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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
hell yes
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popcore @popcore.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
There are people with principled takes on the 2nd Amendment, like the 1st. But if you ever believed that the American Right broadly supported 2nd Amendment rights, as opposed to rights for people who agreed with them, you are a fool.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
"Every day, I wake up and see the news and I'm horrified. I think it is crazy that some people make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable." - Victor Wembanyama says about the killings in Minnesota Via DonHarris4/X
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
If you'd like to reduce your blood pressure and eliminate a lot of needless in-fighting, I'd recommend muting or blocking Axios, Politico and Semafor as they seem to specialize in promoting quotes from anonymous Democratic contrarians in hopes of generating rage and engagement.
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theattack5 @theattack5.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
@bradleywoodrum.bsky.social really enjoyed all your work at BPro this year. thank you!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 02/12/2025
The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog

@GratefulKeg meme: They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother. Bane and a dog

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Dude, he left Juice in Oxford. 

It’s all over the OM message boards. Seriously. 

He left his dog behind…
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 02/11/2025
If Dave Roberts pitches Dreyer later maybe he is in a movie, and the movie is the The Three Musketeers (Wrobleski, Glasnow, Dreyer)
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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 02/11/2025
Springer looked like he was running, looked at the plate, and recognized a girl in the crowd he went out with in high school
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 01/11/2025
Hardware.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Untitled (flipped), by Marsden Hartley, early-mid 20th c, 📸 via @BlakeHHarris
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Dodgers offense heading into Game 6:
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 30/10/2025
I once looked over someone's shoulder at a sporting event and they were reading my Twitter account. This was the worst day of my life
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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 28/10/2025
If you see a baserunner outside by itself, don’t touch it. It’s probably just dazed, and its baseball team will come to retrieve it soon
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Clark @clrkaitken.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 26/10/2025
the thing that sets major league pitchers apart is their ability to tell if a baseball is ripe just by smelling it
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Matt Martell @mattmartell.fangraphs.com · 26/10/2025
Can you imagine if Max Scherzer was pitching and had to wait for the Jonas Brothers concert?
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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 26/10/2025
Had a little talk with my kid earlier because they were saying “locked in” constantly like a streamer. Then John Smoltz said it and he said “See, they say it on TV, it’s okay” so we had to have a second little talk about that
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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
i don't know howe to explain this but watching blake snell pitch is like having dental floss stuck in your back teeth during a very important business meeting
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
this is exactly what it's like to watch him pitch, my god
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a black and white cat is playing with a bottle on a table with percollective written in the corner
Alt: a black and white cat is playing with a bottle on a table with percollective written in the corner
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 25/10/2025
just figured out that Blake Snell is like if a cat was a pitcher
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
A fun reminder that a loss of 60,000 jobs in and around academia is ~50% more than all coal mining jobs in the entire country.
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theattack5 @theattack5.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
www.inquirer.com/news/new-jer...
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Shore towns get no federal dollars for beach replenishments for the first time in almost 30 years
This year, zero dollars are budgeted for beach replenishment projects — the first time since 1996. It's possible that zero might carryover into next year.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
5G radiation made my fastball straight.
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theattack5 @theattack5.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com fyi
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Andrew L. Seidel @andrewlseidel.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The girl was 12 years old. He's one of Trump's biggest promoters and legitimizers. He's prayed over Trump in the White House. Trump's been to his church. Greg Abbott tapped him on the anti-trans bathroom bills. Now he faces 100+ years in prison. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/megachurch...
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Megachurch founder Robert Morris indicted on charges of "lewd acts" with a child
Robert Morris, a Donald Trump ally, now faces up to 100 years behind bars
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Bill Belichick saw Tom Brady get divorced and realized he needed to spend more time with his loved ones, which is why he has decided to promote his girlfriend to co-defensive coordinator alongside his two adult sons
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b l a k e @num1handsomedad.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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a man in a blue shirt has his hand to his mouth
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 12/03/2025
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S.F. Tesla showroom has been operating without proper permits for nearly a decade
Tesla's first San Francisco showroom on Van Ness Avenue operated for nearly a decade without a proper building permit.
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Efficiency, obvs
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 24/02/2025
This was obvious from his online cult for most of the last decade. Anyone who wasn't at this level of narcissism would have been appalled by basically every aspect of his fan culture.
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 25/01/2025
the Orioles dynamic off-season continues apace
Baltimore Orioles owner wants a salary cap in MLB, says the business community is hopeful under Trump
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 17/01/2025
baseball isn't "fair." agreed. also not fair is bob nutting being born into generational wealth, buying control of my team, and killing what was left of it for his own margins. do not let him get away with this framing
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 17/01/2025
sasaki signing with the dodgers does not prevent bob nutting from signing a right fielder. i do not care about "the rich getting richer" until my favorite team gives a cursory effort. sell the team if you can't
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 29/01/2025
"Yeah, that sounds like me" is a ridiculous response here.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Tom Brady is the only NFL broadcaster I've ever heard who doesn't sound absolutely out of his mind with delight at getting to call a play involving a stiff-arm. He was reaching for it, he knows he's supposed to do it, but he just lacks the buccal fat at this point.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
“Unregretted” is such a weird word, I wonder who else would use such a weird word
Elon Musk’s altar ego using unregretted
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theattack5 @theattack5.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
@joshthomas.bsky.social
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The "obey in advance" bended-knee kowtowing to Trump by media outlets from the Post, LA Times, the ABC News $15M surrender to Trump's defamation claim, and more, is a sickening betrayal of the free press' role in a democracy. I hope good journalists will speak out and resist these assaults on truth
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Pulitzer Prize-winning Washington Post cartoonist Ann Telnaes announces she's quit the paper because her editors wouldn't print a cartoon going after Big Tech and media oligarchs paying tribute to to Trump A new low in mainstream media's post-Trump meltdown anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
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Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Plz be Saddam Hussein inside the Mayo suit
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
If a junior associate made up a case in a brief, they'd be fired, but if a computer program does it, it's the future of legal practice
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