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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 14m
That's a dinosaur
Snapping turtle with its nose sticking out of a pond
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 4h
Hey, that's horrible.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 6h
rando question that might (possibly) make sense later: does anyone know how to get in touch with someone who's (probably a contractor) working at mcmurdo station in antarctica?
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 19h
Well shit, time to declare the new Stanley Cup champions.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok, I'd like to be done with work now
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am 2 days into my shoulder sling adventure and I am already getting impatient. I am absolutely going to lull myself into a false sense of security because it doesn't hurt when I'm wearing the sling.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We had a wolf spider in our house this morning. Covered in babies. Those babies don't stay clinging to Mom when you fling her out the door, let me tell ya.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So @specter177.bsky.social is it a new thing where the vibes of the intro song completely contradict the actual content of animes? Watching Summer Time Rendering right now, for context.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First officially diagnosed broken bone of my life. Thankfully it means no surgery and, at this point, no MRI. Just time.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a problem that my phone automatically connected to the Wi-Fi at this urgent care
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wisconsin and Wake both receiving votes. Wake should be getting more votes between the 2, imo.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am quite confident that I tore something in my shoulder. Got myself a sling and I'll head to get it checked out in the morning.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So is it possible to diagnose a soft tissue tear without imaging? Asking for a friend.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Upon review, the penalty is overruled by such a kick ass catch.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gotdamn how bout that. On Wakesconsin both with road wins over ranked teams.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucking tripping
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've seen Brecht play, he is absolutely capable of pulling off some Penn State QB bullshit.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a way to make up for 2 false starts on the drive!
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bad holding call
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
STOP THE COUNT
Wisconsin vs Penn State scoreboard reading 0-0
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Boise what are you doing over there in Michigan with 8 points??
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
STAY WAKE
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DEUCE BLADES THE SECOND
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#collegekickers
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I took an absolute laser to the foot in my game this morning that I was afraid broke my skate. It didn't, and I don't even have a bruise on my foot. So consider this an endorsement for True skates.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the being so many field goals, this Wait Louisville game seems like a game where a TD is needed to win it.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org this feels up your alley as well. The red zone sponsor for Wake Forest football is a singular Exxon gas station located on Stratford Road in Winston.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope Wake's player name game doesn't go unnoticed. Kam Shank Antonio Meeks Gannon Jones Buom Jock Rushaun Tongue Deuce Lawrence Deuce Dyce Deuce Blades II in the secondary Sefa Sackey at DL Brandon Smiley Langston Hogg on OL Steele Pizzella And Billy Johnson
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I sure hope Wake's offense came to play, because their defense is about as effective as a wet Kleenex.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org I need you to be aware of this Wake football graphic
There's a bird cage, and the Demon Deacon. I really don't know what's going on here, I'm sorry
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*looks at score of Wisconsin @ St Lawrence* Not panicking. Definitely not. It's just the first period of the season on the road after a generational level of skill graduated.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welp, got pulled in to bolster numbers on my buddy's hockey team this weekend for a tournament. Probably good. I can get back into form for the season.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've watched the entirety of 2 of these. ATL whips.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My wife is about to head to the beach with friends for the weekend. It's nearly time to break out the bachelor chow.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just found out that Pure Hockey bought Perani's. At what point does Pure Hockey have a monopoly over the hockey retail market in the US?
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On one hand, I'm thankful that I stick to my following tab so I don't see all the crazies. But on the other hand, when y'all talk about the crazies, I have no idea what's going on.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@wademinter.com and I keep crossing paths. One of these times I'm going to say hi.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The line for the cup has stretched hallway around the arena
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a Canes fan going on 14 years now, I couldn't care less about the Rangers or Vegas. I'd rather see Washington in the #2 spot. Boston would've been up there but Marchand is in Florida now. Montreal could grow into something.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You don't have to lie and tell someone their presentation was good when it wasn't. That training presentation sucked because it was made by someone who hasn't sniffed product development in the last 10 years.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it too much to ask for healthcare providers to just submit claims properly?
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So Florida is rolling in with their regular season lineup and the Canes are playing 2 guys who have ever had notable NHL minutes. Interesting.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JFC Iowa averaged 10ypc
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ESPN has ruined their gamecast. WTF is this even supposed to mean?
A horrible description of a football play on the ESPN gamecast
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We need to get Big Dairy into paying for linemen for Wisconsin.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes, yes, everyone pay attention to Clempson. Pay no attention to the fact that Wisconsin can't get pressure on EMU.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thrilled with how Wake is playing
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone let him know that the only way to test them is to personally hang out the bottom of a plane with a beaker.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tortle
Snapping turtle floating at the surface of a pond
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh hey, we're finally teasing this new truck youtu.be/RjomgKhVttg?...
youtu.be
Volvo Trucks — The all-new Volvo VNX | Coming October 14th
YouTube video by Volvo Trucks North America
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