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TerriblePie

@terriblepie.bsky.social
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They/Them. Nonbinary. Pan. MUFC/MUWFC. Anarchist. Vote yes on your strike ballot. Protect each other, practise mutual aid, and do everything you can to fight fascism. 33, fuck I keep ageing what the fuck? Get me off this windy TERF island.

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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 18h
lmao, Liverpool, you had one job
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 18h
jesus wept
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stupid. So stupid.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Excellent debut for Baleba.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
signs you know bryan mbeumo is around:
1. flowers start blooming instantly
2. his aura pushes your hair back
3. the sky becomes clear blue
4. it starts smelling good
5. his aura engulfs you
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Savinho, far too quick for those around him, but no end product.” Yes, that’s his career, and also why the fee for him was insane.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Baleba on please. Time to take a chance.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yoro has been spectacular.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man, we’re a bit shit aren’t we?
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Kari Maaren @angrykem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This Is Just to Say I have trained the AI to read to our baby the one you were probably expecting me to interact with Calm down AI is awesome so sweet and so cold
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was alerted to this interesting story on the latest Price of Football. www.thelawyer.com/sra-consider...
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SRA “considering” Man City judgment for potential solicitor misconduct
The Solicitors Regulation Authority (SRA) has said that it is reviewing the Manchester City judgment for suggestions of potential misconduct by solicitors and law firms. The decision…
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh ffs I am only just finding out about the latest disappointment from BreadTube and man, this one stings
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Suki has been enjoying her new spaceship/wall house. Sasha isn’t quite brave enough to get up there yet, but we’ve seen her on the shelf below, so maybe soon!
Suki, a black and white tuxedo cat, poking her head through a cat head shaped hole in a box on the wall.Suki, a black and white tuxedo cat, poking her head through a cat head shaped hole in a box on the wall and yawning like a goof.
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Katarina Hunt @katarinahunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OH MY GOD. My time has come. Let me introduce you all to Berus. These are all my obvious faves.
A closeup of Berus, a black and white husky, cheesin' for the cameraBerus in the mountains. This shot earned him the Mr. January feature in the Dogs of Microsoft calendar one year.Berus in the fall. His first time seeing all the crunchy leaves! Covid-era Berus where we had to do social distancing
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do y'all have an obvious favorite photo of your dog? Because I sure do, and it will forever be this one of him photobombing Devil's Tower lol.
A photo of my dog photo-bombing Devil's Tower. My dog, a husky/malamute/wolf with black and tan fur is sitting in front of the towering rocky pillar with a large smile and tongue hanging out.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats (Animals)
Jim Davis
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What was the cat from Garfield called?
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah yes, the international break is on so the rumour mill has decided Conte is our next manager. A man who infamously crashes out at every club after disagreements with the ownership, a model that I’m sure would work well at United…
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Si Lloyd @smnllyd5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😂
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unless Burnham decides to be totally corrupt, I suspect this isn’t going to work in City’s favour. They’re rather publicly undermining their own argument for the appeal.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ferrari, why are you like this
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they’re not state owned, btw! Remember, they’re not!!! They’re not state owned!!!!!!! 🌽
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh boy, I’m so excited to talk to Frank from In the Miso Soup! I feel like this “talk to characters” feature, beyond all the obvious ethical issues and implications for culture, is made for the type of reader who has never read anything with an ounce more depth than the wizard books. So many of…
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here’s a big hint to all the client journalists out there, btw: you no longer need to use “alleged” for the 114 guilty verdicts for your media darling club.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, City’s statement is very in line with how the gulf states often behave in similar situations.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a) That evidence given by a number of important factual witnesses called to give evidence on behalf of the Club was false in a number of key respects, and b) That certain of those factual witnesses had given evidence at the hearing that they knew to be untrue and so had been dishonest.
a) That evidence given by a number of important factual witnesses called to give evidence 
on behalf of the Club was false in a number of key respects, and
b) That certain of those factual witnesses had given evidence at the hearing that they knew 
to be untrue and so had been dishonest.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
£900m. Nine hundred fucking million pounds. Good god.
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
adhduk.co.uk/response-to-... wow, it’s almost as if the Channel 4 documentary was published to manufacture consent for a significant withdrawal of healthcare provision!
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Response to the Independent review into mental health conditions, ADHD and autism - ADHD UK
The Times article is here. It is our understanding that this is a "leak" and not part of the government's publishing plan for the report.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If City’s ownership aren’t forced to divest for serial corporate fraud, what exactly is the point of the fit and proper ownership rule? It’s been asked plenty of times about other owners (looking at you, Forest!) but “conspiracy to defraud the league” doesn’t seem very fit or proper.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you cheating bastards, you know what you are
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the guy prophesied to defeat Cybersmith in anime sword battle on a desolate Scottish moor
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not good enough, but at least it wasn’t another loss 🤷‍♀️
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s the worst 15 minutes you’ve ever seen from United was it, Gary? Not Grimsby? Not 7-0? Spiteful twat.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
God, Gary is so tedious. It is like this every single year at Craven Cottage but he makes it sound like this is somehow uniquely dull.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Time for another sufferfest with Peter and Gary!
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh boy, I’m sure Brexit Jim’s latest comments will do wonders for the morale of a squad full of migrants and a global, highly diverse fanbase. Well done, Brexit Jim!
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So it now transpires that JJ Gabriel/his family “wanted a first taste of the champion’s league.” At 15 years old, without a single competitive senior minute to his name. Yeah, okay. www.nytimes.com/athletic/760...
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JJ Gabriel: Why Real Madrid target may not return to Man Utd – and what happens next? (Gift Article)
The 15-year-old forward wants to leave the club. The Athletic explains everything we know about the situation
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Si Lloyd @smnllyd5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
United of recent years have this amazing knack of following any spell of growing optimism with a rapid-fire period of calamity to completely torch any of the progress made. You can almost call what’s going to happen. Almost certain it’s some kind of curse now.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m just so, so tired of Manchester United.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zirkzee should never be in a squad again.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And then they score because he gets nutmegged.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heaven looks a bit off it. (This is a statement about Manchester United vs Brighton, not a religious pronouncement.)
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FUCK YES SHEA LAD
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Said it before, I’ll say it again: ITV running ads this close to kick off is disgraceful.
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I actually like the nod to Tielemans and I don't think Dalot deserves to captain the side after the shite performance he put in against City. I doubt it has anything to do with that, really, but still!
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
JJ’s dad was always going to take the kid to Barca, but I’d prefer we don’t make it easy by letting the de-registration happen until the end of the season. We’ve thrown everything we can at the kid and I doubt he’s had a single say in this decision, but his dad’s an entitled, disloyal prick.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 25/04/2026
no, please bring me the weightedest blanket
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TerriblePie @terriblepie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have decided to try and steal @nolanmutd.bsky.social ‘s curse powers by… triple captaining Bruno this game week. 😅
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