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The Crypt Keeper

@thecryptkeeper.bsky.social

636 followers 993 following 297 posts

Hello BOILS and GHOULS! It's me, your GHOST with the most. The master of SCARE-emonies. Your creepy cadaver with tons of swagger. Follow the Cryptkeeper for putrid puns and a WICKED good time. I FOUL-low back. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA!

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The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I actually did some modeling, back in the day. You probably saw my ad for Bud FRIGHT in Vanity SCARE. AH-HAHAHAHA

A Budweiser advertisement featuring the Cryptkeeper.

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The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 01/01/2024

In that case, I should be a shoe in. I'll be running as an independent with the SCREAM party. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA

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The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

I started off in comics. Here's an early HEAD SHOT of mine. As you can tell, I used to be much easier on DEMISE. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA

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The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

If you find that ENTRAILSting, you should see a side by side of Chucky and yours GHOULY.

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The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

I don't have much experience in an office. I temped at Lehman SMOTHERS, but that was it. I do have experience sitting behind a desk, though. Here I am interviewing Whoopi GHOULdburg.

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The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

Good MOURNING, kiddies. Your old pal, Cryptie, has been away for a while, but I'm back. Today, I'm sharing this culinary confection I cooked up in the crypt kitchen: BOO berry pancakes, with a side of pulled pork GASH browns. A HORRORver-easy egg and bacon round it out. I hope you like it.

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The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 16/07/2023

Throwback to the time I met Arnold ScHORRORzenegger on set. God, I looked so young and vibrant back then!

The Crypt Keeper and Arnold Schwarzenegger posing for a photo.

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The Crypt Keeper @thecryptkeeper.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

If you manage to find it, the first HOUND is on me. Would you like a Bud FRIGHT? Or do you prefer a STIFF cocktail? AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA

Budweiser advertisement from the 90's featuring The Crypt Keeper.

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