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Jason C. Cole

@theduckmachine.bsky.social
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Crystallographer, Software hacker and cricket lover. As is probably evident from my handle, I enjoy batting but I'm not very good at it. Views are my own.

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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Belgium defence here
A pointless gate, since there is no fence around it
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not a bad night at the #WT20 up in the lock balcony. Danni Wyatt-Hodge made utter mincemeat of the target of 165. 🏏 #TheCricket
View of the women's T20 between England and New Zealand from the Lock Balcony at the oval
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Shameless cricket team sponsor plug! Need cricket or hockey gear in Cambridge area? Get yourself out to Mr Cricket Hockey in but we'll, or go online. #cricket 🏏
Mr Cricket Hockey sponsor my cricket team in Fen Ditton. They are a great place for cricket and hockey gear
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Gardening is tiring, but I'm kinda happy with this. It was an uncultivated mess a few days ago.
A neat and tidy garden
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
For spurs fans, my favourite Peppa Pig cartoon ever: credit, copied from imgflp.com
A cartoon of mummy pig asking whether the doctor can cure Peppa Pig. The doctor replies of course and takes Peppa to the curing room. Afterwards, he presents mummy pig with some cured ham.
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Anyone else think this could be a ghost ship? It's actually just a photo of the inside of my cereal bowl from this morning after I'd eaten my fruit and fibre with greek yoghurt. #RandomArt
An image that looks like a ghost ship bearing down on a smaller schooner. It looks drawn but is intact just a random thing that appeared in my yoghurt bowl after I'd eaten it this morning
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If you want an example of how stupid AI is, here are a set of options I was just given by an appointment scheduling system
A set of options for an appointment that are all identical, Hobson's choice.
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Time to roll out this meme again I think #thecricket 🏏
Pakistan fan unimpressed
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The cricket coverage seems to think that Scots have been *very busy*, or a lot of people have moved there recently. #T20WorldCup
Summary of Scotland showing it's population as 5.5 Billion rather than 5.5 Million
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This really sad. My uncle took a photo of the waves battering the pier this morning.
Massive waves battering Teignmouth pier
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This doesn't really do it justice but we have an amazing halo moon tonight. No idea why you get a halo moon.
Photo of a halo moon
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
It's started. Hans Grüber plummets to earth. #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie
An advent calendar that is based on the bad guy Hans Grüber from die hard plummeting to earth. Set to the 1st of December.
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Reminds me of this excellent Matt cartoon
Matt Cartoon, where old age pensioners are protesting against the rise in retirement age saying "What do we want? Why did we come here? What were we saying?*
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I was searching for cheese knobs on Google .. I didn't think to add quotes, but then I didn't think Amazon would sell this ...
Amazon advertising "Shop Knob cheese" .. wide range of Knob cheese. Deals every day for your kitchen and home Free UK delivery on eligible orders!
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Ended in a tie .. we think
Score showing a tie between Fen Ditton CC Midweek XI and Stapleford Phoenix 2nd XI
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Ok, in nicer news my father is an artist and hand glass engraves stuff for people. Here's his latest creation which I think is amazing. Black Labrador on glass. #GlassEngraving #art
I glass jug hand engraved with an image of a black Labrador.
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Our post office has a wonderful letter box topper. #ItsBeginningToFeelALotLikeChristmas
A picture of the Christmas 'topper' on our local post office post box.
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Come on @virginmediatv.bsky.social .. we are up to episode 7 ... Now we'd like to watch episode 8 ...🤬🤬🤬
Image of Virgin Media offering episodes 1-5 of a series and episode 10, but not episodes 6-9...
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
From the brilliant @xkcd.com ... You'd be surprised how true this is.
XKCD comic strip that highlights how all modern digital infrastructure is reliant on rather unstable foundations
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
So far Ireland have been a bit like this
A bus being parked. Taken from

https://www.vecteezy.com/free-vector/parking
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Have patience with the lovely folk running the show. I estimate the current rate of sign ups is 900 a minute and that's going to be a challenge (image from bsky-users.theo.io)
Bluesky user count, now over 16,000,000
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Ha! Taken from here: Got to admire the chutzpah www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Text shot from the paper that references a bunch of papers but says they are irrelevant
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Fascinating how an editor has toned this down. Heres a screenshot from the BBC website
Screen shot of what a headline now says for the same story, namely Justin Welby steps down after a report into a child abuser associated with the Church of England
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Sorry vegetarians, but this amazing joint from our local butchers (the chop shop in Histon, highly recommended) deserves sharing
A glorious image of a rolled pork joint cooked and ready to eat.
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
This is completely crazy. Lily, Jonas and Nic did so much work on this and it's amazing to see 3500+ downloads after 10 days live. journals.iucr.org/b/issues/202...
Image of the Iucr web site showing the number of reads of the crystal structure prediction blind test paper, featuring the number of reads (in excess of 3000)
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
I have to wonder if we offended our waitress somehow ...
A coffee with a rather unique pattern on the top ...
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
That's nice: @japplcryst.bsky.social is currently featuring our API paper on its front page. Here's a link if you are interested in using software to probe chemical data in the CSD, and other things! journals.iucr.org/paper?oc5038 #ChemSky
Picture of J. Appl. Cryst. currently featuring our API paper
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
No idea what sort of moth this is, but it was a big one. Body length was at least 4 cm. He's in the garden now!
A moth that had a 4cm long body
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Lovely sunset tonight. Photo doesn't really do it justice.
Lovely sunset
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
You think that's bad ... We took online delivery from a well respected retailer (badrhino) of a new coat. Here's a picture of what we found in it. Yep. That's a shop antitheft tag. Still don't know how to get it out!
Badrhino coat with antitheft tag in
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
It's Saturday and, just because I can, here is a photo of beautiful Knaresborough near York. #RandomPhoto
A photo of the river Nidd and famous train viaduct crossing it.
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
When I was a child I was taken for a drive by a mafia man from Naples in his open top alfa romeo.
An image saying "Tell us a true one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context"
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
This could be straight out of a Thomas the Tank Engine story.
Boxhill at the National Railways Museum
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Jason C. Cole @theduckmachine.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
At the railway museum in York.
The Mallard at the National Railways Museum in York
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