Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1hThe people in town were wary at first. Kobolds coming to do business, buying large quantities of food to bring back to the cave was very questionable After it was learned the dragon simply had Kobold Express delivering food to him instead of burning the village to eat their cattle, they chilled out 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 4hRemember to check your registration status regularly, too! Some states might try some shenanigans if they think you won’t toe the line, meaning you’d have to register all over again! 077
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 16hAttention staff: It has come to my attention that one of the kobolds has dug so greedily and so deep that a Balrog is now loose in the cave. Moss rations are hereby halved until you get that fiery jerk back to wherever it came from. 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23hI went and downloaded a couple more mods, I'll explain them when they're relevant. In the mean time, join me as I waste time playing video game www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...twitch.tvMuttonTheDragon - Live on TwitchSkyrim but Nutrition is Important | Streaming the elder scrolls v: skyrim - anniversary edition. 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Almost forgot to say: thanks for watching stream today! We made some good progress in Skyrim and made way too many detours along the way! So tomorrow, we're gonna shoot for actually sticking with the Dawnguard quests as close as we can. 011
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it strim tim www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...twitch.tvMuttonTheDragon - Live on TwitchSkyrim but Nutrition is Important | Streaming the elder scrolls v: skyrim - anniversary edition. 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Memo to all Kobold staff: please double check any and all bat decorations before bringing them into the cave for Halloween. We don’t need another vampire incident. Seriously, it took weeks to evict Dracula after a staff member invited him in. 010
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Seriously, try the demo. I have a LOT of respect for a game that lets you completely fix how much of a challenge you want, be it you take no damage and hit like a truck, a glass cannon, or just die super easily. And Belmont’s Curse, at least in the demo, is fun as all hell. 010
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026OK, I just played the demo for Castlevania: Belmont's Curse. Castlevania is so back. I can't believe Konami hasn't forgotten how to make good games. So first: accessibility features. Not just stuff for photo sensitivity, but gameplay options to make the game easier for newbies and old people. 110
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026help me plan a low-carb soup BROTH pork bones chicken feet leek onion carrot celery cabbage, halved bay leaf 1 tbsp black peppercorns THE BITS chicken thighs, chopped carrot & celery from the broth, chopped cabbage from the broth, shredded potato, chopped 1 can of some kind of bean, drained/rinsed 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One of my initial plans for this stream is canceled due to a medical thing. But first: we ascend to in-game godhood. Then we get a follower to make our new things not-stolen www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...twitch.tvMuttonTheDragon - Live on TwitchSkyrim but Nutrition is Important | Streaming the elder scrolls v: skyrim - anniversary edition. 021
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.static.klipy.comSerana SkyrimALT: Serana Skyrim 052
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dumb D&D faction idea: The Mind Wizards They’re not ACTUALLY wizards, but a cult of sorcerers who figures out the perfect timing of Illithid tadpole extraction to leave psionic powers in the hosts. 010
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Come gather 'round, and I shall tell you the tale... The painful tale of why there was no stream yesternoon www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...twitch.tvMuttonTheDragon - Live on TwitchSkyrim but Nutrition is Important | Streaming the elder scrolls v: skyrim - anniversary edition. 010
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm home, I'm safe, I'm currently pain-free, and I'm counting my blessings. Story will be told on next stream, but the third worst physical pain I've ever felt in my life is hopefully all behind me now. 010
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the one claw, it more easily provides minions. On the other, I really wish the kobolds would stop randomly pack bonding with the coyotes. It's hard to know which are more bitey. 2203
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Def no stream today. Maybe stream tomorrow. Expect a hospital story if it happens 010
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You know what strikes me about the GTA VI collector’s edition? If college kids live in student housing, they might not be able to have it. Idk about other schools, but my alma mater had policies against drugs & drug paraphernalia. So the branded coke spoon, mirror, and razor? Probably not allowed. 100
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I would accept that the bed broke because I’m heavy, except for the fact that it looks like the metal part with the hook apparently PHASED THROUGH the screw holding it 210
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Rare face reveal at my niece’s wedding. Why must I be so gray in my early 30s 😭 220
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Question for transmasc peoples: if testosterone is so cool, why is there no testostertwo? 010
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Online name (Fuckon the Dragon) isn’t nearly as funny as IRL name (Fucker) 121
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a kobold saw a caterpillar turn into a cocoon, then into a beautiful butterfly. They asked the giant spider to wrap them up. They're sure they'll get beautiful wings any day now 261
