Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Since it's Spooky Season, I made a pumpkin challah, to be served with a roast pumpkin filled with fleur des alpes cheese 161
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Excuse me? What is going on with robots these days that this si the robot test? 010
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026She would like to announce that it is officially spooky season. You should probably get a black cat if you don't already have one 2181
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of the most common pieces of wedding advice is to not forget to eat. Everyone says 'you'll be surprised how easy it is to forget or get too busy'. Like, RIP to you, but I'm built different. You might as well remind me to try and find the host's cat at a house party. I'm on it. 030
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The people who work at the Terminal 5 Pret are angels. I guess they deal with the most stressed out people in the world all the time, so they're just like "it's all okay, darling, out a pastel de bàta in your gob and just breathe". That's the vibe 210
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm watching an episode of Say Yes to the Dress from 2008 and this girl brought three gay friends to the appointment, but 2008 light TV can't say gay so they have been called "her dramatic friends", "her supporting cast", "her fashion experts", and, my personal favourite, "her vibrant friends". 040
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's so weird when people say a disabled person is "trapped in their body". Like, who are you, Granny Weatherwax? You go borrowing? Because I'm pretty sure we're all trapped in our own bodies. Congratulations on describing the human condition 080
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you're going to do Midsomer Murders, @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social Series 5, ep 3 "Ring Out Your Dead". Absolutely buckwild. The solution involves vicarage records from the early Victorian era. Peak Midsomer Murders, honestly 220
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Turned on a random episode of Midsomer Murders and it's all about drama in the church bell ringing group. You could not make a parody of Midsomer Murders that was not the plot of at least one actual episode. 151
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've been in London a few days now and I have to say, Londoners, you guys are actually not nearly as miserable as you claim to be. I hate to say it, but everyone's been actually extremely nice. On the busiest tube lines, people are tripping over each other to give my mom their seat. Jig's up 230
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It took three shops on Goldhawk Road before we found the perfect wedding dress fabric 030
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Astonishing to not do well with a "sticky willy" flavoured cake #GBBO 110
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Rare mother daughter portrait where my mom somehow looks significantly more sprightly and refreshed than me despite having just flown nine hours 040
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Making sure everyone in the area knows this bear is basically Jewish 010
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Making apple dumplings has got to be one of the easiest ways to make your house smell incredible. My recipe: 4 apples, one pack of puff pastry, about a cup of brown sugar, 1 tsp of cinnamon, 2-4 Tbsp of butter, half cup water Turn your oven to 180, cut puff pasty into 8 squares, mix sugar and spice 120
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I followed a recipe for pumpkin spice challah from a Chabad Rebbetzin and now I have enough challah for the eleven children I don't have. Smells amazing though 160
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026TFW you're trying to knead your challah for Rosh Hashanah dinner but your kid keeps distracting you and demanding your attention 190
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We can not allow Linlithgow continue to dominate the Scotty Memorial arms race, not when Jimmy Doohan always said Scotty was frae Aberdeen and did a creditable Aberdeen accent for it. This is a matter of civic pride. Do it for the city! Do it for Jimmy! Do it for the future engineers of Aberdeen! 031
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My office window looks out over the atrium on top of the Fraser Noble building and, as it's the Star Trek 60th anniversary, I keep thinking how much better it would look with a large statue of Scotty to greet all the new Engineering and Computer Science studentsstatic.klipy.comStar Trek Scotty: Hello, computer!Alt: Star Trek Scotty: Hello, computer! 031
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Any other #ROBOTcar fans trying to figure out who your cats are? Because this one's definitely a Bumz 3112
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So the whole work husband/work wife thing is strictly American, right? The rest of us are not investing that much of our mental and emotional energy to our jobs, right? 100
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This year I'm refusing to get annoyed at all the Christmas stuff in shops by deciding to assume the "Holidays" they refer to as "coming soon" are the High Holidays. Now that you mention it, a biscofff cream cake would make a lovely addition to my Rosh Hashanah table. 180
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"What if humpback whales are pen pals with a race of hyper advanced aliens from the other side of the galaxy and if they go extinct the aliens will come and blow up Earth? WHAT THEN?!" has to be one of the great environmental film premises of all time 030
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Going to see Star Trek IV: The One with the Whales! In cinema. I expect this to be basically my peak cinema experience 250
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Yeah, I'm susceptible to a cute tin, but the tea actually is nice 040
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm fascinated by how the British Museum is an institution full of the art of other countries, and the British public's reaction to the Bayeux Tapestry being on display there is as if it's a brand newly displayed work of art and not something that has been on display in Normandy for yonks 110
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Imagine having a whole vienetta on a stick. How decadent! 230
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm planning a fabric-shopping trip to London with my mom and we just discovered the Cheese Barge is moored near our hotel! 240
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026But today is a good day because it's finally chilly enough to wear a cardigan in the morningstatic.klipy.comSweater WeatherAlt: Sweater Weather 010
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You'll note that the industry's report doesn't say library e-book lending reduces revenue, just sales. Since licensing e-books costs libraries a bajillion dollars and publishers likely aren't actually suffering, and probably wouldn't suffer under the modest price controls of proposed legislation 02510
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It's kind of ridiculous that Peter Thiel came to the British Museum for a private viewing of the Bayeaux tapestry. London is functionally the same distance from San Francisco as Bayeaux is. He could have gone to see it at any time before it was on loan to the British Museum just as easily 010
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The latest reports shows only about 22% of Londoners own a car. Why would 78% of the population vote for policies that only make their daily lives worse 010
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Make your favourite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title Two middle-aged men who used to be the top of their field realise they can't keep up like they used to, even after immigrating to a less competitive market 000
Reposted by VarinaDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Greetings, non-Jews in academia! As we start another semester, here's your regularly scheduled reminder that the Jewish High Holy Days are coming up. If you wouldn't schedule an important meeting or exam on Christmas or Easter, don't schedule one on Rosh Hashana or Yom Kippur. 6521208
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Creativity has always been "open access", you dingbats. It comes free with being human. Randall Munroe has made an entire thriving career as a cartoonist drawing stick figures. You don't need a particular set of skills to express your human creativity. You just need to use what you got. Phillistines 110
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I really want to know if she knitted the vest herself. It looks like it might be hand-knitted and clearly by someone who loves London Metro moquette 1110
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I can't believe I've lived in Scotland for nearly 12 years and I just found out about the island in Loch Lomond with a colony of wild Wallabies. That should be in the damn Life in the UK test 340
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This is the real reason Argentina wants to takes the Falklands from us 110
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Not enough people know that Grover is canonically Jewish 022
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I see the new season of Ted Lasso is doubling down on perpetuating the harmful stereotype that Americans are all friendly and chatty 010
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026You know what feels good after a long day of arguing with various Microsoft products at work? 181
Reposted by Varinaworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026your clean energy is an affront to the life of a fictional elf invented by a transphobe 14763253
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Sainsbury's had gravlax on sale so for breakfast we had a classic LEO (lox, eggs, and onion) with the end of a loaf of homemade shokupan. Cat approved 030
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026For International Cat Day she got taken to the vet where she was rudely poked and prodded (and told she was a beautiful lady in rude health with the vitality of a cat half her age, but still. Unacceptable!) 0100
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I can't explain this but, it would be Tacoma that had a fishing boat full of pirate cats 030
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I got up to make a cup of tea and now she's looking at me like she's just seen the quarterly reports and is appalled 0120
Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! TRAINS! TRAINS! TRAINS! TRAINS! Also, Transport Scotland, it's embarrassing that you're still on X the everything app and I had to yank this graphic from a different platform 010