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Only follow me if you want to be bored. Fan of Arsenal football club and dad jokes. He/him

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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 1h
This is a fun version of Janet Jackson's "If". From the notes, the original recording didn't have a bass line. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4CG...
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Janet Jackson - If (Bass Cover)
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 1h
Came across this account posting all sorts of misogynistic crap about Korean women (note their pfp) and spamming popular hashtags. Fortunately nobody is following them yet, but blocking them seems wise. Handle is in alt-text.
account handle is rof0820
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kat @katproto.girlonthemoon.xyz · 16h
CLC gave us all concept whiplash but i've been thinking of this one lately. nice little city pop www.youtube.com/watch?v=khEW_JABKjw
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Nathan Phillips @nathanphillips.bsky.social · 9h
I built a tool that aggregates all the headlines across the Arsenal men's, women's, and academy teams plus top social posts and podcasts to make keeping track of everything easier. It made sense to make it an email so I could read it wherever I wanted. Now you can get it too if you want it.
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[Sept 30] Man City found guilty, Odegaard ankle injury, Gyokeres scores again, and more
Men Manchester City found guilty of almost all 115 Premier League financial charges An independent commission found City guilty of sham payments, of...
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 10h
Gallows humour, but that farcical penalty against Arsenal also happened to Villa the men's tournament - and look who it involved 👀 www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
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Tyrone Mings handball: Aston Villa punished in Champions League after defender's 'moment of madness'
Tyrone Mings became the first Englishman to concede a penalty on his Champions League debut in bizarre fashion as Aston Villa lost to Brugge.
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 10h
Of course we had to fuck it up in the last few minutes.
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 11h
Leah getting nutmegged for that Paris goal 😑
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 11h
"For the first time in this campaign, Arsenal have scored more than one goal" 😭
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 11h
Thank heavens for Russo. I was convinced that sequence wasn't going anywhere.
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 12h
I'm so confused as to who has the rights to the Women's Champions League in Canada. OneSoccer supposedly has it, but their schedule just links to the mens CPL 🤔
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 16h
😳 Pep before cheats verdict: “If you lie to me, the day after I am not here. I will be out and I will not be your friend anymore.” Pep after verdict: “I am, always have been, always will, be behind my club, my owner, my chairman, Ferran, the players staff, Enzo and you, our unique supporters.”
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This shot of NMIXX's Haewon looks like it could come out of a urban fantasy film. You can almost hear her saying "follow me if you want to live".
Haewon from NMIXX on a dark staircase holding a glowing bow
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, that was a wild phone call. Discovered that I am an orphan (we have been estranged for a long time), and that I have step-siblings who are taking care of all the arrangements 😮
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shamchester City reaching for that "irrefutable evidence"
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feveritch @feveritch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Immensely proud of the whole Ødegaard family
From a 2016 Der Spiegel article:

One sentence stands out in the mountain of data full of greed and megalomania. It was written by Hans Erik Odegaard of Norway in December 2015, after Real Madrid signed his 16-year-old son to the team, hailing him as one of Europe's most talented players. Spanish lawyers had calculated the effect a tax-saving image rights company might have on the player's revenues.

But Odegaard's father had some concerns and wrote: "He will anyway earn a lot of money, so it's also a moral question about how much effort he shall do, trying to save some tax money when other people are struggling much more to pay their bills." The Football Leaks data contains several million documents, and it takes a lot of searching to find one like that.

