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Courtenay Harris

@thatharrisguy.bsky.social
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Born in Miami. Live in Fort Worth. Heart in Green Bay. Award-Winning Baker. Teacher. Business Owner. | christophersbakery.com "I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people."

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15h
Year later than I expected but we're here now
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 15h
What I DON'T want to do is bake these 400 cookies after I get off work.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 18h
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's so annoying when drivers insist on ignoring your shortcut directions so they can sit in traffic.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Y'all getting to Texas temperatures when we FINALLY have gotten under 100° is so cruel.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jealous.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gotta love October baseball.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We gotta take a whole season of wins!!!
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evan Williams remains a stud.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Damb. That looked bad.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coop hurt?
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alright, close this one out defense. This shouldn't be a one score game again.
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Dr. Wendy Bohon @drwendyrocks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you know what to do if you feel earthquake shaking? If you live in North America and the ground starts to shake the recommended action is to “drop, cover, and hold on”.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't have all my tools, so I deconstructed it today.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also waving at @hollyanderson.bsky.social from Cobb County
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Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello
ALT: Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cousin weekend means I'm in the kitchen making macaroni and cheese, greens, beef tips, caramel cake and pecan pie. I'm not doing a thing the rest of this weekend.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Factual.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm already of the belief that this season is karma for Josh Jacobs. Now, we're doubling down?!
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Vince Lombardi: What The Hell's Going On Out Here?!
ALT: Vince Lombardi: What The Hell's Going On Out Here?!
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 01/10/2026
Here's a funny thing about the right to vote: it wasn't won by voting.
Two suffragists in period dress, ceremonially putting ballots into a ballot box. The background has been replaced with an elaborate collage of 19th C printing-press parts. The ballots are glowing with radiant spikes. The face of the ballot box has been replaced with an Nvidia Vera Lynn GPU.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elite skeet.
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 30/09/2026
NBC News gathered nine volunteers to check the same StubHub ticket at the same time for Harry Styles’ Oct. 30 concert. They saw eight different prices.
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For the same ticket on StubHub, different prices for different people
NBC News volunteers saw eight different prices for the exact same Harry Styles ticket on StubHub. The company said it’s running random price experiments.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How does the saying go? If you have 15, you don't have 1...
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brother, at this point, I'll believe it when I see it.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three new offensive linemen in one week is about as big an indictment as it gets. I just know they hated having to admit that.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tim Barker @wxboi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Since lots of folks have taken to calling this a 'Super El Nino', and that seems like an arbitrary and made-up name, I hearby decree that we should call it an 'Artificial El Nino' instead. Because, well, why not? This decree should have as much impact as other recent re-naming decrees.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I refuse to buy candy bars on this premise.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
The GOP is an opposition party even when it's in power, the idea that they are the perpetual underdog is central to their internal mythology and can't be disturbed by facts or the results of elections. It's also why they're bad at, you know, governing.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They deserved that. Honestly. I can't wait to go to work tomorrow. We can ignore anything that happened before that kick.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This kick deserves to be blocked.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just stop.
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Andy Dunlop Make It Stop
ALT: Andy Dunlop Make It Stop
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
don’t think i’ve said this here on bluesky in years, but here it is: pls don’t reply with your fantasy football shit. i simply don’t give a shit about ff. that industry helped mire us in the current gambling/prop bet quagmire we are in. enjoy your ff — i just ain’t tryna hear it.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mercifully, the Mariners season is over.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't want to hear anything about the Green Bay Packers on my television today. I will turn football off. I swear.
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are lots of ways to answer this and one of them is that studying history makes you a better citizen and our public universities have an obligation to produce good citizens. History education is essential to a republican model of government. Engineering is not.
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tell Michigan I want them to know it was me
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Swamp hasn't rocked like this in how long?
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Super cool story.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The NCAA would be an example of the sort of group that, with a little collective action, could turn the tide of history a bit here. Especially with the election so close.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Future Green Bay Packer Jadan Baugh is baugh-lin.
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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Texas Oklahoma AND Kansas Just jaw dropping reading this
Statement reads: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The Kansas Livestock Association, Oklahoma Cattlemen's Association and Texas Cattle Feeders Association are closely monitoring reported U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) activity affecting agricultural communities in Oklahoma, Kansas, and Texas.
Our organizations respect the responsibility of federal agencies to enforce the law. At the same time, cattle producers, feedyards, dairies, livestock markets, processors, and other rural businesses depend on a stable workforce to care for animals, protect food safety, and keep the supply chains operating. Sudden workforce disruptions can create immediate animal-welfare, operational, and economic consequences that extend well beyond an individual business. These ICE operations are having a massive chilling effect on the legal, documented, skilled workers that put beef on the table and keep the cattle supply chain moving. Additionally, these types of disruptions will lead to higher beef prices for consumers.
Reported impacts to our organizations throughout the past few days have been:
•Thousands of fed cattle slated for shipping to processors now delayed, resulting in millions of dollars in lost revenue and additional costs.
• Workforce disruptions at numerous supply chain chokepoints such as feedyards, dairies, processors, feed and grain companies, transportation hubs, and community services.
These disruptions come at a time of enhanced focus and pressure on the cattle and beef supply chain. They are a costly and unnecessary impact to cattle producers already suffering from unwelcome political interference to both the markets as well as the physical supply chain. Frustratingly, the harm these actions cause to cattle producers last for days and weeks after such operations conclude.
We urge federal officials to conduct enforcement actions in a lawful, orderly, and transparent manner; respect due process; and communicate clearly with affected employers and communities.
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made it past the halfway point, but really had to ask why I was doing it to myself.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You finished it?! I couldn't do it.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At least Cisse is fast?
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Damn.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Packers defense just out there guessing right now.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The over pursuit is killing this defense.
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