The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 20/06/2025This country needs new BLEEDership. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA 002
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperHappy thoughts make you fly. @i-zelle.bsky.social · 15/06/2025The Crypt Keeper has better skin, more charisma and people actually want to spend time with him. 0132
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I'm afraid I can only give this one a 9 out of 10. He missed a perfect opportunity to call it a KanGHOUL! AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHE 092
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperBaby Boy Monaghan @babyboymonaghan.bsky.social · 13/06/2025The Crypt Keeper: (wearing a backwards Kangol) You’ve got to FRIGHT for your RIGHT to part-FLEE AH HA HA HA HEE HA HEE 132
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Who isn't a fan of the BEASTie BOILS? AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA 010
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 14/06/2025We just call that a "CORPSEplayer" AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA 040
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperMutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Dumb D&D idea: players find a note with faded letters, but it looks like they can find vast amounts of treasure in the “Crypt Keeper’s Tomb.” They arrive find an undead obsessing over worthless copies of valuable trinkets, and learn the undead’s true title: The Crypto Keeper 132
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperMatt Kulp @dadpool79.bsky.social · 12/06/2025In my Cryptkeeper voice, I call this tale of devilish delight "Ghouls night out." Cryptkeeperlaugh 141
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperLady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Would have also accepted carcass copying, your dead majesty. 131
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Please, Cryptie is just fine. I'm just a regular Joe-schmo, not a descendant of BOILty. 120
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 12/06/2025That's what happens when you start HORRORmone replacement therapy. AH-HEHEHAHAHAHA 050
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Thanks for COFFIN copying me on that one! AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA 140
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Got cryptkeeper dysphoria, born a boy but I transitioned to a ghoul yeeheeeheeheeheee 321722120
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperThe Blue Butterflies Resistance Brigade #102 @mememansion.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Well the Cryptkeeper is Definately sexier Than Steven KILLER..oops... Miller. 031
Reposted by The Crypt Keeperjames folta @jamesfolta.com · 31/05/2025The phrase "emerging writer" makes me think you're rising out of a swamp to enact an ancient vengeance on the town folk 5223
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 31/05/2025And the phrase "HEMORRHAGING writer" makes me think you're one of their victims. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA 010
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperThe Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025And you could, too! 031
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperThe Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025You have to understand that this was our first shot at the silver SCREAM. The DIErector was DEADset on casting Ralph RichardSIN and I was just thrilled to DEATH at the thought of making a movie. Besides, the movie filmed in the UK and, at the time, I didn't have a PASSEDport. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA 073
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperThe Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025If I were in charge of the HEXuctive branch, you would see true BLEEDership. I could never run, though. There are too many SKELETONS in my closet. AH-HEHEHEHEHA 041
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I'm always happy to FRIGHTEN someone's day with my whimsical witticisms. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA 010
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperThe Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I've had many careers. I've been an apiarist, a soccer goalie, and an accountant. I even cleaned hotel rooms, at one point. Law keeping was only a small portion of my afterlife. AH-HEHEHAHAHA 061
Reposted by The Crypt Keepermike huguenor @mikehuguenor.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Thank you for the subskeet, Crypt Keeper! Big fan of your unflappable humor and raw sexuality! 171
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I'd call that episode The Tell-Tale HARLOT AH-HAHAHAHA 000
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 31/05/2025"MUMMY always said life was like a box of SHOCKolates." - FEARest Gump AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA 000
Reposted by The Crypt KeepertiffAH! Real Monster @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 31/05/2025It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon series that you love. 📺🖤 1125
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I like to call it LOST WAGES! AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHAmedia.tenor.coma man in a bow tie is talking about lost wagesAlt: a man in a bow tie is talking about lost wages 110
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperGlenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 31/05/2025@darthbluesky.bsky.social “In the northwest corner of Washington State on Friday morning, the authorities issued a most unusual all-points bulletin, rather, an A.P.Bee.” www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...nytimes.com250 Million Honeybees Escape After a Truck Rolls Over in Washington State 14313
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperThe Blue Butterflies Resistance Brigade #102 @mememansion.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Oh you evil ghoul!! Don't ruin my gond child time memories of you and classics like The Mummy Never Sleeps!? Also Pretty good 031
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Unlike that prima donna poltergeist, Beetlejuice, you only have to utter my name once. 020
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I've had many careers. I've been an apiarist, a soccer goalie, and an accountant. I even cleaned hotel rooms, at one point. Law keeping was only a small portion of my afterlife. AH-HEHEHAHAHA 061
Reposted by The Crypt Keepermike huguenor @mikehuguenor.bsky.social · 29/05/2025This hip young investor just wised me up about a whole Crypt O' Currency 2332
Reposted by The Crypt Keeperbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025get pissed on you dead bitch 9947121
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperAnagram Doe @anagramdoe.bsky.social · 28/05/2025the cryptkeeper is capable of laughter 171
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Nothing tickles my funny BONE like a CLEAVER little SLAY on words. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA 010
Reposted by The Crypt Keepermike huguenor @mikehuguenor.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I'm being told it's a "bloody good" deal and that I'd "beheaded" in the wrong direction if I didn't invest 0121
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 30/05/2025"See to the crypt, will you. And feed the Crypt Keeper. He's getting all bite-y again." #hyrcrew #CryptStatic 051
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025When I saw what it took to get a body like Arnold's, I decided it would be easier to just take one from the morgue. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA 071
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperMatthew @madaram.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I’ve gotten hold of the old Tales from the Crypt series and I’m starting them from the beginning 🍿 1331
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperRob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I don’t have 2 wolves inside me I have these two … 2445
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I'd probably tell him I'm an ABHORRING fan of his graphic novels and to CREEP up the good work. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHA 130
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025If I were in charge of the HEXuctive branch, you would see true BLEEDership. I could never run, though. There are too many SKELETONS in my closet. AH-HEHEHEHEHA 041
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Trying to do my job? I'm not sure you could HACK it. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA 000
Reposted by The Crypt KeeperManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Wha-huh?! Who the hell is THIS now!? I said The Crypt Keeper! Not some ol... ...what's that? ...no shit?! Explain this, @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social !😆 #CryptStatic #TalesFromtheCrypt #TheCryptKeeper 252
The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025You have to understand that this was our first shot at the silver SCREAM. The DIErector was DEADset on casting Ralph RichardSIN and I was just thrilled to DEATH at the thought of making a movie. Besides, the movie filmed in the UK and, at the time, I didn't have a PASSEDport. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA 073