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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I hope that Man City get a 74 points deduction for their misdemeanors. That would mean the most they could get to at the end of the season would be 40 points. So all their rivals would then have a chance of putting a nail in. Make it win basically every game and you survive. #football

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ha. My son just said "Travis Head's bowling is as good as his moustache" and I think he has a point. #SAvAUS 🏏

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You never see Hegseth and Max Headroom in the same room at the same time.

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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Personally I think Badenoch has delusions of adequacy.

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Masterful finish from Czechia there. Magnificent. #ENGCZE #TheFootball

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My son has just come up with the best possible idea for a funky #darts format. First to 21 legs. But in the 21 legs, you have to finish on every double...

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Her cartoons can't help but make you smile.

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

@kevinhowells.bsky.social Thanks for herding the catlike cricket commentators in the county championship this season. Always enjoy tuning in; already looking forward to next season, even though Hampshire will be in division 2.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026

if we win this, we get the world cup, right? #thefootball

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What? I mean, aren't there more important things right now?! BBC News - Could an iced coffee freeze you out of the job market? - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Could an iced coffee freeze you out of the job market?

Employees and recruiters weigh into the online debate around interview etiquette.

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Harrison ford eat your heart out.

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So apparently there's a bunch of thugs planning a march through Sheffield today branding themselves as the Sheffield "Patriots". Guess what ... The march ends at the railway station ... I wonder why that is. Journalists: find out and expose who pays for all this

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We need a #golf tournament between Europe and Australasia.

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Right #crystallographers .. are any of you interested in modulations and pseudo symmetry?

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It takes a special kind of stupidity to live stream yourself potentially committing a crime. Can't think why this has just occurred to me.

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I see a government site has been hacked by OpenAI. How long before a large pharma company gets attacked I wonder?

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So what will be today's new Tory party policy? Kitten extermination? University competitive applications process to be replaced with a hunger games alternative? Or some other nonsense ...

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

To say this is bats*it crazy is an insult to bats*it. BBC News - Trump says triumphal arch will be military complex with drones and snipers www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Trump says triumphal arch will be military complex

Trump said the updated plans were at the request of the US military and for national security purposes.

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

@kevinhowells.bsky.social .. Mason Crane .. do you think England may have another look at him. Spinner who has seemingly greatly improved his batting?

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

@henrymoeran.bsky.social just listening in to this interview about the ashes etc. Who ever that is, they don't, frankly, come over well. Sounds like a bunch of pathetic excuses for greed.

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Really is amazing how many Reform and UKIP elected officials have been arrested over years. So unlucky.

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Piddington. Another place to avoid for retirement.

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The fact he even thought it was ok to do both should trigger questions. I.e. what is he being paid £79,000 a year to do?

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

He expects them to be in The Standard, The Rose and Crown, the Kings Head and Razzys after 1 pm. Ladies night; free Cinzano on entry.

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Test Match Special {bot} @bbctms.xmirror.bot · 14/09/2026

The standards Brendon McCullum expects from England's white ball players are crystal clear 👊

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Worries me that they are now talking about the nineteen nineties on #AntiquesRoadshow

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Watching the #LastNightOfTheProms .. magnificent piano .. Tom and Jerry comes to mind!!!!

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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Lucky insomniacs. Only 3 sleeps until Christmas.

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Both openers out for a duck? That can't have happened too often in test cricket? #TheCricket #PAKvENG

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You know who's celebrating tonight? Edgbaston Chief Financial Officer #TheCricket #ENGvPAK

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Reform conference shock From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

AI software tools are the result of people not understanding the laws of unintended consequences.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026

Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death theonion.com/ant-farm-teaches-child…

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My son is watching the Reform exposure and has just said "James Orr is a bond villain without the fun". I'm very proud.

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