Flyver time.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We are a broken nation. Hundreds of thousands of Haitians were living and working legally, paying taxes, and contributing. Haiti remains wholly unsafe. But Trump hates Haitians, and the White House wanted videos of Black people in chains, so they stripped them of status and turned on the cameras.
Homeland Security 7
@DHSgov
X.com
Haiti TPS has been TERMINATED.
Those with terminated TPS are in our nation Illegally. They have two options: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY or be DEPORTED.
DHS.GOV/CBРНОМЕ

Underneath is a screenshot of a video showing two Haitian men in chains being led to the aircraft. I didn’t post the video, but it’s vile.
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*Bronx Tale voice* "So now yous have to be trans."
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fully Automated Dehumanizing Space Serfdom.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The problem with the left is that they’ve thrown around accusations of racism so much that the word has lost all meaning, just because someone says “I am a racist, I enjoy racism, that is my thing and I am doing it right now, here I go racism time ” doesn’t mean you know their heart
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My trade relationship with my dentist has strongly favored disbursements. That doesn't mean I got ripped off - I got some crowns.
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Deception is easy when you're dealing with dickheads.
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Big L for Tim, honestly.
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dangerous ass ear picks with kid accoutrements. Not a warning label in sight, English or Korean. Hey @cpsc.gov this is an H Mart crime right?
An ear pick set for kids with no warning labels
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Holy shit, wait until these guys learn about cars
theguardian.com
Robots smash human track records, including Bolt's 100m sprint — video
Humanoid robots have smashed human athletic records at the five-day World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing. Among the records broken was Usain Bolt's 9.58-second 100m, with a robot developed by the Bei...
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Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy) @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
US! A group that believes all life is sacred after grad school. Where "just a lawyer" is a valid career assessment! We invented outperforming ourselves, but this yutz...
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Man she’s really just out there jogging huh
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