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Goddamn, these movies are so fucking stupid.

It would be really funny if the only change they made in Endgame: Encore was Hulk doing 6-7 instead of dabbing in the restaurant scene.

Not enough people talk about the movie Dead Man. And that’s a real shame cuz it fuckin rules

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Working in a pharmacy I see so many people with names where I’m like “that’s not a real name. You made that shit up. Go get a real name.”

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They’re calling it the Most 2009 Thing Ever Created

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after the violent destruction of the Kido Butai (Jaxson Dart), the outcome of the Giants season is inevitable. they can never built a fleet carrier to battle the rest of the NFL. the Yamato-class J.J. McCarthy is beautiful, yet built for a different war. he will help provide a more glorious defeat

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So anyways, now I’m the laughing stock of Clark Creek Middle School

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There’s this Wonka competition show that popped up on Netflix, and the narrator sounded like John Lovitz doing a Gene Wilder voice, then I learned that it was an AI Gene Wilder and was utterly disgusted.

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I’m bad to bone *aide whispers in my ear* Bad to THE bone, jesus fucking Christ

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Being Megan McArdle should warrant prison time.

*taps mic* Fuck the Yankees

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My son called me Dada and now I’ve lost all meaning.

Putting Breaking Bad over The Wire is just “fetish for getting yelled at” type behavior

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“JJ Abrams is a fucking hack and we want the whole world to know it.”

Got a job interview with Glup Shitto later. y’all wish me luck

Yeah, we‘d have a narcissistic psychopathic child raping girlboss destroying the US and the world instead.

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Okay but can I bring a shopping bag full of white monsters to the interview?

Sick reference bro, my great grandfather would love this if he wasn’t dead.

A recycling poster parodying Gone With the Wind. It features the line “Frankly my dear, I DO give a can… for recycling!”

Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

*Encouragingly* Try that in a small town!

Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fall is here, time to enter the Lou Reed Zone

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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You know what Cat Stevens? I agree. I think it IS fine building jumbo planes.

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Libs just don’t believe in any kind of solidarity, huh?

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Shit like this is just proof that economics is not real and any degree in it is just a certificate in performing white collar crimes.

Hi-vis 🙂‍↔️ Bi-vis 🙂‍↕️

The existence of Dog the Bounty Hunter implies the possibility of Cat the Bail Bondsman

Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The baseball gods saw fit to postpone the O’s game tonight so I could watch Tolle pitch. How considerate of them!

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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’ll be honest, I’m probably gonna buy a Payton Tolle jersey after this season. If that has to be a Red Sox jersey then so be it. I can make peace with that later.

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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Godzilla Minus Zero trailer was made specifically to provide me with endorphins

Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I know a man holding in a horrific shit when I see him.

Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Damn are you from Tennessee? Cuz that was some rocky top.

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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

MLB fans be like “fuck yeah, Drungo’s back!”

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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Making up for all the time I’ve spent not reading Absolute Martian Manhunter by reading Absolute Martian Manhunter

They should make May Day a holiday where workers can get drunk on the job.

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Can’t get over how my baby is constantly making this face 😦 It’s so cute!

One of the building blocks of life. Just like posting.

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The sheer hubris of people trying to come in here and shout about the use of “skeets” is incredible. Like watching a drunkard screaming at the ocean.

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Not how solidarity works, idiot.

Leo with the “it’s an avocado! Thaaaanks!” face on

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media” Tell me it’s your first day on bluesky without telling me “it’s my first day on bluesky.”

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is this anything? i can no longer tell if this is anything

An edit of some media for the game Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, replacing the protagonist's face with that of Cathy from her eponymous comic, and the title edited to read "Ackackin's Creed IV: Ack Flag".

The font isn't a particularly good match because I couldn't be bothered downloading the right one but it's otherwise surprisingly good for a lazy edit.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026

"buhhh duhhh guhhh i'm going to give the pope a baseball jersey because he likes baseball" -broke idiot who doesn't understand why he's poor "i will gift his holiness with a majestic orb" -guy with head on a swivel who can clearly identify and take advantage of Money Moves when he sees them

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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The democrats may be stupid feckless losers but at least they’ll also sell out anyone and everyone that ever voted for the.

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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hard to imagine a more horrifying death happening to a more deserving person.