Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialKybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 2hI like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit. 183245852
Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialliterallywhonobody.bsky.social @literallywhonobody.bsky.social · 9h 183891
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Listen I get triple damage is a pretty threatening but eight mana is a *lot* and that Convoke only helps so much with that. 150
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gremlins, though in my defense I was, like, six and delirious with fever. 000
Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is a pro candy corn account If you are against candy corn, send it to me and I'll make sure you never have to worry about it again 2169399
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That awkward moment at the doctor's office where you start up a quick game of Magic and they put down an Infect deck. 050
Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialArden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole. 2668222574
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hell, I don't think I'd trust it with a pancake recipe either. 4320
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comSensible ChuckleALT: Sensible Chuckle 000
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I prefer *paranormal* distribution myself. 000
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I guess I'm learning how to play Mahjong, 'cause I have to respect the artistry of this commitment to the horny bit. 030
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mono-green Gardener Gisa, who exiles creature cards from graveyards to make land tokens. 000
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The great irony is that it was a pair of booty shorts with "Juicy" written on the backside. Presumably. 000
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You play Deltarune? You should play Deltarune. 010
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think you *can* make a good combat system that involves large degrees of stat management as reward for certain playstyles; I just also... played Control, so I know Remedy isn't going to build one of those that's worth a damn. 020
Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialIris/アイリス 🏳️⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026funniest rom hack reasoning of all time 46100713654
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I love how this swaps their expressions basically. 0110
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Or at the very least have an actually clever name. "The Cucumber Salesman" has lewd implications and puts a vibrant image in people's brains. 030
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comAlready DeadALT: Already Dead 010
Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ringen.wikipedia.orgIron Ring - Wikipedia 2073682301
Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved 12771121698
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Listen, I got a fortune that was an FTX ad a few years back, I'll *take* vague nonsense over being told I have diamond hands again. 010
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Listen they're doing their best with a *very* strange and stressful situation they've found themselves in! ... It's just "Their best" is "Exactly what you'd expect from an emotionally volatile teenager." 010
Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialDr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This was Biden's ultimate failure. The inability to see that people weren't voting for Biden because they especially liked Biden. It was because they hated Trump. Now, Democrats are about to make the same mistake again. They think votes for them validate their inaction and their corporatism. 515432
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I get the *why* of the restriction but also, I feel like it would've been so neat to have, like, a bunch of the aspects of Jace from the story (The Nihilist, the Soldier, the Survivor, etc.) as cards at uncommon and have limited be this question of "Which Jace do I pick to Empower?" Ah well. 010
Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026GroverWhiteHaus 1231985
Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialhilkojj @hilkojj.nl · 22/09/202617 days until launch!! Watch the *alternative* trailer, voiced by Not Just Bikes. store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/... 281209342
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Genuinely I think the seasonal model was poison for that game on a scale hard to quantify. The sheer amount of *stuff* it demanded, that had to be *built to be completely disposable so you wouldn't miss it* was lunacy. 030
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Listen, I'm well aware I'm putting on the rainbow wig and painting on the face, but I'm willing to clown it out one last time. If they actually manage to do it, and learn from a half decade of failure, I'll be back. 020
Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Wait, politics are REAL?!" 2838156
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don't know how to explain this to you, but you are aware of the *concept* of friends poking fun at each other, yeah? 0160
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All I remember is he stepped up to the plate to challenge Huatli at the Seles-Naya-fication speedrun after she claimed the crown from Ajani back in the day. 010
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Iirc a lot of these were basically recorded in this huge, empty-ass warehouse for *maximum* reverb 'cause otherwise people were too annoyed by how loud he could get. We just don't make warehouses empty enough these days, smh. 0260
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it? 010
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Definitely a fact worth knowing, but I feel the need to point out that booby traps do not check political affiliation before firing. That's what eyeballs are for. 000
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I hate to kill the whimsy quite as much as that trap will kill that rat, but iirc these were basically advertised as pest traps because "Booby traps for people" were super duper illegal... and that's what these were for. 2180
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Abso-Loot garbage, my favorite type of deckbuilding. 010
Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialMom @milph.mom · 14/09/2026When you see a lot of content creators start talking about it seriously and make 10 outrage culture war videos, everyone needs to reply with “for an upper pre-school audience”. 8845266
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Exactly. You can *feel* the "But that doesn't make any fucking sense, Jace" in the bones of the entire set. It's great. 120
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The set's so messy but so... earnest? It's a real treat. 100
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'll be honest the series kinda went downhill after they introduced the sixth planeteer with the Mustard power ring. 020
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The game isn't to guess which ones; the game is to guess *when.* 010
Reposted by @the5lacker.bsky.socialSirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Still stand by what I wrote years ago about that shit 011925
the5lacker.bsky.social @the5lacker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comSensible ChuckleALT: Sensible Chuckle 0370
