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The Cactuar Matt

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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 6h
High of 56 on Friday, I will get it done. Good luck on remembering to charge that speaker.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 6h
Yikes
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 6h
Still stuck on day 2 of this months finch challenge because I don't drink coffee or tea and hot chocolate sounds bad when it's 88° out.
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Truthout @truthout.org · 10h
Rep. Delia C. Ramirez has introduced a bill that would abolish not just ICE, but the DHS altogether, repealing the 2002 law establishing the agency and replacing it with one focused on protecting civil and human rights.
truthout.org
Rep. Delia Ramirez Introduces Landmark Bill to Abolish DHS, ICE, and CBP
The Department of Homeland Security was established in 2002 as part of the Bush administration’s war on terror.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 7h
I find them very bland like I'm just chewing on nothing I was hoping the pizza would provide some flavor
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 8h
If someone hated beans but loved pizza what would they think?
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 8h
I have never heard of this before
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 12h
wow
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 12h
I appreciate this information
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 12h
VAR is good, actually
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 12h
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Ron Swanson Parks And Rec
ALT: Ron Swanson Parks And Rec
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 16h
Absolutely disgusting "people"
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 19h
I would participate.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 19h
Predictable, yet sound, advice from the "close your tabs" guy.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Silent Hill
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I almost never have the volume turned on during sports so there's no point personally
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good luck on your wait
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mallrats for tax purposes
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just get 2 512s it's like half the price
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Delete your account
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Welp
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Doesn't really matter, but jumping on a guy's back and hitting him in the head before the ball gets there is actually pass interference.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/10/2026
Cancelling a subscription shouldn't be this hard. If you can sign up with a click, you must be able to cancel with one. Head to nyc.gov/click-to-cancel to file a complaint against any business that makes it hard to cancel a subscription.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Candy corn is like the least offensive seasonal offering. It's not bad. It's also not good.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's on here, unfortunately
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My half feral dog is terrified of this new addition to the home
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not soon enough
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Even our backup can beat LSU
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nice
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Leveraged buyouts always work out well for all involved
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Mummy, where Rachel Weisz teaches everyone Egyptian.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Depends on how many times I can watch The Mummy
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Goku is undocumented, go get him ICE agents
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Recipe for continual pneumonia for my wife.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LOL @ Stanford
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We would move to Scotland if the weather weren't so terrible.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Ben Affleck's Regretful Smoke
ALT: Ben Affleck's Regretful Smoke
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WHEN UP A PLAYER EVEN
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
IU had better play better next week or OSU will run us out of the stadium.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man U is the only club whose chances to win decrease when going up a man
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This quote is exactly the same as if the flock CEO claimed it's camera system did the stalking instead of the police.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm so sorry this happened to your friend
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A bad Jaffa cake is still better than most under $2 candy.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Both root beer and vanilla ice cream are mid. Root beer floats on the other hand are great.
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh that sucks, sorry you're going through this
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's crazy, also, California is the 4th largest economy in the world. Europe sucks.
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