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Mutton the Dragon

@muttonthedragon.bsky.social
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33, bi🩷💜💙, fuzzy dragon, and ridiculously tired all the freaking time. 18+ only, 🚫no minors please🚫 Twitch m.twitch.tv/muttonchopgamer

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1h
The people in town were wary at first. Kobolds coming to do business, buying large quantities of food to bring back to the cave was very questionable After it was learned the dragon simply had Kobold Express delivering food to him instead of burning the village to eat their cattle, they chilled out
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 4h
Remember to check your registration status regularly, too! Some states might try some shenanigans if they think you won’t toe the line, meaning you’d have to register all over again!
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 16h
Attention staff: It has come to my attention that one of the kobolds has dug so greedily and so deep that a Balrog is now loose in the cave. Moss rations are hereby halved until you get that fiery jerk back to wherever it came from.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23h
I went and downloaded a couple more mods, I'll explain them when they're relevant. In the mean time, join me as I waste time playing video game www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
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Skyrim but Nutrition is Important | Streaming the elder scrolls v: skyrim - anniversary edition.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Almost forgot to say: thanks for watching stream today! We made some good progress in Skyrim and made way too many detours along the way! So tomorrow, we're gonna shoot for actually sticking with the Dawnguard quests as close as we can.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it strim tim www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Memo to all Kobold staff: please double check any and all bat decorations before bringing them into the cave for Halloween. We don’t need another vampire incident. Seriously, it took weeks to evict Dracula after a staff member invited him in.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seriously, try the demo. I have a LOT of respect for a game that lets you completely fix how much of a challenge you want, be it you take no damage and hit like a truck, a glass cannon, or just die super easily. And Belmont’s Curse, at least in the demo, is fun as all hell.
A woman named Rose Belmont wears blue/white clothes with a long, red ponytail. She stands on the other side of an open drawbridge. In the background, Paris, complete with Notre Dame cathedral, is engulfed in a red/pink hue, with several buildings on fireThe scene is set in a run-down building. A woman named Rose Belmont wears blue/white clothes with a long, red ponytail. She stands near a roast chicken, freshly excavated from a nearby wall. In the distance behind her is white/purple ghost, floating above the ground.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OK, I just played the demo for Castlevania: Belmont's Curse. Castlevania is so back. I can't believe Konami hasn't forgotten how to make good games. So first: accessibility features. Not just stuff for photo sensitivity, but gameplay options to make the game easier for newbies and old people.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
help me plan a low-carb soup BROTH pork bones chicken feet leek onion carrot celery cabbage, halved bay leaf 1 tbsp black peppercorns THE BITS chicken thighs, chopped carrot & celery from the broth, chopped cabbage from the broth, shredded potato, chopped 1 can of some kind of bean, drained/rinsed
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my initial plans for this stream is canceled due to a medical thing. But first: we ascend to in-game godhood. Then we get a follower to make our new things not-stolen www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Serana Skyrim
ALT: Serana Skyrim
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dumb D&D faction idea: The Mind Wizards They’re not ACTUALLY wizards, but a cult of sorcerers who figures out the perfect timing of Illithid tadpole extraction to leave psionic powers in the hosts.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Come gather 'round, and I shall tell you the tale... The painful tale of why there was no stream yesternoon www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm home, I'm safe, I'm currently pain-free, and I'm counting my blessings. Story will be told on next stream, but the third worst physical pain I've ever felt in my life is hopefully all behind me now.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the one claw, it more easily provides minions. On the other, I really wish the kobolds would stop randomly pack bonding with the coyotes. It's hard to know which are more bitey.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Def no stream today. Maybe stream tomorrow. Expect a hospital story if it happens
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what strikes me about the GTA VI collector’s edition? If college kids live in student housing, they might not be able to have it. Idk about other schools, but my alma mater had policies against drugs & drug paraphernalia. So the branded coke spoon, mirror, and razor? Probably not allowed.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would accept that the bed broke because I’m heavy, except for the fact that it looks like the metal part with the hook apparently PHASED THROUGH the screw holding it
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rare face reveal at my niece’s wedding. Why must I be so gray in my early 30s 😭
A large, fat, man in glasses wearing a white shirt, black bow tied and a black smoking jacket. He had a large gray beard and long, gray hair. Barely hidden by the hair are amethyst earrings on his earlobes.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Question for transmasc peoples: if testosterone is so cool, why is there no testostertwo?
