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The Evening Primrose

@theeveningprimrose.bsky.social
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The internet's #1 elf enjoyer. Ask me about my elves

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Decca @deccatezu.bsky.social · 10h
Kagetora week Day 7 Saber Mordred Full version on FANBOX
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 5h
the implied covenant of good faith and fair dealing says that you can't deliberately screw your counterparty or client through deception to juice your profit margins, I cannot even put into words how insane it is to have a problem with that
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TranTerminus | Military PNGTuber @tranterminus.bsky.social · 1h
Me when shitty Sony news be like :
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Gmod Computer Smash
ALT: Gmod Computer Smash
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 7h
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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Morgan Mithril @morganmithril.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Estrogen saved her #deadlock
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JBR @jetblackraider.itch.io · 30/09/2025
I love Drukhari
the alien bounty hunters from Critters
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 15h
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Yllande @yllande.bsky.social · 12h
Let the spooky season begin! 🎃🖤
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Searyn 🔞 @searynnsfw.bsky.social · 10h
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The Evening Primrose @theeveningprimrose.bsky.social · 14h
Liberty Biberty has been found dead in Miami
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Splathouse Fiction: Big Tiddy Wolf Girl @splathousefic.bsky.social · 15h
I cast here comes the sun
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Splathouse Fiction: Big Tiddy Wolf Girl @splathousefic.bsky.social · 16h
"I hate JK Rowling, but-" I hope someone blows her fucking brains out and refuse to compromise on that point whatsoever, I ain't trying to hear all your bullshit I'm not gonna be nice about a woman that wants me dead for existing. Fuck you.
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HydraFXX @hydrafxx.bsky.social · 20h
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rem @tsulala.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's just a little guy... #residentevil
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透明屿 @taiyangyu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
春麗 Chun-Li #StreetFighter #ChunLi
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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 30/09/2026
We're on Bluesky, put the link in your post. Put the link in your post. Put. The. Link. In. Your. Post. Links in posts aren't buried or de-prioritized here. This is one of the last platforms you don't have to make interested users do detective work to find the link. Just put it in the post.
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Yllande @yllande.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dawngazer 🪶 #イグニスフィア
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momimura momio @momimuramomio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
もーーーーーーーー
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Relena Warcraft | CEO of Roux Louka @relenawarcraft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Mobile Suits aren't your thing, how about Super Robots? Same as before, $5 gets you a Truly Godawful (TM) MS Paint Super Robot! Rocket Punch your wallet in ways it didn't think was possible!
Shitty MS Paint Mazinger Z:

"Truly Terrible MS Paint SUPER ROBOTS!!

Tell your $5 to MAZIN GO down the drain to charaznable90 AT hotmail DOT com for Pay Pal or relena-warcraft at Ven Mo"
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New: USPS is to put cameras in its trucks that continuously record. This is to gather data on roads, signage, and to improve "community safety," the agency tells me. The cameras are marketed to capture passing license plates too, but don't run ALPR software www.404media.co/usps-to-put-...
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USPS To Put Cameras in Trucks That Scan Roads for ‘Community Safety’
USPS says the cameras, put on USPS truck dashboards, will scan roads, signs, and more.
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Dent @dentedhood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dr. Takemi will see you now #Persona5
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Kinoshii - キノシイ @kinoshii-shroom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Great Pyramids #東方 #東方Project #TouhouProject #道神馴子 #NarekoMichigami
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Simmsy (COMMS OPEN) @simmsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don’t turn my mailman into a cop, that sucks
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まじまじMKⅡ @majimaji2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
クリスチーナ
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まじまじMKⅡ @majimaji2.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
クリス再掲
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spoopy lilith @lilith2cious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sad,,,
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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if you were dating a tvtroper and you showed them pics of you pre-transition and they said "lmao... Early Installment Weirdness"
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i know a lot of people really, really want gaza to be a two-sides issue that maps cleanly onto US electoral politics, but it isn't. the mainstream of both parties supports the genocide, because the US as an institution supports the genocide. i know that's uncomfortable but you can't run away from it
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
& 5 minutes later when the next shipment of weapons arrived as scheduled, netanyahu concluded that biden was a weak bluffing fool who he could completely ignore to zero consequence
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOOD LORD
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think hauve covid
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you could change legend of Korra you would probably alter plot points or characterizations that’s becuase you’re weak and cowardly while I, the strong and muscular fan, would change nothing except add guns
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 30/09/2026
More like national poopy radio
How Trump keeps undercutting his anti-communist message
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
“You’re just categorically anti-AI and nothing can change your mind” yeah
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and she was right!!! he is so handsome!!!!
orange cat looking debonair
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🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞 @extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
feeling good #oc #teratophilia
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The Evening Primrose @theeveningprimrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a new merc A new merc in town
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit, that's a relief Here's hoping they find a less volatile partner
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My greatest frustrating has been with policy wonks who persist in thinking we can just keep doing normal policy analysis ("calling balls and strikes") in this situation. The President of the United States is both lawless and out of his mind. That preempts all normal discussion.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
populism reaches its apotheosis by treating a machine as an unimpeachable source of knowledge
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The Evening Primrose @theeveningprimrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like my women like i like my sodas Cold and flat (I want to fuck Shion overwatch)
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good morning
Pro tip: you can use your vape to hide your mom's massive erection 

Brian is doing just that
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pedophilia is wrong because having sex with children is wrong. It doesnt need to be more complicated than that.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
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✨ Liz ✨ @momodeary.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
evil stepmommy :) ♥ #lizartWIP #shion
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rawgum @rawgum3d.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shion
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Windoki @windoki.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Shion #pixelart #overwatch
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