E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 2hPendeja! -is a sneeze in Spanish. 🤣 #YesImHigh #Blueskystatic.klipy.comTeran Knox Meme: No Lo Puedo CreerALT: Teran Knox Meme: No Lo Puedo Creer 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 11hLived with my phone in Do Not Disturb for years. Only 2 ppl in faves ever allowed to get thru. Turned it off so mechanic can call as he had my car. I left it off. Its so fuckn empowering & satisfying to reject callers left & right! & callers know theyre bein rejected! I’m leaving DND off! 🤣 #Bluesky 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 11hLOL! I’m in rare form this morning! Just wrapped up the Schlitzwaters Variety Hour! I sang, I danced, I told jokes, I did skits. To no one there! LMFAO! I had a blast! 😂 #TGIF #Bluesky #ImFree 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m overwhelmed w/gratitude today. I want for nothing in my personal life. My world may be small & isolated but its kind, loving & beautiful. & a warm bowl of soup in my belly adds to the joy. I’m grateful for the little things. I’m at peace today. I hope others who are struggling find their peace ❤️ 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Temps dropped into 30s last 2 days here; cold dip from Canada. A prelude to winter. I love winter & snow but I’m terrified of my electric bill; I’ve electric wall heaters. Summer bill averages $90, winter average $460! Had to leave last year cause couldn’t afford it. Stayed downstate with family. 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Day 2 of a shitty migraine. Hurts but it’s not explosive or taking me out. Hoping it goes away after eating breakfast. 💆🏻♀️ 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I adore you, #Bluesky I’m glad I’m here. But I can’t watch anymore ICE videos. The brutality & dehumanizing of people makes me cry. I cry watching your videos. I’m heartbroken for immigrants & disgusted I’m an American. Our country is lawless, unstable & deadly. Keep fighting the good fight. ❤️ 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Look at this beauty! We startled each other. He slithered across my shoes & I screamed like a banshee. 😂 I love him. We got to save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk. #SnakesOfBluesky #Nature #GarterSnake #Bluesky 110
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026LMFAO!!! “Wow, you left the airport like a corpse!” 😂😂😂 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve an effin migraine & I’m delusional from lack of sleep & crying all night. I’m running on fumes. And donuts. 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If doing the work daily, or shit-posting & ranting, or being offensive on social media is objectionable, so be it. But I’m alive. I’m alive! My Irish Twin sister chose drugs instead of doing the work. And she’s dead.static.klipy.comAngry Baby Girl Eating with Intense StareALT: Angry Baby Girl Eating with Intense Stare 010
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Christ! I’ve picked up another Boomer habit- I always have a box of tissues out. All that’s left now is to tuck a tissue in my sleeve & put out a small ceramic bowl of candy. 🤦🏻♀️ (LOL! Who am I kidding?! That candy bowl won’t last 5 mins around me. 😂) #Bluesky 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Omfg! I just realized something! My Nanny birthed The Monster & hated her. Yet, my Nanny loved me. The Monster always hated me & was so cruel towards me. Could it be because The Monster saw my Nanny’s love for me & not her so she was jealous & enraged by it?! Thus, wanted to destroy me?! 🫢 My god. 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My Nanny once told me- Laugh, & the world laughs w/you. Cry, & you cry alone. She also told me- Always get the last punch! 😂 My sweet lil Nanny w/the mouth of a trucker. I miss her so much. I knew for certain she loved me. She was 1 of only 2 ppl who ever loved me. Yet, she also birthed The Monster 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Our little Schlitzwaters is acting out. She killed all her heroes. It’s gonna take some time to feel empathy again. 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How about idiot savant? Is that a gentler, more acceptable way of saying retard? It’s catchy. I like it! I’m the savant, society is the idiot. That works for me! I learned in kindergarten, Sticks & stones… you know the rest. 🙄 There are no banned or illegal words. And no one dictates what I say. 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Run, people! Run! I’m using the “R-word.” Save yourselves! Run for your lives! Oh, the calamity! The “R-word” is being said! It’s being saaaaiid! God help us all! Will we ever survive this?! The “R-word” collapses societies! Tears down nations! Started wars! Oh, the hunanityyyy! 😭 Fuckin retards. 🙄 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There’s 2 white trash families in my neighborhood. Of all the neighbors these 2 always honk their horns as they leave. No matter time of day or night. Wtf is their damage? Is it spite/hatred of others or are they fuckn retarded attention whores? Whats the fuckn point in it? No self-awareness. smfh 🙄 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I deaded my own mother & siblings over their support for Drumpf. I deaded every1 in my life. Every1! & altho Im heartbroken, alone & grief stricken, Ive no regrets. It’s so hard, so painful & I love them all & want the best for them, I love myself more. Im doing whats best for me. I continue to heal 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m still awake since yesterday. Did a lot of soul-searching & decided not to respond to maga friend’s call. I’m at peace w/my decision. I love her, miss her, grieve her loss & only want the best for her but I don’t want her in my life. I’ve come too far to look back. I’m not the person I used to be 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lifelong bestie I deaded over a year ago for being maga called me today. I didnt answer- she left voicemail. She thinks enough time passed that I’ll accept her back in my life. These maga twats dont respect boundaries. I’ll sleep on it & decide tomorrow if I’ll call her, ignore her or destroy her 😒 110
