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radical pro-lunch extremist

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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 4h
I refuse to believe ross douthat michael tracy and will stancil are different people
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
boooooo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like this image is going to get a lot of use but I don’t know in what context it could ever be useful
Miyam Bialik and Sharon Stone doing a podcast with text saying FIVE
ORBS TOLD ME
"STAY"
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
CONNER O MALLEYYYYY
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we don't use the term schnoz enough
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm thinking of something that rhymes with Povernment Lailout
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
trump tweet from 2011 "Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful."
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 06/10/2026
 anger rose up in him  like a bad sandwich."
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S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate the Tim Allen grunt. Fuck this guy.
A grunt from halo, except I added Tim Allen's head over it.
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
in valhallaaaaa
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vandalia is a crazy name for a town. Hey I went to high school in Arsontown. Fraudsville was our big rival
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
chugging 8 gallons a day of hot piss to own dr fauci
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's time
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sovereign citizen basketball player: “I’m not traveling. I’m driving”
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the masculine urge to build a telecaster
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lmao
bot account that just followed me, but wait, what's that? the profile pic of the porn bot acct
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Taraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies🧟‍♀️ @theblueststar.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I think about her a lot because of this
A sheet of paper with Marisa Tomei written on it and lines down to it spelling It's a me Mario
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtube search: dystopian cyberpunk bathroom ambience No Shitting
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 03/10/2026
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"assless chaps" is what a british person would call a couple guys without a donkey
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 01/10/2026
20:06
S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
So what happened between you and this Renwick customer?
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
worst person, great point, etc
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just heard someone say awesomesauce out loud. the world is healing
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-e…
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Caricature (barely) of Peter Thiel looking like a reanimated corpse i.e. billionaire.
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's legal to speed when this song is playing www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrAC...
youtube.com
EARL FROM YONDER - LINED UP (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by LOST NOISE
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
extremely justified block (german)
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
time for my monthly Gay Flanders relisten
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
let them fight
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s been said before but it is incredible Racism Brain to still be doing the Tomahawk Chop in 2026
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
men love dying in combat with a goblin and turning into a skeleton and collapsing into a neat little pile of bones with 2gp sort of stacked on top. that's real masculinity
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish there was a Nick Lutsko signature guitar
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 01/10/2026
 This is good. I've misjudged  the genre, like so many.
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well just speaking for myself, my mind is decidedly unboggled
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just found this clip of the writers room
Dennis Reynolds making an action movie
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
obamna
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think tilly norwood is a real gal acting like she's ai. Like all other actors however she was grown in a vat underground
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't dislike liberty biberty any more than I hate liberty mutual's other ads going back a few years now. they all pretty much suck ass and are incredibly annoying
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sluggo comic where Nancy is disgusted by Sluggo's hat right above a post where a user is wearing a similar hat
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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the fuckener @thefuckener.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I could've swore that said "glinner of hope"
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