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Ayr Jordan

@theloosestforward.bsky.social
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Fumbling balls & bad bitches since 1993. Used to be Loose & Forward, at a couple of different handles. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 New🏰, Edinburgh

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Chris Murray @chrismurray.bsky.social · 6h
There's a movie coming out where Arnie plays Santa and says "I'm Back" and so clearly it is excellent.
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 7h
Franco says Relax
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 7h
Beauden Barrett, 10 or full back?
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Mik A @mikadooo.bsky.social · 10h
The stats from England Women vs New Zealand are a thing to bring a tear to Shaun Edwards's eye. England, with 34% possession and 35% territory (per rugbypass stats) put in a massive defensive effort to restrict the Ferns to 19 points off 14 entries into the 22.
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Mik A @mikadooo.bsky.social · 10h
Morwenna Talling needs a old vide-printer style confirmation with 39 (THIRTY-NINE) tackles completed. An additional seven Roses completed 20+ tackles apiece. Despite a vast number of carries and post-contact metres, New Zealand managed only 7 line breaks.
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 10h
Can anyone name a Scotland Men's player that's played in a win against the All Blacks since 1994?
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Illtud Dafydd @illtuddafydd.bsky.social · 12h
Pau winger Rodrigo Marta's stats this season Tries: 6 (No. 1) Defenders beaten: 15 (No. 2) Metres gained: 284m (No. 4) He is the only player to feature in the top 10 for these stats Unreal start to life in the #Top14
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Harry Redknapp doesn't think Man City should be punished for fiddling the books. That's Harry Redknapp who opened a bank account in Monaco in the name of his dog to avoid tax.
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Mike Pullen @mikepullen1969.bsky.social · 16h
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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 18h
And this is how you keep getting knocked out in the semi final of lidl
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Riaan Louw @ringo26.bsky.social · 17h
youtu.be/IRAaCq3nAMs?...
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Steve Kerr talks about Roger Federer’s sustained success. The answer will shock you.
YouTube video by The Player Experience
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Squidge Rugby @squidgerugby.bsky.social · 17h
What the hell is this sport, man. Why do we do this.
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Peter G @dwyfor16.bsky.social · 19h
I do this but before I go to the supermarket
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Mike Pullen @mikepullen1969.bsky.social · 20h
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
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‘I needed to change’: Peter O’Mahony on ditching hard-edged ritual, and his love of gardening
The former Ireland captain tells Donald McRae he had to allow himself to feel to lead, how almost all of his coaches were ‘a bit mad’, and pain over a ruthless Munster exit
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Thala Msutu @thalamsutu.bsky.social · 20h
I love Brenden Venter just picking up his beef with English rugby media like he never left.
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Illtud Dafydd @illtuddafydd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And now Macalou says he's yet to "make an official announcement" about the fure of his career Is he retiring? Does he even know? ANOTHER soap opera in French rugby, keep it coming! #Top14
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Cloudy @smellmycloud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One can only assume once dogs and sex get mentioned, the head of the FBI will want to get involved personally.
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I remember an Eddie Izzard bit about like ok there's a bomb scare at Victoria but I could get the Jubilee line, change at Green Park...
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Illtud Dafydd @illtuddafydd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
According to Midi Olympique, Stade Francais' France flanker Sekou Macalou has announced his retirement with immediate effect Massive shock #Top14 www.rugbyrama.fr/2026/09/29/t...
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Coup de tonnerre : fin de carrière pour Macalou avec effet immédiat !
Le troisième ligne international du Stade Français Sekou Macalou a annoncé hier lundi à ses partenaires mettre fin à sa carrière avec effet immédiat. Un véritable coup de tonnerre.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
3 cheers for Sireli Bobo, Very good, very good
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Star @star.telstarcat.xyz · 29/09/2026
why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this
Screenshot of an ESPN halftime segment with Jason Kelce wearing a flat cap and a beige-patterned overcoat with a black tie and white undershirt. Chiron below reads "Jalen Hurts (PHI): Rush TD at end of half, ball was snapped with 1 second left"
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AJ Thomas @zzypt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have had a go at a Lions squad based on two rounds of WXV. Loads of potential Lions unavailable. Really annoyed I haven’t got Alex Matthews in there. Wing is so shallow a new cap was the star, NZ can ruin us out wide. 1/2
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Bench 1
Bench 2
1 Hannah Botterman
Mackenzie Carson
Niamh O'Dowd
Kelsey Jones
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Cliodhna Moloney Macdonald
Bryony Field
3 Maud Muir
Sarah Bern
Linda Djougang
4 Morwenna Talling


