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Ha Ha Bonk

@haha-bonk.bsky.social

A collector of puns and dreadful jokes

#Humour #DailyJoke I nearly got knocked off my bike by a council salt lorry last night. "You idiot!", I shouted through gritted teeth.

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke I was told never to leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out. It could spell disaster.

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke After a row my mate sent me a text to say I was very condescending. To be honest I was surprised they could spell it.

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke I once told a friend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She seemed surprised.

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke Robin: The batmobile won't start Batman: Check the battery Robin: What's a tery??

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke I walked in on my wife and the milkman and the first thing she said was: "Don't tell the butcher!!" Rodney Dangerfield

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke Sure, I drink a lot of brake fluid, but I can stop anytime.

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue. She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke I got caught stealing full stops... I'm looking at a lengthy sentence.

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke My girlfriend just left me. She says my life revolves around football and she's sick of it. I'm quite upset. We were together for five seasons.

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke I just got some anti gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke My friend went metal detecting for the first time while wearing steel-toe-capped boots. They told me: "I'm just finding my feet at the moment".

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Ha Ha Bonk @haha-bonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

#Humour #DailyJoke Glaswegian walks in to a bakers, points at a cake and says, "Is that a macaroon or a meringue?" The baker says, "No you're correct. It is a macaroon."

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