Spooky Simonson
@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy
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#nlproc phd. computational linguiost. disaster artist. computer wizard. bike commuter. opinion haver. under construction. he/him 🌹 🌉 bridged from ⁂ lingo.lol/@thedansimonson, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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![Funhole Content Review
[you will fuck computers and you will like it]
ART [you can just walk away]
Is it really possible to draw? Experts say no, but it can be faked with practice.
If machines could paint, they would kill themselves.
How to become an artist?
1. say you are one
STOP! Before you start you must familiarize yourself with creative commons licenses and write a manifesto!
Inktober is not a a real month.
-Jackson Pollock sucks. I could do that.
- Careful what you wish for.
There is no such thing as talent.
IS THIS SOLARPUNK?
5 million instagram art accounts to follow to make yourself feel miserable!
Robert E. Howard's suicide note is in the public domain! You can use it for free!
All fled, all done, so lift me on the pyre; the feast is over and the lamps expire.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7h4eihuogidku5vwstzchn5n/bafkreifnv4dffdyp3gv47qtju4vm2udq5nubxviemlwsf7pwuulatxwg6q)
