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Only follow me if you want to be bored. Fan of Arsenal football club and dad jokes. He/him

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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Catching up, and we got a Madueke assist? 😍
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I need to see this happen
John Oliver reacting to a David Ornstein post about Manchester City being found guilty on virtually all charges
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's not wrong
David Raya holding a bottle of Head & Shoulders shampoo
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, it's rightly dominated football discourse on here for the last couple of weeks. To illustrate the impact of their cheating:
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Top trolling at Old Trafford: www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Ticker Banner at Old Trafford displaying how many years it's been since Sham City last won a trophy
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This #K-Pop classic needs to be on this site. See alt-text for context. Adding these hashtags seems appropriate #Twice #momo 😁
Thread from 2019 showing Jack Phan's journey from (a) confusion about Momo of K-Pop group Twice trending higher than an ongoing Apple keynote to (b) becoming a fan of the group and (c) being embraced by the fandom.
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Their team might be getting a shellacking, but fair play to the Croatian kids who came up with this banner.
"It's not coming home" banner displayed by Croatia fans.
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Promoting NMIXX by putting them on an airliner is novel. But I bet there are some fans who are already scheming on how to get on one of those flights so they can get the unique photo cards.
Airplane with promotional NMIXX livery running between 26.11.11 - 27.04.30Blurred image of NMIXX promotional photocards
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Came across this account posting all sorts of misogynistic crap about Korean women (note their pfp) and spamming popular hashtags. Fortunately nobody is following them yet, but blocking them seems wise. Handle is in alt-text.
account handle is rof0820
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This shot of NMIXX's Haewon looks like it could come out of a urban fantasy film. You can almost hear her saying "follow me if you want to live".
Haewon from NMIXX on a dark staircase holding a glowing bow
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Went and checked their sub-reddit and the highlighted comment came *so close* 😂 As for the first one, convenient of them to ignore what the likes of Brighton and Brentford have done within the rules.
Quote "With some of the punishments these people are demanding, you'd think City was guilty of match fixing for 10 straight years"
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This quote from self-avowed City fan Simon Hattenstone in the Guardian demonstrates the delusion they are under www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Quote from Simon Hattenstone in the Guardian "at least we still have our anni mirabiles when we did the unprecedented domestic quadruple (2018-19), and treble including the Champions League (2022-23). There was barely a whiff of scandal in these years"
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BlueSky / Twitter
Cesc Fabregas the Young HeroCesc Fabregas the Snake
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Damnit, I've resisted getting into K-Pop merch, but this book for NMIXX's sixth album "Strange Muse" might break that resolve if it turns out to be in English in addition to Korean. Doesn't hurt that Lily confirmed the art was not AI slop (sadly getting traction in Korean media).
Cover of "The Mixxtopia Saga" book, included in the Saga variant of the NMIXX's sixth album "Strange Muse"
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Guardian Football section not holding back on pointing out the Spursiness 🥔
Headline: Spurs finally score but Emery's mean seal first win in Premier League

Bullet: Villa move up to 15th, Spurs drop into the bottom three where they'll stay
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Man Utd supporting mate of mine subscribes to FourFourTwo and just got this in the mail. He's not exactly chuffed 😂
Cover of FourFourTwo magazine featuring Mikel holding the Premier League trophy
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Heh, came across a 115 Charges FC fan being salty about a K-Pop idol (Woni from Rescene) supporting Arsenal 😂
Reddit exchange where a City fan gets salty about Woni from Rescene supporting The Arsenal
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Even the comments on the Guardian match report for the League Cup win are dunking on Ipswich fan Ed Sheeran 😂 www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Comment "I didn't think things could get much worse for Ed Sheeran tonight, but there you go!"
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Blues Brothers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The Blue Brothers, a fictional band from the eponymous 1980 movie
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The comments on that video are peak
Sample Youtube comments from a video about Hieronymous Bosch butt music - "Anyone here 600 years later and still listening to this?" and "Only 15th-Century kids will remember this"
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This on the need to switch the Korean football season due to the effects of climate change is both depressing and interesting www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
Quote: "The KMA said that since that early last century, summers have become 25 days longer with winters 22 days shorter."

