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A Hobbyist Bear

@thehobbyistbear.bsky.social
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Hobbyist, nerd, miniature painter, bear. I'm the guy who paints like it's still 1995. All LGTBQA+ people are safe and valid around me. Him/He.

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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 15h
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times? The real answer is literally anything that came out in the 80's, so I disqualified those
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The War of the Worlds 1953 Martian Attack
ALT: The War of the Worlds 1953 Martian Attack
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tonight's viewing, A Knight's War! I'd never heard of this movie until one of Mathew's Cobwebs Channel videos mentioned it (I recommend The Cobwebs Channel on YouTube, btw, if you're a horror fan). I bought it sight unseen and I'm going in blind because it looks like everything I want in a S&S film.
Ppster for the 2025 film A Knight's War
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"PROCEED TO THE HELICOPTER"
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tis a glorious day when you find a solid lump of cheese powder in your twisties.
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tonight's viewing! It's been a while since I dipped into the trash pile. I need to check out more Indonesian movies. They were putting out some crazy stuff in the 80's.
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Michelle Franklin│Legends and Lectures @michellefranklin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at my girl 🥲🥰
Rachel as Evie in Mummy 4
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have already filled that case. All 520 spaces. So I've have to order another one! Physical media is a hell of a drug.
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck I love this movie. And how glorious is it that (spoilers for a 25 year old movie) plot about deeds and land ownership is orchestrated by a witch during a time of the witch trials, which were a thinly veiled plot by the church to steal people's land. Just, mwah, chef's kiss.
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God damn it, Discord
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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inFamousHero @khanlusa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Episode 2 of my narrative podcast is out in the wild If you like my voice and enjoy superhero stories, give it a listen UwU open.spotify.com/show/6WfJiqK...
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Gates of Haven
Podcast · Khanlusa · Welcome to the Havenverse, a world of science, magic, superheroes and supervillains. World War 3 came and went, nuclear apocalypse prevented only by a secret society of superheroe...
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 19/09/2026
Pretty sure "defending minorities" IS how you fight fascism. I don't remember the poem saying "first they came for the buildings".
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cheeseburger pasta bake 🍔
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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 17/09/2026
Cthulhu mythos sex and the Cthulhu mythos SEX and the Cthulhu mythos SEX and the CTHULHU mythos SEX and the CTHULHU MYTHOS SEX and THE CTHULHU MYTHOS SEX AND THE CTHULHU MYTHOS SEX AND THE CTHULHU MYTHOS SEX AND THE CTHULHU MYTHOS SEX AND THE CTHULHU MYTHOS SEX AND THE CTHULHU MYTHOS SEX AND THE
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The best Hot Wheels car IS and ALWAYS HAS been the Sharkruiser. School yard debate over.
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At this point, I can't help but look at Blizzard fans the same way people look at those domestic abuse victims on Cops. Like honey, nooooo. I know you have good memories about them, but they're still slapping you.
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My gf: Look at this cute video of someone making a jack-o-lantern into a wine dispenser! Me, desperately fighting the urge to blurt out how I once made a jack-o-lantern into a bong
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Not Suspicious In The Slightest.
ALT: Not Suspicious In The Slightest.
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tonight's viewing. Since Godzilla Minus Zero's trailer just came out, I was in the mood for some Toho monster action. I forgot the first half of this movie is basically a whacky kid's flick. Also, the quality of my copy is absolute ass. Might have to invest in those blu rays after all...
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yes! Yes! YES!!! Ghidorah's coming with the steel chair! youtu.be/kw0YhiqOPFg?...
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GODZILLA MINUS ZERO | Official 1.43:1 Trailer | Filmed For IMAX
YouTube video by GODZILLA OFFICIAL by TOHO
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
But they'll repeat anything and everything Pauline Hanson says without a second's hesitation. #auspol
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Book of Alien by Paul Scanlon and Michael Gross (1979). When I spotted this on the new releases shelf in my local scifi & fantasy bookshop in 1979 I thought the heavens had opened and couldn’t have slammed down my hard earned newspaper delivery money any faster for a copy.
