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Terrifying Effigies

@terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social
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🇺🇸 He/Him // Volunteer trail maintainer and sometimes photographer. Find out about how you can help preserve the outdoors in the VA/DC/MD/PA area at www.patc.net

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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tbf New England also has *bogs*, which are way better than southern swamps anyways.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I knew a Mexican-American family that would straight up explain their 'Castile' limpieza unprompted in conversation and Rubio has the same vibes.
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Laura Bifano @bifanoland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paintings from my art retreat in Canmore!
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dang those are nice
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Australian Institute of Marine Science This timelapse captures just over two years of coral growth, between May 2011 and August 2013, in the central Great Barrier Reef. The footage was taken by our fixed underwater camera at AIMS' weather station at Davies Reef. linktr.ee/AustInstitut...
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't blame me, I voted for the Guelphs!
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tbf I've encountered DoD folks who were shocked to learn that US flagged ships occasionally make en route port calls in China.
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The English Oak Project @thekentacorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The bluebells are asleep 😴 This is when the hard work starts as it’s the only time humans step on the bluebell fields Poorly trees come down, & paths are replaced with them. Also the brambles encroaching on the paths can be trimmed now the resident birds are not nesting
Woodland tools
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Was just thinking about how all the way back in 2021 everyone was dooming on the 2026 Senate map and now we're talking about Blansas and Blebraska.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*Goddard nods approvingly*
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looks like they fed an MQ-9 into an AI and asked it "but what if a jet?"
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lol took me a minute *rimshot*
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dads rock
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Those are both certainly facts about Camp Miasma (it's good)
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Someone said recently we weren't finding as many bog bodies and this photo is 100% proof that we are
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He has found the Endless Room
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Seen plenty of yellow pinesap but never red before!
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Honestly thought it was a lookalike bit before reading that its actually her.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reading this more as startups wanting to be their own smol bean primes but wanting the government to subsidize their scif space vs renting out space from another company/property owner.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And then there are house centipedes, which are kinda like horror cockroaches, but they're useful in hunting cockroaches and silverfish and such.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 02/09/2026
The thing that kills me about these stories is NOT just the use of AI but it's like they turned their brains off. They summited at 7pm they should have realized it was getting dark and turned around long before they did.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hopefully a silver lining would be that this applies pressure to make better use of existing data center capex (replace/upgrade older DCs, reallocate idle ones, etc).
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gotta imagine Trump's reaction being close
Classic tweet "I ain't reading all that...I'm happy for u tho...or sorry that happened"
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A weekend spent working the trail turned this section of ankle breakers into a perfect path for any hiker! Years of winter storms washed away the original gravel trail bed, so #patc volunteers refilled it with additional check dams to keep the gravel in place. #hiking #snp #nationalparks
Before and after pictures of Piney Branch Trail in Shenandoah National Park. Trail on the left is the result of years of floods washing away smaller stones and gravel, leaving only "ankle breaker" rocks in the trail. On the right is the same trail after Potomac Appalachian Trail Club (PATC) volunteers recovered gravel from down hill and refilled the trail bed. The large stone steps or "check dams" will help hold the gravel in place and limit the ability for floods to dislodge the gravel from the trail.
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John T @jrtonca.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A new twist that I saw this time is, "The rivers that flow down from the Appalachians are older than the ocean they flow into."
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Honestly depending on how far they get, probably better to just write it off and start the next one.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dang near got them eaten on a third even.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What does your heart say?
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's also near impossible to guess what counts as an "independent city" in VA.
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Andy McKay @korimakoecology.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Incredible stuff from Avalon Nursery.
Guys I’m sorry about my last few posts picking on Agapanthus & Yuccas. I understand lots of you like these plants so I do apologise. I will admit, there is a time and a place for all plants including those two. And that time is never and that place is hell. Bye
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That's some primo club moss right there
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Needing an ikea-ass instruction manual telling us how to stack a hard shell in a tortilla, smh
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Looks like that tree's eaten it's share of Jammy Dodgers in its day.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Lol at Megaland
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nice job! I spend a lot of time there and you really captured the atmosphere!
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Smeesh 🌿 Illustrator for hire @asmeesh.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Coming soon! #boardgames
Digital vecotr illustration depicting rolling autumnal hills of mostly deciduous trees, with rolling green mountains in the background. There's a mist that crawls through the scenery. The foreground is shadowed with a crooked pine on the left, and a bobcat in the centre. Below reads SHENANDOAH.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Keeping an eye out - Huntley Meadows Park 📷 #photography #nature #NoVa
A small green frog hangs on the backside of a cattail leaf, one yellow eye lit up by the sun.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Keeping an eye out - Huntley Meadows Park 📷 #photography #nature #NoVa
A small green frog hangs on the backside of a cattail leaf, one yellow eye lit up by the sun.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A rebadged DOGE dweeb with a clipboard "so tell me, do you know where the lanthanum in your motherboard is sourced from?"
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Potatoes - not just a dinner food!
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Edi Patterson is a national treasure.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yep, could recognize that "listen here you son of a bitch" from a mile away. Perfect no notes.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Listen we need more paratroopers, go round up every rando who got jump tags when they visited Bragg over the last 15 years. Congrats, you're in the Airborne now fr
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So what you're saying is black decks are just green decks with poor drainage, gotcha.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Written in 1911, four years before Birth of a Nation and the second Klan.
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hopefully it goes better than my broken arm experience: "Wow! Hey Bob, come look at this! ...Well, on the bright side at least you're young, it'll straighten itself eventually" He was right, only took 15 years or so!
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Terrifying Effigies @terrifyingeffigies.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Same but moose
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 09/07/2026
Are the Americans awake yet? Okay so a restaurant just opened in London called ‘Appalachia’ and this is their ‘June’ menu; discuss
Hillbilly Loaf, Cultured Apple Butter (v) €5.0
Cheddar and Jalapeño Cornbread Madeleines, Ranch Dressing (v) £3.5 each
British Oyster, Chow Chow Mignonette £6.0
Tongue and Head Skewer, Oyster Sauce Glaze and Pork Rinds £6.0
Harissa and Sour Cream Skillet Corn (v) £8.5
Kilt Salad, Horseradish and Mustard Leaf (v) €12.5
Wild Mushrooms, Pot Liquor and Duck Egg (v) £18.0
Bean Soup, New Season Potatoes and Garden Vegetables (v) £15.5
Beef Tartare Tostada, Pickled Cucumber and Lime £16.5
Duck Heart Tacos, Fermented Chilli Barbecue Sauce €16.0
Spicy Paprika Sausage, Blue Cheese Slaw and Bourbon Mustard €15.0
Old Bay Omelette, Crab, Chilli, Ginger, Seaweed Butter Sauce £25.0
Smoked Pork Chop, Spiced Collard Greens £38.0
Butter-Brined Half Chicken, Miso Grits, Black Pepper Gravy £40.0
Peach and Rhubarb Cobbler, Milk Ice Cream £10.5
Banana Pudding Choux Bun, Salted Caramel Popping Candy €10.0
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🎃 Will Porter 🥐🐺🦇 @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Frankly, there're parts of Appalachia that would still be suspicious of tacos if it weren't for the efforts of Taco John.
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