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@theclumsyswordsman.bsky.social
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 2h
Fort Wayne News And Sentinel August 6,1914
P1- MR. TRUE IS WALKING UPTOWN WHEN HE ENCOUNTERS FOUR MEN WALKING TOWARDS HIM, SIDE BY SIDE ON THE SIDEWALK THE FAIL TO GIVEAWAY
P2- MR. TRUE HAS CLEARED THE SIDEWALK, AND CONTINUES TO GO HIS WAY, LEAVING THE FOUR MEN ALL LAYING ON THE CEMENT
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 5h
(Apparently getting free will after having 93 percent of your behavior controlled for your entire existence will do weird things to your impulse control.)
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Cuspid 🐾 @prplpaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hnnngggg dark kinks my beloved….. kinks that make normies squirm my beloved …
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 07/10/2026
Tag.
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Cuspid 🐾 @prplpaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🌀 ooo u wanna get me to 5k so i post en explicit treat for the tl 🌀 ooo u wanna tip me so i have a reason to post an explicit treat before 5k 🌀
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fayedray on Threads featuring a photograph of a metal vaginal speculum resting on a bright teal surface.

"I think we should start shoving these in all male doctors once a year until they change the design"
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A comic of three colourful foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green, and the third one is little blue, big blue's little brother. In this one, the shading is slightly sharper and brighter than in normal reality, as Blue, Green, and Blue's brother are playing a videogame.
Green: Just to warn you too, I have never played a videogame in my life.
Baby Blue: Yeah, I know.

Both Blue and his brother freeze in horror as Green turns around to look at a cute little purple potato on the ground. The potato has eyes, and is looking right back at Green. A health bar has appeared above Green, and another one beneath the little potato. The potato's health bar is significantly larger than Green's.
Green: A "healthbar" means it's aggressive, right?

Blue and his brother watch in horror as Green runs off.
Blue: Stop running into more of them!
Green: I'm trying to run away!

Blue and his brother watch in mild disappointment as something unseen but clearly unsavoury happens to Green outside of the panel's view. A text appears above them, saying "<Green_Fox has died of making bad choices>"
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CrevettaVT @5-ish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Crib
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 05/10/2026
It'll Never Happen To Me.
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Eldsmuts @eldsmuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all I managed to doodle today, blargh
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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⊹ ₊💗♡CeeDee♡💗₊ ⊹ @richxatxsin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who listens intently.
Green: I haven't been spending enough time with you.

Green sits down opposite of Blue.
Green: How about we take the afternoon to do things together? You choose.

Blue looks visibly excited, and Green leans in towards him.
Blue: Anything?
Green: Anything you like.

Blue rushes off in delight, while Green remains sitting, watching him go with an unreadable expression on his face.
Blue: Let's set up your controller, we're going to play that game you promised to try.
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🔞Good Girl Elliotte🔞 @elliotte-draws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#artstuff @offbeatbarking.bsky.social wanted everyone to draw, so here is a dog I did while watching reruns of Best in Jest.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
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VioletSyren @violetsyren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
True guardian { #batgirl #dccomics #fanart }
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BlushySpicy💖🔥 @blushyspicy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drew Goth Shadowheart
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lRyn - commission open on vgen ^^ @falseconstruct.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fop on the counter #kemono #furry #furryart
she sleeps almost everywhere
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Scalli @viceandviolence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Ogler has 8 tentacles, and 8 spells, so you roll a (d8) to see what spell it casts. Unless it's using 2 of its tentacles to fondle an adventurer, in which case you roll a (d6). Or if it's using 4 of its tentacles on two adventurers, a (d4). And the lower the roll, the deadlier the spell.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU MAKES YOU

the proud owner of a bunch of unhealthy coping mechanisms and an alarmingly dark sense of humour
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Sao @saowee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't have Batman for #BatmanDay, but I do have Cassandra Cain from Batgirl#11!
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Arp Bot 🤖 @arpbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hubble and Legacy Survey image of Arp 282, also known as NGC 169 and NGC 169A. Interactions between the two galaxies create delicate streams that visibly link the pair. Credit: NASA, ESA, STScI, J. Dalcanton, Judy Schmidt, Legacy Surveys, D. Lang, NERSC Source
A large spiral galaxy is seen in the center of the frame. It's tilted at an angle, so that it's disk appears as an oval rather than a circle. Dramatic dust lanes cross in front of the center of the galaxy and are backlit by a haze of yellow-white stars. Below the spiral is a smaller disk galaxy seen in shades of blue white. It appears to be at almost a right angle to the large spiral, falling out of the larger galaxy. The two galaxies are connected by a bridge of dusty tendrils, which are also backlit by the main galaxy. This galaxy pair looks a lot more 3D than most interacting galaxies because of their angles and the backlighting effect.
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The RedDot @thereddot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gate Keeping
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I got sick at this small hotel in Madrid. I called to the front desk and they told me they had a doctor on staff. After he made me feel better, I told him I was amazed that such a small place had a doctor. He nodded and said NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INN PHYSICIAN!!!!
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CrevettaVT @5-ish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spyglass Mimic
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The only SecUnits in entertainment media were rogues, out to kill all humans because they forgot who built the repair cubicles, I guess.
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RevLink (Comissions Open) @revenantlink.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wish they'd abuse him more tbh, and be creative about it.
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
posting tummy on your TL
an artwork by Spindle of a midriff section of a character wearing a military uniform (pants and croptop). The pants are open with a slight bush showing, and the hands are caressing the belly area. On the midriff are plates on each side.