Martin Odegaard also isn't so easy to find these days. He currently plays mostly on Real's reserve team and has only played for the main team twice. He is reportedly unhappy in Madrid.
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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m hearing that Win the dog ate Manchester City’s irrefutable evidence.
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Jag @mancgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kieran Maguire on 5 live right now saying for every £1 sponsors paid Sham City, the owners put in £8. Put like that somehow makes is sound even worse than what we’ve already seen.
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M @captainmeg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[runs in, panting] SHAMCHESTER CITY FOOTBALL CLUB
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Lucy Gunner @lucyagunner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everton were docked 8 pts for £25 million….. So £900 million….cheerio! Utterly despicable
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to hear "Same old City, always cheating" chanted at every 115 FC game from now on.
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Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @tim-stillman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New series we’re doing looking at some historical landmarks near the Emirates 🙂
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the gendarme advised the public to avoid the roads surrounding the collapsed cheese shop, as they were covered with de Brie
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PRINT OF THE DAY Today’s print was captured outside Leicester Square Station on a rainy night. I love the mix of colours as the bus speeds past, with all those vibrant lights and reflections dancing in the puddle below. My wife says this one looks like a painting. If you like this print see below
Photo of A couple waiting to cross the road as a bus zooms past
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I suggest blocking the City fan (hack28) Nathan is quoting. Not just for that post.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 27/09/2026
if youre still in line at the etihad to collect your trophy, stay in line
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After that terrible result, something to soothe the soul. NMIXX's Lily covers Olivia Dean. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R71s...
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‘Olivia Dean - So Easy (To Fall In Love)’ Covered by NMIXX LILY | 릴코딩
YouTube video by NMIXX
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Given that half the WSL games are behind a second paywall in Canada, yeah, I'm loathe to pay to be miserable.
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courtney @courtneyjoy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when i said i didn’t want arsenal to blow the league in october again i didn’t mean we should blow it in september :(
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Five minutes is enough to find a goal" The commentator hasn't watched this team 😭
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Anna @injuryfc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's bad
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FFS Caitlin, you do not have time for another touch while deep on their box
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh, would have been hilarious if Fox had scored from that rebound off McCabe.
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LMAO @ McCabe getting a yellow for time wasting 😂
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After all that pressure, another defensive mistake does us 😑
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😑
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oof, that was a sexy pass from Lessi to Baum. Shame Mariona couldn't take advantage of the opportunity.
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And of course the home fans are singing the "We've got McCabe" chant. Can't even come up with their own 😂
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enjoying the commentators noting the historical lack of atmosphere at the Bridge 😏
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's hoping we don't get to see McCabe score a banger 😑 #COYG
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Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @tim-stillman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Midfield three of Kim, Kyra and Stanway with Mariona wide (with potential of Batlle inverting too) feels like Arsenal are focusing on outnumbering Chelsea in midfield today.
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some of these would make good wallpapers for your phone
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Went and checked their sub-reddit and the highlighted comment came *so close* 😂 As for the first one, convenient of them to ignore what the likes of Brighton and Brentford have done within the rules.
Quote "With some of the punishments these people are demanding, you'd think City was guilty of match fixing for 10 straight years"
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Phil @mngunnerdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Leah Williamson flipping double birds flashing a big old smile is how I feel when nation state City grovel about being hard done.
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Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 26/09/2026
Sometimes, your news feed serves up a perfect pairing.
Two news articles.
The first one is illustrated with a photo of Jensen Huang. It is from the Verge. The headline reads:

"Jensen Huang talks about AI and climate change like a supervillain."

The second article has an illustration of two people walking past each other. One is glancing back. There's a tall clock between them. This one is from the New Yorker. The headline reads:

"Why People Aren't Having Kids."
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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We can't trust food from the US. It's all tainted and foul, with no safety standards.
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Whistleblower alleges millions of Driscoll’s berries sent to Canada with excess chemical levels | CBC News
A whistleblower lawsuit in California is alleging millions of pounds of Driscoll's fruit containing non-compliant levels of pesticides and chemicals crossed the border into Canada, and the company tri...
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looked at their transfer history. Players such as De Bruyne, Walker, Stones, Bernardo Silva and Ederson were signed *before* the 2018/19 season and played for the club through 2022/23. Their entire history is tainted.
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looked at their transfer history. Players such as De Bruyne, Walker, Stones, Bernardo Silva and Ederson were signed *before* the 2018/19 season and played for the club through 2022/23. Their entire history is tainted.
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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 25/09/2026
"Sister Midnight -- Daughter of the Moon" by Mike Mignola
painting by Mike Mignola of a skeleton in a habit-like outfit with a huge amulet/necklace. really good watercolor-y background that looks vaguely stellar
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hwasa really knows how to work a crowd. Also nice to see a sign language interpreter on the big screen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiYx...
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화사 (HWASA) - ‘So Cute’ at Rock in Rio 2026
YouTube video by HWASA
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