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Online name (Fuckon the Dragon) isn’t nearly as funny as IRL name (Fucker)
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a kobold saw a caterpillar turn into a cocoon, then into a beautiful butterfly. They asked the giant spider to wrap them up. They're sure they'll get beautiful wings any day now
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listen: I will not apologize for using spreadsheets for D&D. Does it make a nerd thing nerdier? Yes. Does it ALSO let me do simple arithmetic, take notes, keep initiative order with HP, and just overall perform better as both a player and a DM? Also yes.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After a dumb and boring and underestimated PC update times and hunting down my Monster Manual, we're ready to throw together a small D&D One Shot! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
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Throwing Together a One Shot Campaign | Streaming dungeons & dragons.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every day we inch closer to the idea of paying to reload in shooters and yet ordinary people are letting these game executives go unwedgied, not shoved in lockers, and holding their lunch money
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As bisexual dragon, let porn games have multiple genders.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The kobolds are playing Pac Man Battle Royale World CHOMPionship. They keep chanting "if you die in the game, you die for real!" I'd be concerned about the one in a bed sheet with a knife, but I DO have life insurance policies on my kobolds, so...
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
plz help, it's bisexual visibility day and the kobolds won't stop staring at the bisexual dragon
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if AI can answer everything, why does it shut down when I ask why balls look so much cuter in a chastity cage? check and mate, techbros
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember: it’s not trans people following people into bathrooms to harass them. It’s YouTubers youtu.be/ZojM0Z8n87Y?...
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YouTuber Facing 11 Years Prison For “Pranking” Autistic Student
YouTube video by Atozy
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People like to compare Star Wars and Star Trek as sci-fi because they both have star in the name. But what about other sci-fi properties? Would the creature from The Thing survive Metroid's X Parasite? We have Alien vs Predator, but what about Alien vs Mars Needs Moms?
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dragon who is throwing up. They're just lucky they have frost breath. Makes it easier to clean up. You don't want to even BEGIN to imagine what other kinds of dragon breath could do when mixed with the stuff 🤢
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hypothesis: Discord thinks they have the same level of market control as Sony and thinks they can push forward with ill-conceived plans and people will just take it. This is because, in their hubris, they forget we aren’t locked to machines we paid hundred of dollars for just for their products.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm back after a weekend trip, mental health problems, and sheer exhaustion. Let's Skyrim it up www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dumb D&D idea: to save Christmas, you must stop Mahonri the Elven Genocider from reaching the North Pole
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Banned from Disney World for trying to get trimmings from Groot to make something sarsaparilla-related. You can’t tell me the people wouldn’t love to try a frosty mug of Groot Beer!
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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People with ADHD and autism are often susceptible to "reactive abuse."
This is when someone provokes you and pushes you to your limits. When you finally explode and fight back, they accuse you of being the abusive one.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kobold guard who demands that ye ask of he some questions three. He still won't let you through after he answers your questions, though.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let this story carry as much weight as Stanislav Petrov’s, who stopped WW3 by figuring out the nuke early warning system was giving a false alarm. That the only reason we didn’t have WW3 now was because someone checked to make sure if the AI was hallucinating.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hypothetically, if you were a bunch of D&D players and you overhead this conversation between an illusory image of a robed figure and a goblin minion outside a dungeon, when might you figure you'd interrupt this conversation, if at all?
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here's what I'm thinking: I want to play Tag Force. But I'm too ethical to give Konami money for the AI translations. So what if I just give it to GameStop and get a used copy? Like, sure, I'll have to wait, but would it be ethical?
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
dog go woof cat go meow cow go moo chicken go cluck fish go plz don't give me to that 7 year old as a beginner pet to teach responsibility, it's one of the worst ways to go frog go ribbit
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can’t believe I’m using a massage gun for what it was actually intended for just because my legs are rebelling against me for daring to walk more
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“High functioning” and “low functioning” are outdated ways to describe Autism. The modern, sensitive way is to say you are Dragon autistic or Kobold autistic.
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A meal of bread and soup after a Skyrim stream actually feels pretty damn good! Thanks for tuning in and joining the raid on @sharptheredmawile.bsky.social
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Perturbed over wasted time, but screw it, let's get into Skyrim www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Aside from Skyrim Isekai (and possibly a se(pre?)quel series) this is what you can expect for the next several months of streams.
Video game box art for Rayman Legends Retold, featuring several strange creatures, prominently showing a young man in a purple hoodie with no limbs, but floating feet and handsVideo game box art for Castlevania Belmont’s Curse showing a thing, young woman with long braided hair looking towards Notre Dame cathedral as Paris burnsVideo game box art for The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time on Switch 2. It shows a young boy in green with a shield on his back, facing away from the camera. His head is turned looking back towards the viewerA collection of four items described as the Metroid Ravenous Special Edition. It shows a large box with a woman in futuristic armor with a canon on one arm and a pink, glowing hand at the end of her other arm, a blue steel case, a copy of the game showcasing the same woman in the same armor, and a figure of the same woman, but in a sinister, green armor
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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thinking back, it is kind of amazing that Zelda never got an Owl form. Like, a great owl of some kind has appeared in a bunch of Zelda games, and an owl IS a symbol of wisdom.
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