behind the character is a warning label that says "WARNING - BURN HAZARD - Do not touch."
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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
listen, I literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always, and eats vegetables, but I am a swamp demon and I'm doing what I can with that.
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Edith! 🔞 @edith-is-dead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
warning ?!
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green, as Green is reading a book, and sits down.

Sensing someone staring at him, Green looks up from his book.
Green: ...What?
Blue: The internet went down so I can't play with my brother.
Green: So you've decided to stare at me all day instead?
Blue: Yeah?
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
After spending my entire existence having to gently suggest to humans that they not do things that would probably get them killed, it was nice to be able to tell them in so many words to not be so fucking stupid.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We've learned about Persian desert-powered ice pits, now let's learn about Iron Age Persian AIR CONDITIONING. How did people live in the hottest part of the world before you could dial down the thermostat & hope your electric bill gets lost in the mail? Let's learn about 'badgirs' or wind towers.
Yazd - Badgir - Windcatcher, a tower with poles sticking out at odd angles, decorated in geometric figures atop flat roofs.
CREDIT: Alireza Javaheri
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Nikola Čižmešija @nikolacizmesija.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cassandra Cain
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Kroox - Home of Bonktober @lekroox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You can now vote on the next batch of comic ideas by becoming a free patreon (Yep, Free!) — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
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Fensu @fensu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Made a new char hehe Haven't decided on a name yet #furry #furryart
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Dan Liimatta @danliimatta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Updated my first post here a little, the ol' crab
Crab in a tree
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
oglaf.com/pinchybouquets/
Comic strip!
Panel 1
A pale yellow landscape hosts a face-off between a woman and a giant scorpion. You mean giant as in big for a scorpion? No. This is the size of a car.
anyhow, sorry-
Panel 1-
Scorpion- Sorry! Sorry! I didn't choose this!
woman- what?

Panel 2
Scorpion- I didn't ask to be a huge scorpion but I am. Claws and stinger are what I have to work with.

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woman- So you're going to sting me to death for lack of options?

Panel 4
Scorpion- I don't like it any better than you do.
Woman- Well don't do it then. Open a florist or something.

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Scorpion- Wait you can just do that?

Panel 6
Market tent. It's a florist's and the scorpion stands behind the counter. A man browses the flowers.

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The man holds up flowers
Man- These jonquils are pathetic

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The scorpion leaps at the man, stinger to his face
Scorpion- Shut the fuck up don't ever disrespect the flowers

Panel 9
the man lies on the ground foaming at the mouth
man- You're... a terrible florist...
Scorpion- Not from the flowers' viewpoint.
Flower- Damn straight
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Held together🤲
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Kass @theclumsyswordsman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fucken WILD result, no idea how my accent changed coasts mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 04/09/2026
Unguilty Pleasure.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in the hallway of their apartment building, negotiating over a butterfly sitting on the ceiling.
Blue: You could climb on me and get the butterfly with the jar, right?
Green: Sure.

Climbing on Blue's shoulders, Green pushes the jar up towards the butterfly.
Green: Almost there... Why did they put the hallway ceilings so high up?

Caught off-guard, Blue and Green both freeze in place as a neighbour appears.
Green: Oh, hello neighbour. Just doing some bug rescue.
Neighbour fox: Ah, I see.

Back in their own apartment, Blue and Green release the butterfly from their balcony. Blue frowns in frustration.
Blue: Why do we only bump into neighbours when we're doing something weird?
Green: Fate?
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In commemorating the twin towers that accidentally reinvented the Zulfiqar, the double bladed sword of Shia Islamic mythology
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Moz 🔞 NSFW @pulppunk.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Letting my Ragatha x Pomni doodles from last month on Patreon escape containment
Ragatha and Pomni enjoying each other's company in their bar scene outfits
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Kass @theclumsyswordsman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some awesome pictures folk in the area submitted of the recent storm
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Once more it’s New #Batgirl comic book day, and it’s the start of the poison ivy centric “Bad Seeds” crossover. I wanted to draw something a little spicier to celebrate.🌹 Batgirl issue 23, by @tatebrombal.bsky.social and @takmiyazawa.bsky.social at your local lcs today.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Another one of those “oh shit” moments.
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