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh well, you win some, you lose some. 😒 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve never been so excited to get out among society & run errands! 😂 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Such a beautiful day today! I’m so fortunate & grateful. #AutumnBreeze #FallisHere #FallColors #Bluesky #WindChimes 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Best news everrrrr! I’m getting my car back by early this afternoon! 🙌 So grateful! 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Much like a white dwarf, I, too, want to go out quiet, compact & deeply strange. K, thanks. #Bluesky 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yo, I need to be high 24/7. I am so chill & content. I was too wound up today. So grateful for the devil’s lettuce. ✌️😵💫 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The correct spelling is whoa, not woah. Looking at the incorrect spelling on a title for a popular podcast. Ffs, proofread much? & while we’re at it, it’s should have, (should’ve) not should of. Stop butchering the English language. #ProudGrammerNazi #GetEducated #TheMoreYouKnow💫 #Bluesky 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh, so my OFP is essentially the same as a NPC. Yeah, I see it. 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026All out of mayo. Is there such thing as a ketchup sandwich? Or Sweet Baby Ray’s Barbeque Sauce sandwich? 😭 Asking for a friend. 😭 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Imagine your death certificate listing Black Plague as your cause of death in the year 2026. Smfh 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cool. Cool. So the actual Black Plague that wiped out 50% of the European population in the 14th century is back in effect. Courtesy Putin’s bio-weapons lab in Siberia. What a time to be alive! 🤦🏻♀️ #Bluesky 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wow! Dude is so hairy he was shirtless but looked like he was actually wearing a sweater! 010
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Apparently, Chris Rock wasn’t slapped hard enough. 🙄 010
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Human beings are a ridiculous species. 010
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m not racist. I hate everyone equally. 010
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There’s a white rural hayseed shooting his gun off for about 15-20 mins now. Dude’s got a fuck-ton of ammo! Were he a black guy in the city?- He’d have been shot, cuffed, thrown in the back of a police van & dead by now. 010
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Drug addicts & alcoholics are the scum of the earth. Waste of a life, all of them. *spit* #Bluesky 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m so disappointed, is all. I so wish he, all of them, could heal from their traumas, give up their vices & embrace life. Embrace how amazing & awesome life really can be. But fuck it, you can’t save ppl from themselves. I’m not responsible for them. So I’m an orphan. And better off for it. 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m forever grateful to myself that I got the courage, the balls, to call them all out & walked away from them. All of them! So grateful. I’m free! I may go hungry but I’m fuckin free! 🙌 I belong to me. My life is my own. 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026& here I was feeling bad for him & thinking I’m not being there for him when all along he’s getting wrecked on a Sunday afternoon when my biggest issue is hunger! I never visited my misery on them. I have no vices to ruin mine & others lives. I suffer in silence. Fuck them! I’m not his dead mother 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The faux redneck NYers are shooting off their guns. 🤦🏻♀️ 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Always hilarious when a drunk calls all sloppy & slurring but swearing up & down they’re sober. 🙄 Foh 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That lil prick just drunk-dialed me on a Sunday afternoon! So glad I answered. I called him out for bein wasted & ended the call in 30secs. I just deaded my last family member. Im so fuckin relieved! He can go drown his shit at the bottom of a bottle like the rest of the degenerates. Fuck outta here 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026YouTubers I used to enjoy watching have grown to annoy the shit out of me. Setting music to your dash cam isn’t content. It’s just glorified dash cam footage. Also? Doing a 15 min video on a sponsored product isn’t content. It’s an infomercial. They used to have original content. Now it’s abt money 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I desperately need my car back, pronto! You can’t survive without a car in a rural, inbred, faux-red neck town. There’s no shoulders, no sidewalks, no public transportation. & to think, I came here to convalesce, to heal. I’m more fuckin stressed than ever! 🤬 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s Sunday. I hate Sundays. K, thanks. 000
E.L. Schlitzwaters @ikilledmyheroes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It doesn’t fuckin matter. It’s always been about shouting into the void. 000
