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Spooky Simonson

@thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy
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#nlproc phd. computational linguiost. disaster artist. computer wizard. bike commuter. opinion haver. under construction. he/him 🌹 🌉 bridged from ⁂ lingo.lol/@thedansimonson, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
was looking for some papers on the @aclanthology and stumbled into the proceedings of an MT conference at Georgetown in 1957, and there's a transcription of the panel discussion the discussion starts with mentions of what seems to be a lost presentation on some […] [Original post on lingo.lol]
RABINOW: I would like to comment on this. It is very easy to
take a section of one of these plates and make one of your idio-
glossaries just by having a particular area,—as you see, the capacity
is very large. Also, I should have said that you don’t need a binary
input. With each plate with twenty-six positions you can put in
letters directly and come out with letters in the alphabet. The me-
chanics get more complicated, if there are 26, and it's not as effi-
cient area-wise as binary.
OSWALD: May I ask one question about your system, Mr. Rabi-
now? What prevents friction in this mechanical operation?
RABINOW: The plates don’t touch. They are about 1/16" apartOSWALD: No friction on the wires hanging down?
RABINOW: They just swing. The wire is a spring and—as a mat-
ter of fact if you use the right materials and don’t stress them too
much, their life is infinite. The plates are very cheap, by the way.
Etched completely in small quantities these would cost $18.00
apiece; in large quantities a dollar or two. So you can throw away
the whole set of plates if you like. It means, of course, that you
have to repunch the whole set of holes, but this can be done by
machinery too.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
We had this when I was a kid and distinctly remember this “ANTI VIRUS SEAL” and even back then thinking it was absurd and pointless
A plastic package with deeply 90s aesthetics. “Sky Map: Recreate the night sky with astronomical precision” theres a very pixelated map of the sky and then it says “supreme value award winning software for your pc. Only $5.99”A small sticker on the packaging from rhe prior frame that reads “ANTI VIRUS SEAL”
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Never had a forecast discussion end with “Enjoy!” before.
WHAT HAS CHANGED...
No changes.

&&

.KEY MESSAGES...
1) High pressure will bring quiet weather conditions for the
next week.

&&

.DISCUSSION...
KEY MESSAGE 1...