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A while back, I found a sci-fi horror movie that was wholly unique in that it's the only film I've seen that is terrible ENTIRELY because of its music and sound editing. If you've seen it, you'll know exactly what I mean, but you probably never will, so let me explain 🧵
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Diamanda Hagan @diamandahagan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fun fact to annoy the right people. Hunter Schaffer could be a mythologically correct Aphrodite in a Greek myth movie because one of her forms (also known as Aphroditus,) is a trans woman. Aphroditus shouldn't be mistaken for Hermaphroditus, Aphrodite's also trans child.
Aphroditus.Hermaphroditus
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What gif shows up when you type your name?
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Vaughan City Of Vaughan
ALT: Vaughan City Of Vaughan
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Allison Pregler 📼🎃 @allisonpregler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A screenshot from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. The subtitle reads, "I'm one of the few people who've written more books than they've read."
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Translation: multiple wildlife guides and experts will be paid to escort an enormous film crew through the wilderness while they film a handful of idiots pretending they're using an app to find their way.
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you or I were faking our symptoms we could stop at any time
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mum came to visit today, and she brought a puppy 🐶 😍
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For anyone who's somehow on the fence about watching Monkey Man, there's a fight scene that's literally the 'when the Doom music kicks in' meme.
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Nostalgia @nostalgiachan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So this fellow named Scott Shaw has his own style of filmmaking that he calls "Zen Filmmaking". Buddy, I don't know if I've ever felt less zen than I am right now watching The Roller Blade Seven
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Calling it now, they'll use what I call The Shitty Writer 3-Step. It'll be something like 3 flashbacks. The first one probably will be young Scrooge working for shitty boss, then one will reveal his old boss just had a worse boss, then the last will be about how being a shit boss is responsible.
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yesterday, I found out that Heroes is my girlfriend's go-to choice to put on while she goes and takes a shower. When I asked why she does it, she said, and I quote, "The TV will get lonely otherwise." And all I could think is "wow, she's weird... she's perfect ❤️"
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The most hilarious thing about these "1% Doomsday Bunkers" is that they only work so long as something doesn't break, and something WILL break, especially if you can't leave to get it fixed. At that point, you've just built yourself a modern-day pharaoh's tomb that's ripe for looting.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Please. I am begging you. Read another book.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Tristan is painting spookily @tristanwelsh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
David Lynch quote inspired goblin this morning.
A goblin looking like David Lynch saying "I hope your projects are going well and you're having a great time working on them.
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
See, I've been saying this for YEARS! Dead Island got way worse than it deserved, and now I have a video I can use as evidence!
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Captain Holt Yells VINDICATION in B99
ALT: Captain Holt Yells VINDICATION in B99
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I scribbled this in less than a minute at a local Cafe. I guarantee at least one employee at any given deli is an art student. Get them to draw the food, attract hipsters. Some people reject AI art, but NO ONE rejects human art. EVEN FROM A CAPITALIST PERSPECTIVE, AI art has no upside.
A tiny, rough scribble of a glass of water in a café
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Same story, different perspectives methinks.
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beQuest Miniatures @bequestminiatures.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Grees vs. white metal spincasts. Here is the link to the project: www.kickstarter.com/projects/beq... #warhammer40k #oldhammer #greenstuff #40k #roguetrader
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wow, the media really is doing EVERYTHING they can to paint the Sydney Swans club as the real victims and not that woman who got gang r*ped by five players. #auspol #afl
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Like a big puppy who played in the mud
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8ビット ミッキー (8 bitto mikkī) @8bitmickey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The void is always watching
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's really fun. It's the perfect pick up and play game. Each match is short and sweet. It would absolutely kill on mobile. Also, the commentator is ridiculous. I just wish he had a co-host to play off.
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A Hobbyist Bear @thehobbyistbear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
After an expensive doctor's appointment: okay now to avoid spending more money this week GW: hey the Baal Predator is back in stock. ... God damn it.
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