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Michael Kohler

@thekohler.bsky.social
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Former History PhD student (studied domestic slave trade) ESRD survivor. Spectrum parent. Nerd.

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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why does he spend all his time cosplaying? He's supposed to be running the world's largest bureaucracy during a time of war.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(both Bushes, I mean)
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Both of them.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I once went to an NSO concert at the Kennedy Center where Alito was sitting in the booth across from us. It ruined the whole thing for me because I kept trying to burn a hole through his forehead with the sheer power of my hatred for that awful man.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
it's such a perfect example of what is actually alito's hallmark as a justice, shoddy, sub-undergraduate thinking dressed up with five dollar words.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was late to Twitter so it was so weird seeing people treat that guy like he was a serious journalist for a while. I followed him because so many people I was following did and was confused because he just seemed so awful. Though I miss him being a Resistance grifter and not.... whatever he is now.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dude was an O-5 and he's bragging about a bronze star? Just absolutely counting on most voters not knowing the difference.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seems weird to sue in order to compel the government to not break the law, but I guess that's better than nothing.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - The Onion share.google/KQRAMHDh2sGn...
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, ...
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And of the major SCOTUS decisions that overrode the will of the legislature, the only good ones, for the most part, are ones that were only necessary because of the ridiculous filibuster rule in the Senate.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate these chud writers but Erikson has always been a subject of pity from me, as anyone named Erik Erikson obviously had parents who didn't love them.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
Pete Hegseth, looking like a cocktail you found the morning after a party
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gotta say... anecdotally.... the part of southern Fairfax County that I drive through that used to be filled with hyper-partisan Republicans who put out a zillion lawn signs for every race are completely free of political signage despite it being mid-September. Fingers crossed.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/09/2026
Ossoff: "Here are Qs I have: is it the case that Kremlev was in China with Putin just days before he attended the wedding and gave what appears to have been a lavish gift to the president's son? And what are his ties to Russia's security services?...these folks are not just corrupt. They're clowns."
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026
The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:
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@realizingerin
I went to an rationalist/EA Al doomer event last night with the goal of meeting someone who could calmly explain to me the argument for how they get to the conclusion that Al will kill everyone.
Because these are rationalists, I expected to find people who could lay out a serious extinction pathway, walk through the assumptions and intermediate steps, identify choke points where negative pathways could potentially be regulated, and entertain disagreement about where their assumptions might break down.
My experience was the exact opposite.
The people I spoke to seemed psychologically unable to entertain the possibility that their conclusion (that Al literally kills everyone, which was a point that many would not even budge on) might be wrong.
Their most extreme conclusion was treated as an axiom.
I had multiple people walk out of conversations with me when I questioned their inevitable extinction premise.
At one point during a panel, the moderator asked everyone in the audience who was still skeptical of Al doom to raise their hands. About half the room did. He then told all of the skeptics to leave the panel and go with one of the speakers, who would answer their questions separately. They filtered out all the skeptics, and continued the panel only with the subset who accepted their extreme position.
I genuinely felt like a heretic just for questioning whether superintelligent Al inevitably leads to the extinction of humanity, or entertaining the possibility that the future might actually turn out well.
That does not mean Al safety is fake. Obviously there are serious questions about rapidly advancing Al systems and what happens as they become much more capable. Those are exactly the conversations I went there hoping to have.
But what I encountered was an apocalyptic death cult. These people are not rational. They are deeply afraid, they reinforce that fear in one another, and they have become so emotionally committed to apocalypse
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I read today in an article in The Daily Beast that some military leaders have privately begun referring to Pete Hegseth with the nickname "No Tab Pete" and I nearly spit my drink out. I then realized that everyone should have the knowledge to appreciate this ruthless nickname. (thread)
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Ken Miller @akskierken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“No Tab Pete” is fucking gloriously vicious. I love this for him.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That was the writer's strike, IIRC
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He's gonna jinx it.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 09/09/2026
sorry for screenshotting some twitter rando but you guys need to see this
The Hellenist @The_Hellenist . 19h
Men must go on sex strike.
Do not give women any of your love until they submit to patriarchy.
Feminist women are undeserving of love.
Men must therefore go on sex strike.

