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Courtenay Harris

@thatharrisguy.bsky.social
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Born in Miami. Live in Fort Worth. Heart in Green Bay. Award-Winning Baker. Teacher. Business Owner. | christophersbakery.com "I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people."

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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't have all my tools, so I deconstructed it today.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trey Smack.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This story is really important because that train does keep hitting people and rail is a mess in this country, but maybe someone else should've written it because what is this? Ma'am, your biases are showing.
Brightline's parent company aspires to create additional train routes all over the country. It has been embraced by pro-transit wonks and former President Joe Biden's train-nerd transportation secretary, Pete Buttigieg, as well as by tech-world influencers and members of the Trump administration. In a February press release announcing that it would investigate a federally funded California high-speed-rail project that has become a decade-plus boondoggle, Donald Trump's Department of Transportation praised Brightline by comparison, citing its "impressive work" on Brightline West, the company's second route. Still under construction,
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hilarious headline. All of this could've been avoided if they just asked nicely?
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
What?! Wasn't Gutey just talking about how good a job he was doing?! Guess everybody got their wish. I wish him well. Seems like a decent dude.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
No, thank you. Y'all enjoy, though.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
This being the first comment and reply on this Lamar Jackson article sure is something. Can't quite put my finger on it, though.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
In this country, capitalism always wins. Cord-cutting only made things worse for everybody.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Nope. Just this clean, simple beauty.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Damn. You mad?
Screenshot from Wordle. It says you got it! Nice guess.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
We talked about finding a black Barbie with blonde hair and if dying her hair would make it fall out.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
🙏🏾
Bryan Woo, Seattle’s only All-Star starter this year, has not pitched since Sept. 19 because of pectoral inflammation. Jerry Dipoto, the Mariners’ president of baseball operations, said after Game 5 that he expected Woo to pitch at some point in the ALCS but had not yet made any formal roster decisions.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Roof's open, folks.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Brother, I've heard that soundtrack enough times for a lifetime. (And they sing EVERY song this way)
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Of course he does...
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This 6 song stretch on 'Where Does This Door Go' is such an all-time heat check. I forgot how heavy in the rotation this used to be.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
If you ever wanted to hear a gym full of second graders singing K-Pop Demon Hunters while playing dodgeball, here you go. I'm not lying to y'all. This movie is the biggest thing on Earth right now.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
So, this is the Trojan Horse? Y'all know you can just provide fewer working days/hours and prevent burnout withOUT artificial intelligence, right?
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I mean, if we're being honest, she was probably already too big for the show a year ago.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Feed this directly into my veins.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
🍅🍅🍅🗑️🗑️🗑️ BOO! ESPN Sucks.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The painting in question. Not hard to envision it being any number of wealthy people today - including (especially) Trump. artfiles.randomdailyart.com/Hieronymus-F...
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My phone automatically sending me this notification made me smile. Well, after I got past the depressing content, which wasn't your fault @txnewsprincess.bsky.social.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Ms. Cobel really going through some things, huh?
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
🤣🤣🤡🤡 Putin went into that meeting, looked at Trump dead in the eyes and said, "I'm the president now."
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is the part way too many people are missing. It's happening here.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Yeah, right buddy.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Yeah, that sounds like the Packers offense.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
They heard our cries?
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
How?
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
And just how much will this cost? Where DOGE at?
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
10th grade student read my shirt aloud. The words out of his mouth were, "It's all geek time."
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Few things scream "victory" like 16,000 unemployed US citizens.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Whether in Green Bay or Greece, it's always #GoPackGo.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Honestly? Good.
NBC Sports Google Notification about the Packers refusing to renew season tickets to people who sell their seats all the time.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Nasty work.
An Athletic notification saying that Carolina extended Hubert Davis.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Exhibit B: our class picture for the yearbook (I encourage this behavior - I was also wearing an unapologetically black hoodie, too)
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Exhibit A: my faculty picture this year.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I mean, is this not what y'all voted for?
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Stuff like this is triggering. Growing up in a black, conservative church, phrases like this were common. It's why the Dems don't fight, as @solomonmissouri.bsky.social wants. Because they're offering thoughts and prayers, too. It just sounds different.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I want him off my team.
The Athletic headline reading "Heat planning to suspend Jimmy Butler for 2 games after missing team flight: Source"
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
www.christophersbakery.com Winner of DFW's Best Bakery & Dessert in 2021. We ship a lot of our products across the country, too. We would appreciate all the support we can get!
A whole vanilla pound cake from Christopher's Bakery on a glass cake plate against a teal background.Two cocoa pound cake slices from Christopher's Bakery on a table against a white background.Vanilla Wafer Cake slices from Christopher's Bakery on a cake plate sitting on a window sill.A stack of chocolate chip cookies from Christopher's Bakery with a glass of milk in the background, all on a table surrounded by chocolate chips.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Man, I appreciate you. www.christophersbakery.com Winner of DFW's Best Bakery & Dessert in 2021. We ship a lot of our products across the country, too.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Winter Wonderland here in DFW. Glad I still have the tree (and this very appropriate ornament) up.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
"Ascending" is certainly one way to describe a team that lost to Tommy Cutlets and wheezed past Carolina.
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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I asked my sister...
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