Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 16hAmericans‘ options: 1) Move to Canada 2) Pray to deity of one’s choosing for relatively merciful death 000
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child? Those goddamn anti-drug PSAs you’d be watching cartoons with your defenses lowered then out of nowhere SNAKE MAN MOTHERFUCKER 000
Reposted by Nobody SpecialBilly Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There is no McTry. There is only: 483088564
Reposted by Nobody SpecialFrancesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026September 30th / October 1st 116226
Reposted by Nobody SpecialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice 561707198
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Usually I put more effort into these but fuck it and fuck Cornell 010
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just because those shitwits can’t read doesn’t make writing an essay a punishment. 000
Reposted by Nobody SpecialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026can't believe mayor mamdani just dropped a timothée chalamet diss track 830533
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Starting a rumor right now that Newsom ejaculates on spiders in what at first was an attempt to produce a spider-son but then became it’s own thing and now he can’t stop.motherjones.comNewsom vetoes bill that would ban extraditions for abortion and gender-affirming careCalifornia’s pro-repro rights governor rejects a key protection that 18 blue states have enshrined into law. 001
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In continuation of things crashing and burning 000
Reposted by Nobody SpecialMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY 258144036833
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mitch McConnell returns to Capital Hill for his senate duties 011
Reposted by Nobody SpecialThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate 37820131
Reposted by Nobody SpecialThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal… 433797666
Reposted by Nobody SpecialPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15233971116110
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Dog winds up in a research station. Things happen. 100
Reposted by Nobody SpecialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if we can't scroll then sad news can't reach us 1773481
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 26/08/2026God is taking the good ones before things on Earth get REALLY bad. That is the only logical explanation for all of this. 010
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 26/08/2026HOW DO YOU KEEP MISSING HIM HE’S LITERALLY BRIGHT ORANGE 000
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Can’t wait for the opinion piece My Boss Can Shove It 000
Reposted by Nobody SpecialBlack.Metronome 🇧🇧 🇧🇲 @blackmetronome.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026Only the fucking pigs would arrest Spider-Man for doing his job 17516137
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 09/08/2026static.klipy.comAlan Grant: Now It All Makes Sense (Jurassic Park)ALT: Alan Grant: Now It All Makes Sense (Jurassic Park) 010
Reposted by Nobody SpecialFrancesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Statement via…static.klipy.comOuija Board Paranormal SessionALT: Ouija Board Paranormal Session 1516
Reposted by Nobody SpecialIndie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 28/07/2026LMFAO 9124814141
Reposted by Nobody SpecialThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026‘I Was Once A Normal Little Boy Like You,’ Disney World Donald Duck Warns Terrified Child theonion.com/i-was-once-a-normal-li… 171617230
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The Flintstones reboot looks intenseyoutu.beThe End of Oak Street | Tickets now on sale | In Theaters & IMAX August 14YouTube video by Warner Bros. 000
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Loved this lil guy so I added a bit more detail and you know what they say about him and details 🤘 000
Reposted by Nobody SpecialAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This isn’t vandalism, it’s art – and reminds me I must watch They Live again 74114831
Reposted by Nobody SpecialTurner Classic Movies @tcmtv.bsky.social · 13/07/2026We say goodbye to the versatile Sam Neill. Whether he was a despicable villain or a dedicated paleontologist dodging dinosaurs, Neill brought warmth and natural charisma to his characters in a career spanning more than five decades. Our thoughts are with his family and friends. 225151
Reposted by Nobody SpecialSiri Dahl @siridahl.com · 11/07/2026YOU’RE GONNA FUCKING LIKE IT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I GODDAMN GUARANTEE IT! 6710241
Reposted by Nobody SpecialGordon Wark 🤬💥😡🔥🕗🕕🕓🕖 @1stwark.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Cartoonists Are The Only Real Journalists Left In The USA. 528205945893
Nobody Special @the-kreeture.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Oh no I ain’t falling for the “is he dead or not” bullshit like with Trump either show McConnell‘s decomposing corpse or be quiet. 000
Reposted by Nobody SpecialKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The Freedom 250 fireworks were evacuated due to a thunderstorm. It took a while, but channeling Storm ten years ago is finally paying off! 36123276
Reposted by Nobody Specialbig lou @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 08/01/2025being on bluesky 178250232688
Reposted by Nobody SpecialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/06/2026(inventing the human condition) let's make it exhausting 18684112
Reposted by Nobody SpecialKeith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Centrists/MAGA: democratic socialism doesn’t work Mamdani: Centrists/MAGA: it’s all empty promises Mamdani: Centrists/MAGA: it’ll destroy this country Mamdani: rent freeze on rent stabilized apartments for two years Centrists/MAGA: it will never work outside of… wait you can do that? 413228
Reposted by Nobody SpecialAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026if God were all-loving but not all-powerful, they’d have a good religion on their hands. “He’d love to save you but he needs our help! We all need to work together to fulfill god’s dream” But noooooo they insisted upon “omnipotent” 141409