Note: KMA is the Korean Meterological Association
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What do you mean "unwanted history"? It's *the* history of the 🥔
BBC reaction to Totteringham failing to score a goal after four league games is "Unwanted history for Spurs"
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The account with all of one follower at the bottom of this screenshot is worth a block. Handle in alt-text
Sample reply from account "victoriouschud" for your blocklists
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And it turns out the CEO of their agency is a gooner. I love that he tried to promote the group on an Arsenal fan site.
"I also heard CEO is a huge Arsenal and soccer fan"Quote: "it's said that he posted about you on an Arsenal fan site"Quote: "if you ever get to perform at Arsenal's stadium, I think the CEO will cry his eyes out"
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ødegaard's facial hair
Prompt - "Write a horror story using only 3 words"
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Top bit of banter from the Guardian match report on the scousers win over atleti.
Quote: "Llorente was the scourge of Anfield yet again when Alvarez threaded a pass behind the home defence and the right wing-back raced clear on goal. The man who named his dog Anfield after scoring twice to eliminate Jürgen Klopp’s team from the competition in 2020"
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mildly apropos to today's match, this Korean chef is known as Napoli Matfia
Picture of Napoli Matfia, the winner of Korean show "Culinary Class Wars"
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You can see what it connects to around 28:46, just bear in mind your specific TV may connect to different endpoints youtu.be/6IFVTcM28KA?...
Sample list of endpoints connected to by an LG Smart TV
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I say this with love, but this exchange has lots of "He's 28 until he's 29" energy 😂
An exchange about which players have "left" the club, where one person points out that Reiss-Nelson was out on loan for the last two seasons
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Guardian using a picture of McCabe for their Chelski WSL preview is certainly a choice 😑
Guardian WSL preview of Chelsea's season with a picture of Katie McCabe
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And frankly, I'd be fine if this transfer rumour goes the same way Vini's did.
"Alvarez still wants to move to Barcelona" with Doctor Doom in the background
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Going to miss Martinelli if the Saudi rumour is accurate. Everyone remembers his goal against Chelski, and him running interference for Dowman last season was also a highlight. But this goal against Bayern where he beat Neuer 😘
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another troll for your blocklists. Handle is stevie55
stevie55 is trolling
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Heh, Momo of Twice is going viral for her pokemon card antics, and l love that people in the comments don't have a problem with it.
Screenshot of post from r/pokemonTCG with 46K upvotes. Shows Momo of K-Pop group Twice taking a graded pokemon card out of its case and putting it on her face and phone.
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The perfect example of so-called AI eating it's own tail to comedic effect 🤡
One of the Copilot sources is straightred ai, which in turn is "AI-powered"
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
With apologies to Musa as I had to clean up the screenshot. This individual in his replies deserves a block for some deeply racist stuff they've been posting and reposting from shitter. Handle is in alt text
Sample of the posts from disguisedinvirtue
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney Princess Wrong answers only
Riccardo Calafiori
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Arsenal fans watching the unveiling of Mbappé 😎
Arsenal fans watching the eclipse at the Emirates stadium
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ah, just realized arseblog had similar thoughts 😑 arseblog.com/2026/08/myle...
Quote from arseblog "Myles would be – if the club were willing to sell – a more valuable option, in my opinion at least. I had to laugh at the idea we’d let him go for £45m, that seems absurd, because a young, talented, English player on a long contract would bring in a lot more money in this current market."
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Couldn't quote the original, but this option just popped up for me. Click on the three dot menu on someone's profile to get this drop down menu. Useful if you want to only see someone's posts, and not any reposts they make.
Profile menu showing "Hide reposts in feeds"
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
TIL that there are street side EV chargers in Europe, and EV owners bring their own cable to plug into them.
A VW EV connected to a streetside EV charger in Europe
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Choosing an Atletico shirt instead of a 115 Charges shirt? I'm liking this guy 😏
BBC Sport blog entry talking about Choi San of Ateez wearing an Atletico shirt, but not knowing who he is.
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Arsenal fans when the Bruno announcement drops
Bae, Haewon and Sullyoon from NMIXX making kissy kissy gestures to Lily as she backs away
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Credit to @spazzzy.bsky.social for this
Don't believe shit until the Ornstein bomb.
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have never regretted this
Hecto Bellerins name and number on an Arsenal shirt
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
FYI for arsenal fans. This particular reply-guy (literally, that's all they do) is for your block list. Their handle is ldlz
ldlz.bsky.social being salty that Arsenal are Premier League Champions
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm not sure if Benjamin meant to emulate Emi Martinez or not, but stopping the video at this point was ill-advised on my part 😂
Ben White holding a trophy in a horizontal position in front of his pelvis
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Spotted on the nmixx sub-reddit, this fan poster for her book/film club live stream is full of great in-fandom jokes. A highlight is the reference to her infamous "Rahhh Capitalism" line.
Fan poster for "Lily's lost the plot" where she will be live streaming discussion of the movie "Interstellar".

The credits are full of inside-fandom jokes, including a reference to "Oh Haewon Park Morrow", "JY Papi" and the "Basement Crew"

#nmixx
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The smirk on his face 😂 For those unaware, this man is 54.
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