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Listen: I will not apologize for using spreadsheets for D&D. Does it make a nerd thing nerdier? Yes. Does it ALSO let me do simple arithmetic, take notes, keep initiative order with HP, and just overall perform better as both a player and a DM? Also yes. 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026After a dumb and boring and underestimated PC update times and hunting down my Monster Manual, we're ready to throw together a small D&D One Shot! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...twitch.tvMuttonTheDragon - Live on TwitchThrowing Together a One Shot Campaign | Streaming dungeons & dragons. 011
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every day we inch closer to the idea of paying to reload in shooters and yet ordinary people are letting these game executives go unwedgied, not shoved in lockers, and holding their lunch money 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As bisexual dragon, let porn games have multiple genders. 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The kobolds are playing Pac Man Battle Royale World CHOMPionship. They keep chanting "if you die in the game, you die for real!" I'd be concerned about the one in a bed sheet with a knife, but I DO have life insurance policies on my kobolds, so... 010
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026plz help, it's bisexual visibility day and the kobolds won't stop staring at the bisexual dragon 2123
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if AI can answer everything, why does it shut down when I ask why balls look so much cuter in a chastity cage? check and mate, techbros 001
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Remember: it’s not trans people following people into bathrooms to harass them. It’s YouTubers youtu.be/ZojM0Z8n87Y?...youtu.beYouTuber Facing 11 Years Prison For “Pranking” Autistic StudentYouTube video by Atozy 010
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026People like to compare Star Wars and Star Trek as sci-fi because they both have star in the name. But what about other sci-fi properties? Would the creature from The Thing survive Metroid's X Parasite? We have Alien vs Predator, but what about Alien vs Mars Needs Moms? 020
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dragon who is throwing up. They're just lucky they have frost breath. Makes it easier to clean up. You don't want to even BEGIN to imagine what other kinds of dragon breath could do when mixed with the stuff 🤢 010
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hypothesis: Discord thinks they have the same level of market control as Sony and thinks they can push forward with ill-conceived plans and people will just take it. This is because, in their hubris, they forget we aren’t locked to machines we paid hundred of dollars for just for their products. 120
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm back after a weekend trip, mental health problems, and sheer exhaustion. Let's Skyrim it up www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...twitch.tvMuttonTheDragon - Live on TwitchSkyrim, but Isekai | Streaming the elder scrolls v: skyrim - anniversary edition. 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dumb D&D idea: to save Christmas, you must stop Mahonri the Elven Genocider from reaching the North Pole 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Banned from Disney World for trying to get trimmings from Groot to make something sarsaparilla-related. You can’t tell me the people wouldn’t love to try a frosty mug of Groot Beer! 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Kobold guard who demands that ye ask of he some questions three. He still won't let you through after he answers your questions, though. 062
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Let this story carry as much weight as Stanislav Petrov’s, who stopped WW3 by figuring out the nuke early warning system was giving a false alarm. That the only reason we didn’t have WW3 now was because someone checked to make sure if the AI was hallucinating. 100
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hypothetically, if you were a bunch of D&D players and you overhead this conversation between an illusory image of a robed figure and a goblin minion outside a dungeon, when might you figure you'd interrupt this conversation, if at all? 100
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Here's what I'm thinking: I want to play Tag Force. But I'm too ethical to give Konami money for the AI translations. So what if I just give it to GameStop and get a used copy? Like, sure, I'll have to wait, but would it be ethical? 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026dog go woof cat go meow cow go moo chicken go cluck fish go plz don't give me to that 7 year old as a beginner pet to teach responsibility, it's one of the worst ways to go frog go ribbit 010
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can’t believe I’m using a massage gun for what it was actually intended for just because my legs are rebelling against me for daring to walk more 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“High functioning” and “low functioning” are outdated ways to describe Autism. The modern, sensitive way is to say you are Dragon autistic or Kobold autistic. 120
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A meal of bread and soup after a Skyrim stream actually feels pretty damn good! Thanks for tuning in and joining the raid on @sharptheredmawile.bsky.social 000
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Perturbed over wasted time, but screw it, let's get into Skyrim www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...twitch.tvMuttonTheDragon - Live on TwitchSkyrim, but Isekai | Streaming the elder scrolls v: skyrim - anniversary edition. 020
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Aside from Skyrim Isekai (and possibly a se(pre?)quel series) this is what you can expect for the next several months of streams. 010
Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Thinking back, it is kind of amazing that Zelda never got an Owl form. Like, a great owl of some kind has appeared in a bunch of Zelda games, and an owl IS a symbol of wisdom. 000