Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 21mI mean, I've tried but they just keep telling me "'Fun' isn't a real medical condition." 020
Reposted by Chris FarnellThe Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 28mWhen I go to the doctors and say “doctor my back hurts and has done for twenty six years”, and they say “no it doesn’t; there’s nothing wrong with your back”, my back doesn’t stop hurting. 12611
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 29mExactly. Before our daughter got her diagnosis, we still used a lot of tools and strategies that had been developed for (or found useful for) autistic kids, because if the tools help *we don't actually care* if it's "really" autism. 150
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 37mSo the question is, if we're closing down diagnosis as a route, what extra support are we providing to all these neurotypical children who seem to be having a really rough time of it in school? 1174
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 38mIf you have run the Gladiators Gauntlet style diagnostic process and are told "You don't have (diagnosis of choice)," the response isn't relief that that test has come back clean, because all the problems that led you to seek diagnosis still exist. 3326
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 38mThe thing about seeking out a diagnosis, and for now I'm *just* talking about kids - is it is not something that you do for fun. You do it because there is clearly an unmet need that exists and diagnosis a route towards finding out what will meet that need. 24312
Reposted by Chris FarnellRaymaxCreates @raymaxcreates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The horrors of modern technology 0134
Reposted by Chris FarnellChris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 19hAnd if you want to get caught up you can do that here: scarletferret.com/books/fermis... Here: scarletferret.com/news/stunnin... Or here: www.amazon.co.uk/Fermis-Progr... (And the Special is set after Fermi's Progress, so you only need to read the first four stories)scarletferret.comFermi's Progress - Season Pass by Chris Farnell - Scarlet FerretThe Fermi is Earth's first and last faster-than-light-spaceship. The last, because its engine vaporise entire star systems in its wake. And nobody knows how to turn it off. 012
Reposted by Chris FarnellChris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 21hAnd while we're opening all the Christmas presents, we've also got an official blurb for A Very Fermi Christmas. As some of you might have guessed, Liz Gordon is going to get a visit from some paranormal entities with strong opinions about her life choices. We'll see how that works out for them... 193
Reposted by Chris FarnellChris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 21hCOVER REVEAL! This is the cover of the Fermi's Progress Christmas Special - **A VERY FERMI CHRISTMAS**! It is the work of the amazing @chrisfenoglio.bsky.social, the artist behind @ryannorth.ca's Star Trek: Lower Decks comics! Preorder it from @scarletferret.com: scarletferret.com/books/a-very... 21811
Reposted by Chris FarnellAdrian M. Neville @amneville.bsky.social · 12h"it's so festive!" -the people on that planet, probably. 011
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 14hThis is the kind of humanising a machine I can get on board with. 010
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 15hTrue, but at their first try they went with, well.... 010
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 17hI've never liked "Everything on the Internet you don't like is Russian" discourse, but I find it hard to believe that the big accounts are intended to work for even centre-right democrat purposes. There's got to be some sort of data gathering or intentional well-poisoning going on behind it. 000
Reposted by Chris FarnellScarlet Ferret - Special Edition Ebooks 🇵🇸 @scarletferret.com · 17hHandy catch-up tip! 👍 021
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 17hYou can tell we're on the same side politically because I just posted an AI generated image of Donald Trump kissing a dude! 110
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 17hStarter pack recruitment does seem to be the next mutation of BlueNoMatterWhoRebelAlliance engagement slop. 130
Reposted by Chris FarnellHelle's Belle/Eleanor Hingley/Magpie_Elle @stardustandsigil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I had such an amazing time chatting to these Good Friends! Definitely worth checking out this and their entire back catalogue of excellent topics. 051
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 19hThis is a real fucking gut punch tbh. I do not get how reading a bedtime story isn't something you fucking *cherish*. Even on the bad days. Even when you're not in the mood. That is one of the experiences that all the other shit you do is *for* and you want to outsource it? 092
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 19hAnd if you want to get caught up you can do that here: scarletferret.com/books/fermis... Here: scarletferret.com/news/stunnin... Or here: www.amazon.co.uk/Fermis-Progr... (And the Special is set after Fermi's Progress, so you only need to read the first four stories)scarletferret.comFermi's Progress - Season Pass by Chris Farnell - Scarlet FerretThe Fermi is Earth's first and last faster-than-light-spaceship. The last, because its engine vaporise entire star systems in its wake. And nobody knows how to turn it off. 012
Reposted by Chris FarnellScarlet Ferret - Special Edition Ebooks 🇵🇸 @scarletferret.com · 20hHave you pre-ordered your Special Edition ebook of A Very Fermi Christmas yet? 🎄🪐💥scarletferret.comA Very Fermi Christmas by Chris Farnell - Scarlet FerretIt's Christmas onboard the fastest and deadliest ship in the universe. 053
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 21hAnd while we're opening all the Christmas presents, we've also got an official blurb for A Very Fermi Christmas. As some of you might have guessed, Liz Gordon is going to get a visit from some paranormal entities with strong opinions about her life choices. We'll see how that works out for them... 193
