Reposted by theattack5popcore @popcore.bsky.social · 27/01/2026This Postman Situation is CONCERNING 2064332067
theattack5 @theattack5.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Kris and Anna came to one of my HS practices in the mid 2000s and he threw a pen on our field. no idea why/i cant remember. everyone was dumbfounded by her. she also told us if he cheated on her shed fuck all of his teammates. it was a really weird day. 160
Reposted by theattack5Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 27/01/2026There are people with principled takes on the 2nd Amendment, like the 1st. But if you ever believed that the American Right broadly supported 2nd Amendment rights, as opposed to rights for people who agreed with them, you are a fool. 1103292668
Reposted by theattack5Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"Every day, I wake up and see the news and I'm horrified. I think it is crazy that some people make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable." - Victor Wembanyama says about the killings in Minnesota Via DonHarris4/X 125119502410
Reposted by theattack5Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/01/2026If you'd like to reduce your blood pressure and eliminate a lot of needless in-fighting, I'd recommend muting or blocking Axios, Politico and Semafor as they seem to specialize in promoting quotes from anonymous Democratic contrarians in hopes of generating rage and engagement. 922616492
theattack5 @theattack5.bsky.social · 30/12/2025@bradleywoodrum.bsky.social really enjoyed all your work at BPro this year. thank you! 110
Reposted by theattack5Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/12/2025The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins. 378320625919
Reposted by theattack5Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 02/12/2025The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog 1247672
Reposted by theattack5ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/11/2025The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04 353906640
Reposted by theattack5"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 02/11/2025If Dave Roberts pitches Dreyer later maybe he is in a movie, and the movie is the The Three Musketeers (Wrobleski, Glasnow, Dreyer) 0263
Reposted by theattack5Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 02/11/2025Springer looked like he was running, looked at the plate, and recognized a girl in the crowd he went out with in high school 26612
Reposted by theattack5ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Untitled (flipped), by Marsden Hartley, early-mid 20th c, 📸 via @BlakeHHarris 141916265
Reposted by theattack5ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896 103087537
Reposted by theattack5Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Dodgers offense heading into Game 6: 011312
Reposted by theattack5Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 30/10/2025I once looked over someone's shoulder at a sporting event and they were reading my Twitter account. This was the worst day of my life 729019
Reposted by theattack5Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 28/10/2025If you see a baserunner outside by itself, don’t touch it. It’s probably just dazed, and its baseball team will come to retrieve it soon 08011
Reposted by theattack5Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds 7919277
Reposted by theattack5derek van vliet @derek.bike · 26/10/2025the thing that sets major league pitchers apart is their ability to tell if a baseball is ripe just by smelling it 10751119
Reposted by theattack5Matt Martell @mattmartell.fangraphs.com · 26/10/2025Can you imagine if Max Scherzer was pitching and had to wait for the Jonas Brothers concert? 928258
Reposted by theattack5Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 26/10/2025Had a little talk with my kid earlier because they were saying “locked in” constantly like a streamer. Then John Smoltz said it and he said “See, they say it on TV, it’s okay” so we had to have a second little talk about that 210411
Reposted by theattack5KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 25/10/2025i don't know howe to explain this but watching blake snell pitch is like having dental floss stuck in your back teeth during a very important business meeting 3478
Reposted by theattack5Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 25/10/2025this is exactly what it's like to watch him pitch, my godmedia.tenor.coma black and white cat is playing with a bottle on a table with percollective written in the cornerAlt: a black and white cat is playing with a bottle on a table with percollective written in the corner 0333
Reposted by theattack5"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 25/10/2025just figured out that Blake Snell is like if a cat was a pitcher 3493
Reposted by theattack5Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 04/08/2025A fun reminder that a loss of 60,000 jobs in and around academia is ~50% more than all coal mining jobs in the entire country. 4953001760
theattack5 @theattack5.bsky.social · 21/07/2025www.inquirer.com/news/new-jer...inquirer.comShore towns get no federal dollars for beach replenishments for the first time in almost 30 yearsThis year, zero dollars are budgeted for beach replenishment projects — the first time since 1996. It's possible that zero might carryover into next year. 010
Reposted by theattack5David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/05/20255G radiation made my fastball straight. 52494
Reposted by theattack5Andrew L. Seidel @andrewlseidel.bsky.social · 13/03/2025The girl was 12 years old. He's one of Trump's biggest promoters and legitimizers. He's prayed over Trump in the White House. Trump's been to his church. Greg Abbott tapped him on the anti-trans bathroom bills. Now he faces 100+ years in prison. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/megachurch...friendlyatheist.comMegachurch founder Robert Morris indicted on charges of "lewd acts" with a childRobert Morris, a Donald Trump ally, now faces up to 100 years behind bars 18928171020
Reposted by theattack5Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Bill Belichick saw Tom Brady get divorced and realized he needed to spend more time with his loved ones, which is why he has decided to promote his girlfriend to co-defensive coordinator alongside his two adult sons 531912
Reposted by theattack5b l a k e @num1handsomedad.bsky.social · 13/03/2025media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt has his hand to his mouthALT: a man in a blue shirt has his hand to his mouth 141
Reposted by theattack5#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 12/03/2025👀sfchronicle.comS.F. Tesla showroom has been operating without proper permits for nearly a decadeTesla's first San Francisco showroom on Van Ness Avenue operated for nearly a decade without a proper building permit. 1211820
Reposted by theattack5e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 24/02/2025This was obvious from his online cult for most of the last decade. Anyone who wasn't at this level of narcissism would have been appalled by basically every aspect of his fan culture. 21099
theattack5 @theattack5.bsky.social · 30/01/2025especially given how chalky NFL playoffs are at the CG/SB level 000
theattack5 @theattack5.bsky.social · 30/01/2025mathematically there is thought. NFLs scheduling mechanism also allows for the perception of more competition (bad teams get easier schedules, fewer games means you can look "closer" to being good - "we won 8 games! were almost a playoff team" 200
theattack5 @theattack5.bsky.social · 30/01/2025mlb also doesnt need to and shouldnt try to be like the nfl. theyre two totally different sports with different media fits! 000
theattack5 @theattack5.bsky.social · 30/01/2025scarcity of product and onboarding more fans from beijg first movers on fantasy/gambling. nfl has less parity than baseball and less impactful player movements between teams than mlb. its the weekly event based nature of the fandom. 200
Reposted by theattack5"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 25/01/2025the Orioles dynamic off-season continues apace 12756
theattack5 @theattack5.bsky.social · 30/01/2025because its not the salary cap that makes the nfl riveting. youre welcome. 100
Reposted by theattack5Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 17/01/2025baseball isn't "fair." agreed. also not fair is bob nutting being born into generational wealth, buying control of my team, and killing what was left of it for his own margins. do not let him get away with this framing 2948
Reposted by theattack5Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 17/01/2025sasaki signing with the dodgers does not prevent bob nutting from signing a right fielder. i do not care about "the rich getting richer" until my favorite team gives a cursory effort. sell the team if you can't 51128
Reposted by theattack5Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 29/01/2025"Yeah, that sounds like me" is a ridiculous response here. 41079
Reposted by theattack5David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Tom Brady is the only NFL broadcaster I've ever heard who doesn't sound absolutely out of his mind with delight at getting to call a play involving a stiff-arm. He was reaching for it, he knows he's supposed to do it, but he just lacks the buccal fat at this point. 41101740