5 Lilli Ives Campion
Georgia Evans
6 Maddie Feaunati
Abi Burton
Marlie Packer
7 Evie Gallagher

Sadia Kabeya
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Aoife Wafer


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Lucy Packer
Natasha Hunt
Keira Bevan
10 Zoe Harrison
Dannah O'Brien

11 Amy Williams


12 Eve Higgins

Holly Aitchison
13 Megan Jones

Helena Rowland
14 Rhona Lloyd

15 Ellie Kildunne
Emma Sing
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Newcastle have given Fehi Fineanganofo the opportunity to fulfil his ambition of playing in the RWC before joining the club on newly-extended terms. Newcastle Red Bulls' sporting general manager Neil McIlroy said: “Giving people wings to fulfil their dreams is a big part of Red Bull's mantra"
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Simon Boyne @simonb84.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Majority of Irish fans. There was many positives to take from some narrow loses. Chicken Licken : The sky is falling!
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
24 World Cups between these guys
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gdawg714.bsky.social @gdawg714.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Illtud Dafydd @illtuddafydd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pau centre Fabien Brau-Boirie celebrates his new contract with the breakthrough player of 2025/2026 award Pyrenean lad done good #NuitDuRugby
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Illtud Dafydd @illtuddafydd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Louis Bielle-Biarrey takes the France player of the season award Four tries against England in the #SixNations helped Stayed quiet on his sevens ambitions for #LA2028 #NuitduRugby
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bomb Disposal Squad Most underrated Back 3 in World Cup History
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
England training for the world cup in Australia
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Illtud Dafydd @illtuddafydd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Willis, Jalibert or Plummer for 2025/2026? #Top14
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Thala Msutu @thalamsutu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Handre Pollard being the most clutch kicker in rugby possibly ever but also the most reliable to miss a penalty kick to touch sounds like Greek mythology.
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hernandez & Contepomi
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dupont is da man
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dupont is like Jordan in that any game you watch, he brought it. There won't be anyone that's able to say they went to watch him in a match & he did nothing, was a 6/10 or less. And you don't have to explain to your non rugby mates why he's good, they can just watch
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tapped & went himself, stripped short of the line, opposition got a yellow Just got a brace in 2 minutes You guessed it Antoine Dupont
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Allez Toulouse!
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Ian P @goatteeboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enjoyed watching the 745 game on TNT. Lovely to see the Weir, Burrow and Slater families having fun. The comms team did a good job of keeping it light hearted. #rugby #MND
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An old man was lying on his deathbed when he smelled his favorite cookies. He rolled out of bed and crawled to the kitchen and grabbed a cookie with all of his remaining strength. Just then, his wife slaps his hand with a spatula and asks: "what are you doing? Those are for the funeral!
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charlierumary.bsky.social @charlierumary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lads if your mate treats his partner like this you need to call him out.. No real man polices puddings.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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🎟️🔞bizarre little man🎪🎈 @clownhospital.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
and when everyone is gay noone will be
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed; Second, it is violently opposed; and Third, it is 4 for £1.00.
Sign in a Clacton charity shop which reads Books 99p each. Fact based books 4 for £1.00
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Russ Swan @russs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth is cheaper than fiction
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Tony Gurney @tonygurney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This makes the Lance Armstrong autobiography more expensive than the book that exposed him. Welcome to 2026.
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone watching the 745 game?
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