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#nlproc phd. computational linguiost. disaster artist. computer wizard. bike commuter. opinion haver. under constr

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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 9h
Mercury is in El Niño or something
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bayesian Death Cult, the band
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I meet a Mandarin speaker in person, I do that. I’ll always say “我不可以说中文”, and they always go, in English, “wow, your pronunciation is very good!” I practiced the hell out of those tones.
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
part of me says this will move the needle absolutely nowhere, but part of me wonders if there's a whole batch of Back-The-Blue types looking for something specific to justify dropping this demented hag
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what the hell does "bare metal" mean now? I feel like I've heard it in multiple contexts that are so disparate I can't suss out the meaning, nor can I get it compositionally since none of these things seem to involve welding or soldering
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's worth pointing out, Donald replaced the people responsible with compiling these stats, so these are the *juiced* numbers
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Larry Marcus @lmarky98.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i once saw a meme with pictures of the Wonka factory and the words ”come with me, and you’ll be in a world of OSHA violations.”
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Kevin @kevinllong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Poor Charlie got a stack of wrongful death lawsuits and a candy factory filled with what appears to be undocumented slave labor and a pile of health and safety violations.
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's paywalled but the punchline here is, Alabama Public Television hired a Republican polling firm to see if APT should cut ties with PBS. APT was at +41 and PBS was at +44. For some reason, they polled about DT while they were at it. He is at -2.4 (+44.3 - 46.7). In Alabama.
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Go to Hormuz then. Go hang out on the aircraft carrier. You’ve been sent, dork ass loser
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s not?? What is boggling here exactly? We installed President “Fuck the World” here who started his presidency with high profile cases where visitors were literally shackled and held for weeks What did you think would happen? People would come in droves for a non-consensual bdsm experience?
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Every victory is to be savored. Our constitutional crisis has been marked by elite capitulation but the average citizen raising a stalwart middle finger. That's a huge part of this story, and it is tripping the Trump administration up."
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Marco @mcognetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🚨 [Token][ization] Paper Alert 🚨 Tokenization is a wildly understudied area of language modeling despite it having effects across all of NLP. Over the past ~8 months, 32 (!) tokenizer researchers put together the most comprehensive survey of the field. Check it out!
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TIL that Christopher Rice, son of Anne Rice, is using one of my gmail accounts as burner
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not a great sign when your 12-person private fundraiser includes someone who hates you enough to leak damaging audio
The audio of Mr. Paxton was shared with The Times by an attendee who recorded him speaking at a private fund-raiser in Washington attended by roughly a dozen people. The person, who opposes Mr. Paxton’s campaign and provided the recording to The Times, was granted anonymity because Mr. Paxton’s remarks were private.
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E.M. Faulds / Beth or Taxes / Not em faulds @emfaulds.com · 30/09/2026
Linguists, is there a term for when you make a word longer and sillier for cuteness? E.g. "toothypegs" for teeth. Like a diminutive but specifically about adding extra nonsensical syllables?
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Maria Antoniak @mariaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm recruiting 1-2 PhD students to join our lab in Fall 2027, through either Computer Science or Information Science at the University of Colorado Boulder! Looking for people with interests in NLP plus [healthcare | literary studies | narratives | social media | etc.]. Join us! 🏔️☀️
cls-lab.com
CLS Lab — Culture, Language, & Systems | University of Colorado Boulder
The Culture, Language, & Systems Lab at CU Boulder studies the language systems that transmit and shape modern culture, from internet platforms to literary archives to language models.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.
There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it. A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dune poses the question "what if LSD were like oil" and it ends up at the place where "a stoned teen dad is the only person in the room who knows what's going on" and that pretty much checks out
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Hisham Zerriffi @hishamzerriffi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The experiment has been run. In Quebec low cost daycare resulting in tens of thousands of additional women joining the workforce. The increase in taxes to both provincial and federal governments were more than the cost of the subsidy.
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Lessons from Quebec's universal low-fee childcare programme | IPPR
The Institute for Public Policy Research (IPPR) is an independent charity working towards a fairer, greener, and more prosperous society.
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The toilet paper aisle at Wegmans: the perfect place to discreetly hit a vape.
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RodianRomanovichWasRight @rodyawasright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In practice, AI literacy doesn’t start with building the tool for your personal use. It starts with understanding yourself as a collection of tasks who should subcontract those out to a machine. Almost no regular person’s life currently exists as such.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
people ask me if i listen to bieber and i smile simply and say simply yes. Then I show them this and they lose their fucking shit
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My contempt for Mark Zuckerberg is boundless, ever compounding because there is always more shit like this.
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting close to completing my “Cones of Dunshire” and I’m not sure how to explain what it even is. It’s weirder and nerdier than the original.
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seems like it should be part of the "are phones ruining the kids" debate that every marker of teen mental health has improved since 2021 www.cdc.gov/yrbs/youth-h...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cream cheese and chides
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, I think the useful way to think about it is if you make something and say “this thing I’m making will kill everyone,” you should go to jail. For threatening to kill everyone. Or at the very least, they should prohibit you from working on the thing, that you said you would kill everyone with.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
girl dinner
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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 23/09/2026
what does the Penguin Random House website know that I don't
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Was wondering if these would ever make flowers this year and finally got one
A yellow marigold in focus in front of a lot of marigold stems, leaves, and unbloomed buds
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Former Trump supporter in media and/or politics? Opinion discarded. It's that easy and nothing of value will be lost. You helped create the dumbest stove-touching in living memory. Sit there and shut up while we try to clean up after you
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Gordon Ross 🇨🇦 @gordonr.ca · 23/09/2026
Love your local bike mechanic
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
resolving a clusterfuck with a spin anti-parallel clusterfuck so that they cancel out
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"let them eat cake" as policy, a history of social democracy from 1800 - 2000
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 23/09/2026
The post-information social condition is revealed by the age of AI through the way that all of the data and models in the world can’t actually convince people with power to make decisions that would actually save all of our lives, but to in fact do the opposite.
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the fact that the Venus De Milo has no arms says something about the patriarchy
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A large hacking group says they have hacked the FBI, stolen data + defaced websites: www.404media.co/we-hacked-th...
404media.co
‘We Hacked the FBI:’ Hackers Say They Have Data on All FBI Employees
A sample of 5,000 alleged agents seen by 404 Media includes names, addresses, phone numbers, and details on FBI employees' spouses.
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seconded
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Richard Jean So @richardjeanso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Prospective PhD students: if you work on computational humanities, cultural analytics and/or cultural AI, pls apply to Duke English! We're recruiting in these areas & you'd join a vibrant community. Candidates with training in both lit studies + CS/sciences esp welcome. Email me if any questions!
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Люблю хлеб @thedansimonson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OpenAI started sending promotional emails out recently, which is embarrassing, but it's even funnier they started going to spam
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colors.bsky.social @colors.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#19AEFD
a square filled in with brilliant blue, celestial blue color  #19aefd.
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Jeremy Yoder says no war @jbyoder.org · 20/09/2026
ALMOST EVERY PEER REVIEWED PAPER HAS A SUMMARY OF KEY POINTS RIGHT BELOW ITS TITLE
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