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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 3h
Riyadh airport blast so far: - Dozens of ambulances rushing to scene - Travelers evacuated - Eyewitness reports loud boom, people fleeing - Flights diverted - Helicopter often used as air ambulance seen at airport If a new Houthi attack, it’s the third in less than a week.-Reuters
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Dr. Todd Ewing PhD. @ewingt-phd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chinese researchers notice link between gut #microbe, #metabolite & #atherosclerosis www.nature.com/articles/d41... — stool levels of Bacteroides uniformis often depleted in those with heart disease compared with healthy individuals — blood levels of metabolite C15 pentadecanoic acid also depleted
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Revealed: how this common gut microbe protects against heart disease
Intestinal bacterium secretes a molecule that reduces cholesterol production, according to a mouse study.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WHYYYYYYYYYY
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mayor Quimby telling Hollywood guys that there's a $1,000 leaving-town tax after they mention they only have a $1,000 left.

Vote Quimby
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice good idea, let em take out the US Third Fleet, various air craft carriers and submarines , the marines at Pendleton, the Navy Seals, let’s see what else…
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
people think i got the power 'cause i got the monkeys. nope. i got the power 'cause i’ll let the monkeys loose. they don’t UNDERSTAND they god damn don’t understand THAT and they god damn don’t understand ME. that’s ok. that’s all right, see. cause people, they understands MONKEYS
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Kids in the Hall - Monkeys
YouTube video by Crothers79
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah that's definitely OPI
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh wow he was wide open
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Florida what is this
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tennessee, your uniforms… why
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seriously
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a sloppy ass game
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“.. Mr. Paxton responds: ‘So to be honest with you, the numbers — when we did that convention — it dropped our numbers. Everybody’s numbers dropped. Right now, yeah, not good.’” @nytimes.com #TXsen www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u...
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RILEY
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 28/09/2026
I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👋
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LOL that didn't last long
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
South Alabama back up on Kentucky 21-14
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
0-5 Hell Yeah!
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Macintosh Classic II
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t imagine why these companies keep marketing to people who can’t remember all of the useless paid subscription services they’ve signed up for.
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The dog wagging its tails always gets a laugh from me because it’s true.
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Victoria Beaver @toribeav42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blaney’s hat flung off with the WORD WABASH looks like when the write the fight sound effects in comic books.
Hocevar punching blabey as his WABASH hat goes flying
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OH MY
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 4 Episode 1B - Sailing the Seven Zzz's - Frame 66
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In light of everything that’s going on
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST
Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HIRO MURAI!
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh man Tommy Lee Jones and Betty Gilpin in season 2 of The Lowdown
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That Katie Dippold!
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Testing
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jimmy James won an Emmy!
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stephen Root reading from "Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler"
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
STEPHEN ROOT
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FUCK YEAH
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Better Call Saul: Kim Wexler's Pew Pew Gesture
Alt: Better Call Saul: Kim Wexler's Pew Pew Gesture
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RHEA
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not satisfied with simply mastering the Single Panel Comic, pants has now chosen to elevate alt text to its own art form
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
LOL
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Umm the taunting was before he went into the end zone
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good Lord Saints
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 2 Episode 3A - The Lounge Singer - Frame 113
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why did they stop the clock?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
Come on now. “Eli Drinkwitz” sounds like someone is being made fun of, and not particularly creatively
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WHAT
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Skeered Bitey @thebitey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh yes www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjWP...
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Matt Groening (Full Episode) | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
YouTube video by Team Coco
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