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 21hAs well as drawing the Star Trek Lower Decks comics and the graphic novel "Warp Your Own Way," Chris Fenoglio's work also includes art for Star Wars: Ghosts of Vader's Castle and X Files: Origins. So in doing a Fermi's Progress cover, he has now worked on *all* the Great Science Fiction Series. 150
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 21hCOVER REVEAL! This is the cover of the Fermi's Progress Christmas Special - **A VERY FERMI CHRISTMAS**! It is the work of the amazing @chrisfenoglio.bsky.social, the artist behind @ryannorth.ca's Star Trek: Lower Decks comics! Preorder it from @scarletferret.com: scarletferret.com/books/a-very... 21811
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 21hBlack pudding pork sausage and apple sauce. Yeah. 010
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 21hI bet some of them don't even like Empires, or War. 010
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 22hI do actually have a working definition of Blindleblarp, but unfortunately it includes a lot of people that I don't really think of as Blindleblarp, and somehow excludes a whole bunch of other people that I assumed were Blindleblarp based on vibes. 020
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 22hThis has been a post about national identity. If you like, it can also be a post about gender. 190
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 22hToday on Radio 4 we will be discussing who is Blindleblarp, a word I just made up. What is the essence of Blindleblarp? Can you become Blindleblarp, or must you be born Blindleblarp? I have assigned the term "Blindleblarp" to this collection of people, but can other people be Blindleblarp too? 380
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 23hNobody gives a shit if a 30 year old book doesn't sell as many copies these days. But unfortunately several corporations have built a multi-billion dollar multimedia and merchandising empire on the reputation of one mould huffing toxic shitposter, so that means we're all locked in now. 1193
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 23hA publisher is giving books away to encourage children to watch telly. 1258
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 23hSo, when I reveal the cover for A Very Fermi Christmas later today, I will also be announcing our ***SPECIAL GUEST COVER ARTIST.***static.klipy.comCoca-Cola Holidays Are ComingALT: Coca-Cola Holidays Are Coming 000
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So I was gutted that, this time, James was sadly not available to do a cover. He WILL be back for future instalments if I get any say in it. But with all the great work he's done, I didn't want to just get someone to do a MrJalco impression and hope nobody noticed. And this IS a Christmas Special. 110
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026But BEFORE we get to that, I want to talk about James Cooper AKA mrjalco.co.uk, the cover artist of every Fermi story so far. James has done amazing work on the covers for Fermi's Progress, Wake, and the *beautiful* cross section he did this year. When I imagine the Fermi, I see the one he drew. 110
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This lunchtime, the cover reveal's coming...static.klipy.comMariah Carey: It's Time! (Mariah Thaw)ALT: Mariah Carey: It's Time! (Mariah Thaw) 120
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This might be your toughest challenge yet: 020
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Basically what I learned is that storytelling is about capturing and communicating subjective experience rather than objectively recording a list of events. Which, TBF, is a lesson I could have easily learned from watching Community, or the early episodes of Rugrats. 140
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026But my takeaway from it is that that's why those heroic stories connect, that from the inside our subjective stories feel way closer to massive operatic melodramas than naturalistic Dogme45 stuff. What Pope's mocking is just being human. 120
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Well, the whole joke of it (which I remember coming across as extremely snide and not a little misogynist) is that the characters and narrator are interpeting their petty interpersonal drama as a heroic epic. 110
Reposted by Chris FarnellFilm Stories @filmstories.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The new, 168-page Film Stories magazine - an autumn horror special - is available now. Order yours here, with discounted bundle deals available too: store.filmstories.co.uk/products/iss...store.filmstories.co.ukIssue #61 (Horror Special): MagazineInside the Issue...You’ll find 1970s horror, Ghosts: the movie, Other Mommy and more in our autumn edition of Film Stories magazine. Here’s what’s inside issue 61:As the nights draw in, Film Stories… 063
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I feel like I'm going to really abuse the quantity of available Christmas-themed gifs while promoting this book. I feel good about it. 020
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Anyone up for a cover reveal tomorrow?static.klipy.comIt Feels Like Christmas - The Muppet Christmas CarolALT: It Feels Like Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 280
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Bit old to be auditioning for the Ed Sheeran biopic. 0153
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Also, more science fiction writers should get insanely ripped sculptures of themselves on their graves. 1110
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He just heard you say that he and H.G. Wells were writing in the same genre. 171
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You'd have to ask. Sounds reasonable though! 000
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You don't have to give up on being a writer yet! If you google around there's some fantastic co-working spaces in vast, snowbound, out of season hotels or isolated woodland cabins to get your book finished. 100
Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The website that offers governess positions in Gothic mansions to tutor two creepy blond twins and their brooding but strangely compelling legal guardian? Yeah, I start browsing that every October too. 110