noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 16hchild is exclusively communicating in very realistic meows. nothing in the manual about what happens when your child turns into a cat? 3100
Reposted by noodle arms sizemoCall Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 17hThat advice applies to everyone, trans or cis, LGBTQ or straight, hunter or vegan. Life is not a TV show, it’s not a movie, it’s not something you watch, it’s something you do. Say the things. Go to the show. Eat the food. Don’t be the weird furniture in someone else’s life, be the star of yours. 0185
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 18hIt's cloudy up in dis bish and I had to fast for my labs and the large iced latte has hit the bloodstream and my husband is home 5130
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026cleaned our vacuum and all the heads and I feel extremely accomplished because it's something I know we needed to do but have avoided it for months 040
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026At least Tommy Tuberville probably knows the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes. 031
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026between the price increase and the ads getting added to Disney+, we're switching to YTTV and relying on Plex for Disney content. this is just ridiculous now. 2100
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 29/09/202690% sure this lady at storytime has her sweatpants on backward. 010
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026JUST TIGHTEN YOUR CHACOS, MORON. YOUR SHINS WILL HAVE NERVE PAIN IF YOU DONT. IT TAKES TWO SECONDS. 010
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know shes having a hard time with them but I am hella fucking ready for all these teeth to finish breaking through 150
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Literally read one thread in a CFB message board and you'll see how wrong this is. Men are so emotional and cannot just let it go. I've seen five page arguments where men can't stop calling each other names because they disagree about whether or not the strength coach is a bad hire. 3190
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Was gonna finish out reacher or catch up on Ted lasso or start slow horses but I am Le tired 010
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We were watching an Alton brown video on knives and cutting and the child went into her kitchen and grabbed her wooden knife and cutting board 2130
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have only heard it because someone got up and sang it at H-mart karaoke the other week. I listen to a college alt radio station and college football podcasts. It's really not that hard to miss pop radio. 3110
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Very gg Gator bros. I fucking hate how much y'all have our number and I really really wish Lane hadn't fucked us out of Sumrall as a HC 120
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wasn't our game supposed to start 20 minutes ago? 010
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Can you just fucking bloom where you're planted please? On contentment with one's lifesizemo.netCan you just fucking bloom where you're planted please?On contentment with one's life 020
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Does this mean y'all will stop talking about the piss and miss 130
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Man I will take some of that rain y'all got up in New England please. Our foundation is damn near cracking at this point. 240
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Trying to fall asleep with the Elmo letter of the day song stuck in my head 060
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Kid took an hour long car nap that ended at 1 and now I'm dying. I need my break. 030
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Man I could move back to Mississippi in two seconds and be happy as a clam. 130
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why is everyone in my family so insistent that I need to put children's television for my child. stop trying to put shitty AI gen YouTube slop on for my kid. 130
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Finally found a restaurant that is not kid friendly! unfortunately it was for a group dinner for my Mimi's birthday and we couldn't go anywhere else and boy has this Been An Experience. Lots of walking around outside. 150
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My aunt has four cats and my cat-obsessed child is over the moon. 1120
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Pine trees and humidity are my favorite smells 140
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026🎶 I'm going to Jackson 🎶 So excited to get back to Mississippi and show my little girl the place I love. 070
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026but yeah, ken paxton, keep wasting your ad money on me. I watch a lot of youtube and I'm not skipping your ads (but I will mute them). motherfucker talking like all people should/do care about is how much they pay in taxes and not what we do with the taxes people pay. 160
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trying to pack with a toddler is an Olympic sport. She pulled my weekly medicine container out of the bag and threw it in the toilet and I lost 5 days of lexapro. 030
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026September 21 2026 More new photos!sizemo.netSeptember 21 2026More new photos! 000
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026tiktok just randomly banned my regular account and my photography account permanently my mom has built an entire business on tiktok and that shit is far too mercurial for me to trust my business to it. instagram sucks but I haven't been randomly permabanned there at least. 010
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's so disorienting to see so much NFL on the skyline on sundays. This must be how other people feel on CFB Saturdays. I just cannot find it within me to give a shit about an NFL team and I wish I could. 470
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the amount of attention that this dude pays to the words of beat writers at the school he left is insane. 1113
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I wonder if Lane tries to say someone ran the LSU team bus off the road too Be just as true as the last time 180
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026God we were so lucky that this game was in Oxford because I have no doubt that the home team wins thing continues to hold. 070
Reposted by noodle arms sizemoBennett Hipp @bennetthipp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Got beaten by the bag of hammers. 1154
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026HOTTY TODDY PETE GOLDING MY COACH TRINIDAD MY QB COULDN'T BE LUCKIER 1153
Reposted by noodle arms sizemoAlex McDaniel @alexmcdaniel.co · 20/09/2026fun fact: OM fans ages 35+ are more miserable rn than they were before the game, i can promise you if you see any of us being smug right now, IT’S ONE OF THE YOUTHS 9645
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Please stop posting nudes of me on the internet this is very rude 170
Reposted by noodle arms sizemoMorgan L. Stringer @mostring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Purple shirt, yellow britches Go to Hell, you sons of bitches 0146
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There's a lot of Ole Miss people who don't like that you can hear the PA announcer on TV but I actually love hearing "first down oooooooole miss!" 1101
noodle arms sizemo @sizemo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I've been reading during a nap and need explanations for: - Rutgers isn't dead - Florida St. Bama - TAMU - Vandy - holy shit BC barely beat Maine 690