High pressure will remain over the region through this week and
weekend. Expect mostly sunny skies and warm afternoon high
temperatures with cool and clear nights. Ensembles and long
range models are in agreement that next chance for rain will
not be until at least Tuesday of next week. Enjoy!
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
UPDATE: the Jazz band is gone but this woman is singing Ave Maria in a tunnel
A woman stands in the middle of an ornate tunnel with arches and a tile ceiling. A few passersby look on
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
People are not happy with this development
A printed sign in serif font that reads “EATALY CAFFÈ Opening Fall 2026. Learn more” followed by a qr code. Burned in brown dots is the word “NO”. Written under “CAFFÈ” is “GET the FUCK OUT” in black marker
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Nothing to fuck with.
A door with a sign overhead “USA SHAOLIN TEMPLE”A symbol from the door. It has three concentric circles with eight circles inside the inner two circles and eight outside the other circle. The inner circle contains the Wu-Tang Clan symbol.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
NYC with a Democratic Socialist mayor: There are jazz bands in Central Park and kabob tents have taken over the Avenue of the Americas. Everyone is having fun.
Central Park pond under a blue sky. Two large art deco towers stand behind the tree line. There are some people rowing on the pond. Flowers in foreground A three piece jazz band stands on a grassy spot by a tree. There’s a drummer, an upright bass, and a guitar. There’s a forest and roadway behind them; the roadway is empty. People fill a canyon of skyscrapers, with tents running down the side. The horizon is hazy with the smoke of kabob grills
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
We were all thinking it
A Starbucks coffee storefront, but the “STARB” is burned out, so it reads “UCKS COFFEE”
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I'm working on an explanation but it's gonna take a little work
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Was wondering if these would ever make flowers this year and finally got one
A yellow marigold in focus in front of a lot of marigold stems, leaves, and unbloomed buds
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Me when a habanero is ripe
Two cartoon cave men with mouth agape are pointing at a photo of a ripe red habanero. Both say “mouth hot” over head.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
This one decided to be aggressively purple
A deep purple morning glory next to a striped purple one.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
The fucking deer ate my fucking bell pepper plants. I was excited for these to produce. If anyone wants venison, let me know, I might be getting some with my bare hands.
Green stems in a pot. Nearly every leaf has been picked off them.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Hmm
A “women” sign for a restroom in new packaging, hanging in a store, but the “W” is covered so it reads “omen”
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
lookk I have eclectic tastes okay
My Supermix: Donna Summer, Joy Division, PEOPLE UNDER THE [STAIRS]
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
RE: lingo.lol/@thedansimonson/117045524… Pizzas nine and ten. Pretty much same setup as the last, but I was too lazy to use a measuring cup and weighed the flour out instead. The dough came out much tackier, the resulting crust much less dry.
Pineapple pizza on a square plate. Black olive pizza on a square plate
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
More have emerged
Two morning glory blooms—white with deep purple stripes
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Turned the first hab of the season into spicy spread
Bright red habanero hanging off a green plantA diced habanero on a cutting boardMashed habanero mixed with olive oil in a small bowl on the cutting board Square plate with toast, habanero spread in small bowl, coffee, and small pickles
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
One of my morning glories bloomed finally. With a name like “morning glory,” I assumed I’d have blooms quickly. And perhaps it would have if I had any idea what I’m doing. #gardening
A white flower with five sides and purple stripes sits among a green, cardioid leaves
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
There are halos of yellow jackets hovering over the bushes in my backyard every morning. On one hand, this is mildly frightening, but on the other, they haven’t stung me yet, and they apparently eat pest insects, so we’re maintaining a nice detente rn #gardening #hotpeppers #habanero
Three habaneros on a plant. Two are bright green. One might be turning orange, but I’m colorblind so who’s to say.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
#BigWalk
an ant like creature is holding a cowbell over the body of another ant like creature, as if having beaten the other to death
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
[iykyk] Leonardo Da Vinci's AI Startup Logo
A line drawing by Leonardo Da Vinci featuring five looping strands producing the appearance of pedals around a pentagonal point
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Double homicide tonight, apparently
Two chalk outlines of humans outside on a sidewalk
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
RE: lingo.lol/@thedansimonson/116808165… Pizzas seven and eight. After accidentally creating Pizza the Hut last time, I regrouped. I kneaded the hell out of the dough. I ditched the stupid stone and switched to cast iron. I went hard on the olive oil. Best pizzas yet.
A pineapple pizza on a square plate A black olive pizza on a square plateBlack olive pizza raw on a cast iron panBlack olive pizza cooked on a cast iron pan
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
I know a fine spacecraft when I see one
Chalk lines on a driveway bordered with grass. The lines feature three distinct orbs resembling cockpits.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
Noticed and appreciated a distinct anti-slop graphic design trend from General Mills
Three boxes of cereal. They have relatively flat graphic design, almost resembling packaging from the mid 20th century. Wheaties doesn’t even feature a photo of the product.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
A section without sections A room without a view
A man with long hair, beard, and sunglasses sitting on a single section of a sectional couch, without adjacent sections A man with long hair, beard, and sunglasses, standing contraposto and looking into the distance in a large, empty room with carpet, solid walls, and a panel insulated ceiling. A single bed frame sits in trh distance.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
Tfw you expand your Minecraft house, twice
A mostly brick wall, but there are clear outlines of two different layers of expansion, a stone house on the bottom complete with chimney.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
Les liaisons dangereuses
Un homme... oh right sorry, a man with an umbrella in the rain stands in front of a large metal scaffold with glowing white letters. "JE TE DONNE UN RÊVE" the letters read.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
Doing yard work today had a “rearranging deck chairs on the titanic” kind of vibe
Man in P100 respirator and goggles and bandana.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
A man is visibly photoshopped into a scene, sitting at a table sipping a small quantity of a beverage from a large glass. On the table is a clear box containing a bottle, illuminated from the top.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
Foom
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
clicked to apply for a tech job today and their website doesn't support linux I guess that's one way to filter out candidates
An error message on a website, with a number of browsers supported INCLUDING IE 11, but no Linux.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Pizzas five and six. I fucked up. Somehow I’m getting worse at this. Pizza five wouldn’t slide off the peel, spilled onto the stone, left a burnt tumor of cheese on the stone, stuck to the stone on removal. Gave up on the stone for six and cooked it on a baking […] [Original post on lingo.lol]
Pizza is an amorphous clusterfuck on a square plate, a weird mess of cheese, pepperoni, and suffering. A weirdly long pizza on a square plate. The crust is sad and pale.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026
RE: lingo.lol/@thedansimonson/116700400… Pizzas three and four. Tried using the pizza stone on the electric grill. Got the crust crispier on the bottom, but had difficulty keeping the grill hot enough to brown the top.
A pizza on a square plate with pineapple, cut into quarters. A pizza on a square plate next to a fork and knife.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
I made pizza dough from scratch. Gonna make some tweaks next time, but turned out really good for a first pass.
A pizza on a pizza stone. It’s circular but a little irregular
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
just reading a story about a guy who liked to put his name on everything
Perhaps seeing this as an opportunity, early in 192 Commodus, declaring himself the new Romulus, ritually re-founded Rome, renaming the city Colonia Lucia Annia Commodiana. All the months of the year were renamed to correspond exactly with his (now twelve) names: Lucius, Aelius, Aurelius, Commodus, Augustus, Herculeus, Romanus, Exsuperatorius, Amazonius, Invictus, Felix, and Pius. The legions were renamed Commodianae, the fleet which imported grain from Africa was termed Alexandria Commodiana Togata, the Senate was entitled the Commodian Fortunate Senate, his palace and the Roman people themselves were all given the name Commodianus, and the day on which these reforms were decreed was to be called Dies Commodianus.[27]