NO SEX UNTIL YOU ABANDON FEMINISM
STRONG WOMEN BUILD NOTHING.
SUBMISSIVE WOMEN BUILD CIVILIZATION.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Giuliani, who insisted on keeping the Office of Emergency Management HQ in the WTC even after the first WTC bombing so he could have a place to meet his mistress.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Which, for some reason, we're going to blame on Democrats.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We literally kicked Lieberman out of the party and the Senate over it. 🙄
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Obama had 60 votes in the Senate for like a month total and his signature bill--Obamacare--wasn't even squeezed through then because a handful of Democrats (and let's not forget Joe Lieberman) sabotaged it.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So just shut the government down until the next election? Because thinking he should die in prison and that winning elections is good and that voters will fucking hate refusing to work with him on anything are all ideas I can keep in my head at the same time. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What? 🤦🏻‍♂️ He's supposed to not support local industries simply because Trump sucks? You're angry that he's not just screaming about how much he hates Trump?
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why do you want to sit in the car without climate control or music? It's an EV. Take advantage of that giant battery. Enjoy your life.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trump's stupid chart of "greatest" presidents is actually a ranking of presidents from Life Magazine in 1948, with his name added at the top and the Democrats he doesn't like at the bottom. Exactly the kind of thing a healthy, high-functioning person shares.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Man. That original ranking is ROUGH. White supremacist AF. Apparently the worst thing a president can do is defend the rights of African-Americans, while segregation is to be celebrated. Though since chuds often pretend Wilson was "progressive" in the modern sense it's so lazy that they left him up.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That's been clear for a while now.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Many kids didn't get vaccinated during COVID because their gerbil-brained parents listened to grifters like RFK Jr.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Any day now I'm gonna see someone claim that they can't be fascist because they're Italian and on that day I'm going to have a stroke.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rest in Piss to a reprehensible monster.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"You are older than my father?"
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
As someone with a polycystic pancreas this is amazing news.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Weird. That doesn't look like Abraham Lincoln.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy 10 year anniversary of the best mic drop on Twitter. Hard to believe it’s been so long! Congrats @astrokatie.com

Katie Mack @AstroKatie
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Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it.

Gary P Jackson (RAT) @gary4205
@AstroKatie Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM!

Katie Mack @AstroKatie
@gary4205 | dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics.
Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Much as archaeology was under Stalin and the Nazis.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Super easy! Barely an inconvenience! You stop at the rank of major and spend the next however many years bloviating on Fox News, then get nominated to run the military by an openly corrupt president and confirmed by a lily-livered senate.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I hate it. People assume that we live in a society where medicine is regulated enough that quackery can't pretend to be medicine, but it's just not true.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Better than a bear, I guess.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Snake oil salesmen are bad people who sell fake medicine and shouldn't be normalized. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Like I don't get why this stuff doesn't piss everyone off. Antivaxxers kill babies. Homeopaths are selling sugar pills with water on them as medicine to people who are in pain. Chiropractors pretend to be doctors while being quacks who believe cracking spines can cure cancer. 🙄
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's just like Trump pretending that it's bias that prosecutors kept indicting him just because he committed so many crimes.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I also don't like antivaxers, homeopaths, etc. But chiropracty wins bonus awful points by being dangerous. If you're an antivaxer you can change your mind the next day but once a chiropractor gives you permanent damage to your spine you're pretty much boned.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
.... sure? I don't like woo grifters who trick people into thinking their field is the medical field that specializes in back pain when in reality it's dangerous woo nonsense based on what an insane person was supposedly told by a ghost.
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The whole field is based on woo nonsense. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Michael Kohler @thekohler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's dangerous and grifty therapy. You would have been much better off with PT.
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