Reposted by Ranch DevereauxLock-tober, I Barely Knew Her @chakram84.bsky.social · 17hWhen I heard that, I was like…static.klipy.comNazaré Tedesco Confused Math MemeALT: Nazaré Tedesco Confused Math Meme 051
Reposted by Ranch DevereauxEl nene 🤍 @chicodulce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The amount of straight gym rats that leave the bathroom and don’t wash their hands…and they are probably the same people that are vaccine deniers… 0172
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Actually, even then maybe wash your hands after injecting yourself with something?! 2350
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When I see someone come out of a bathroom stall at the gym and not wash their hands 71224
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I try not and comment on that demented dipshit anymore because giving him any attention is what narcissists want, but how would Iran nuking San Diego or LA be a small price to pay for gas prices that are high due to a war that…checks notes…is to keep Iran from having said nukes? Not a lick of sense. 3747
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not now, baby, mommy has to puruse the devil’s marketplace for prime day deals on highly processed protein crap to fuel her disordered eating 21122
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“You know what, dad? You know what?! Peter is gray. GRAY!!” 112676
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Snorting the leftover flavor dust at the bottom of a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos to make it through Monday 2610
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ha if only that was the sort of attention I actually got at 25 lol 110
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 05/10/202615 years ago before I even knew what veneers were lol dumb gap toothed bitch 173544
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hahah exactly you are more likely to become turned into a dollar bill by a witch than you are to become a billionaire 082
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Billionaires should be taxed until they are only hundred-millionaires. Either that or put the 200 of them in a hunger style games and only the winner who survived keeps their wealth. 1534
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It is quite comical to me that every day lay people in CA are like “well I’m not voting for Prop 40 because they say it’s just this one time, but what if it’s not?!” And, like, OKAY??? So you draw the line at taxing billionaires twice? Baby, I will vote to tax them every hour of every day if I can. 510511
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Damnit I wish I would have thought of that but kudos to you for being a genius! 🥇 110
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m sorry but using magic to make someone fart is so fucking iconic 0250
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Do you guys like my Halloween playlist??? ::proceeds to play Black Magic by Little Mix on repeat for 5 hours:: 3834
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We had always planned on waiting until Brody passed away to get a puppy, but at 15.5 I can’t tell you how happy I am that we decided not to wait and instead got a puppy while he’s still alive so that the 3 mo old can learn from and copy him 5671
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My absolute core belief since childhood is that anything labeled Ketchup is going to taste 100x better than anything called Catsup 91223
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Also: I should add I need to be a fan of basically your entire discography, especially the new album you’re touring with. I’m not gonna go see someone who only has one or two good songs. 1230
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Admittedly, I am not a concert girlie, but if you come to SF on a weekend AND your ticket is less than $60, I will consider it. So, La Roux, I’ll be seeing your gay ass in Feb. 2790
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay you’ve piqued my narcissism - why are we alike??? 120
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t know who that is but I will take it as a compliment…? 120
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In all fairness she’s 66 while looking 45 so I mean let me not bother her lol 1260
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I mean…no lol but every time she talks or eats I’m just like…is this the first time you’ve done that??? 240
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So is Nigella just constantly drunk? Or that’s just how she speaks? Does she have a medical condition? What is going on… 10430
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Y’all. The power gays have over allies - unmatched! I just told a straight coworker these people are all the same age and he was like “damn that’s crazy.” 1586
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s easy to be in a good mood every day when you’re hot, funny, and nice to people. 131044
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Adding hot sauce to the communion wafer before the priest puts it on my tongue 10745
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I agree - I appealed saying I didn’t do any of that and in fact I talked about her living the rest of her life lol 020
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026lol no I think that one post counted as 4 strikes 120
Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I missed seeing people on here, but overall I didn’t really miss it as a wholehaha 140