Thus, he presented himself as the fountainhead of the Empire, Roman life, and religion. He also had the head of the Colossus of Nero adjacent to the Colosseum replaced with his own portrait, gave it a club, placed a bronze lion at its feet to make it look like Hercules Romanus, and added an inscription boasting of being "the only left-handed fighter to conquer twelve times one thousand men".[28]
Assassination (192)
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026
RE: mastodon.online/@globalmuseum/11651…
Black and white photo of Peter Kropotkin, bald old man with thin glasses and a big gray beard, smiling
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2026
Me and the boys on the way to the forum (with daggers)
A man with man bun and sunglasses in blue shirt and jeans stands against a brick wall next to statues of men in togas, marble but stained brown. They’re in similar poses, left arm at rest, right bent 90 degrees, though the man posing bent his left arm instead.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026
RE: wandering.shop/@susankayequinn/1164…
Peter Kropotkin smiling. Black and white photo. Older bald man with large white beard, thin rimmed glasses
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
“GODZILLA!”
Marble statues, pointing and gesturing upwards, looking in the same direction. One, mouth slightly agape, looks towards the viewer, pointing upwards.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026
Can’t argue with that though I think any season would be better with spring rolls. Why would you single out spring.
Spring rolls on a plate, cut in half with a bowl of dipping sauce. Text reads “Spring is Better With SPRING ROLLS. ORDER NOW”
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
Bread and Circuses
A backpack containing a book and dvds and a large loaf of bread sticking out the side
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026
what the fuck are these astronaut portraits. why do they have their helmets on WITH GLARE COVERING LIKE HALF THEIR FUCKING FACE. this is Elon's fault isn't it.
four astronaut portaits, with helmets on. there are wedges of glare enclosing their faces.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2026
@jonathankoren
“MEESE IS A PIG” in large letters. There’s writing too small to read at the bottom.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2026
“In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer. “And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there’s something stronger – something better, pushing right back.” - Albert Camus
A Bluesky post from max nesterak. “It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing” contains three photos of massive crowds in a downtown setting, with little empty space.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026
I’ve biked in colder but this still felt like an accomplishment
A man with a beard and bicycle helmet dusted with snow and ice on beard, helmet, and coat. A rectangular building is behind him with a glowing sign that reads “20.” Scene is dusted with snow.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 20/12/2025
BYE BYE
screenshot of AP article preview: "Rep. Elise Stefanik ends her campaign for New York governor and won't seek reelection to House. Rep. Elise Stefanik says she suspending her campaign for New York governor and will not seek reelection to Congress." Stefanik pictured in a pose like one of the figures on the stella of the Code of Hammurabi, backed by two men in suits and cowboy hats, and one man in a suit foregrounding her right side.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 11/12/2025
#Calibri #TimesNewRoman
Scene from film Blue Velvet (1986). A middle aged man is holding a younger man by the scruff of the neck in front of a building. Text: "Calibri? FUCK THAT SHIT. TIMES NEW ROMAN."
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