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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa is a funny guy.
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope that pastor on TikTok understands that he made one of the funniest videos ever with “When you get to Heaven but it’s Chinese”
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Papist Dalton's Surprise in Chinese Heaven
ALT: Papist Dalton's Surprise in Chinese Heaven
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s so fucking good dude
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次郎 @batten12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I first watched this episode of Goosebumps on Halloween Night after Trick-or-Treating when I was like 7. Scared me so bad I couldn’t sleep that night.
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly probably only maybe. The Seahawks don’t look as crazy good as they did last year. If the Niners injured reserve didn’t look like the triage unit on the western front they’d honestly be the favorites in that game i think.
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PST 10 year anniversary rerelease of “Planes Shame and Shower Doors” 4k binaural theta waves 8D audio
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 05/10/2026
they’re juicing the doinks #TheyreJuicingTheDoinks
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Mal-coal miner's ghost @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
image of the pro wrestler Thekla, a perfect chaos goblin who has never done anything wrong to anyone ever in her entire life, with a speech bubble edited in to look like she's saying the below quote post
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dude we really need a little pick me up. Shits been too dire. Can we do something like the Titan Submersible incident again? I could use a good laugh.
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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let's go Watson chant
Tsar Bomba dropped on Cleveland
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In tears over this gif of Sam from the website they launched today. He's so fucking cute
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bloodlines is on sale this week btw. You guys should get on that.
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh yeah. It’s October. I gotta pretend like I actually stream at least once or twice this month.
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My Halloween pfp goes so crazy actually
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is possible to survive this but not unaltered, and you will carry these deeds with you for the rest of your life. 🧟🪦🧟 However much longer that may be. 🧟🪦🧟 Halloween comm from @b00rad.bsky.social
A spider covered in blood and his right eyes covered by bandages. He’s holding a bloody ax with the reflection of a zombie in the blade
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got that greed they talk about in the bible. Future 86 live moved me to tears... but I could've been going nuts to some Arrogant Sons of Bitches
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I should've went to Jeff's second show in NY man. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE PLAYED SOME ASOB
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The Unmatched Power Of The Sun Sun Power
ALT: The Unmatched Power Of The Sun Sun Power
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we wouldn’t be able to tour without the support we see at the merch table and online through our merch tour. Like literally. That’s the money we use to put gas in the van. We wouldn’t make it to the next show without those grabbing merch!
Picture of a gas pump with a sale that’s 91.19 and text under that reads “this is the vinyl, CD, and cassette you picked up” Picture of a gas pump that says 76.57 with text under that says “this is the shirt you bought” Picture of a gas pump that reads 92.84 “this is the tote bag and Fanny pack you picked up”A gas pump that reads 118.57 and text under that says “this is the merch you grabbed at the show & online”
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olliewdean.bsky.social @olliewdean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@kenklippenstein.bsky.social Orthodontists are torturing me
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 28/09/2026
I AM SO TIRED OF MONKEYS PAWING MYSELF
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve officially lost 20lbs over the course of a month and a half
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tongue Out Ca White Cat
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a post about the Angry Orchard Halloween cider variety pack. The Cranberry one is okay. The Caramel Apple and Pumpkin ones are pretty good. Not crazy about this Blood Orange one though.
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drink companies making a variety pack with 3/4 good drinks and then putting a shitty ass one in there
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Breaking Bad: Walter White's Chemistry Experiment
ALT: Breaking Bad: Walter White's Chemistry Experiment
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me after time traveling to 1350: bro can you believe they’re using your plight to sell sour candy serf dying of bubonic plague: the candy is indeed very sour though, I thank you
Window of cansy store with the text WORLD’s MOST SOUR CANDY DO YOU DARE? And a cartoon image of one of those beaked plague doctor masks
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think the last time I had fun on my birthday was 25 cause at least I got to scream along to 25! By BtMI until my throat hurt. I do be acting like I’m Ten, that’s me.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23/09/2026
if they ever had a pride night maybe they’d be in contact with someone who could’ve identified this earlier
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was closing out my tab and the lady at the bar almost didn’t charge me for my last one and since I’m dumb and forgot that airport beers are $1000000 I said “Oh I had another one, you didn’t ring this one” St. Peter you make a note of that one. I could’ve stolen this beer but I didn’t.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 21/09/2026
Donald Trump went unheard at a White House event today after major TV networks joined together to suspend pooled coverage of him
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What are your guys’ allegiances.
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remembered something I can waste my time doing until my flight.
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Flight delayed by two hours for weather
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The Unmatched Power Of The Sun Sun Power
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m bored as fuck at the airport
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Dan @ufovictim.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all! 🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty. 🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Im almost debating getting a tattoo of his helmet
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Isn’t it fucked up and crazy wrote up Khyzoq almost 5 years ago?
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So true
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I totally lost my voice screaming at Jeff
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did fr cry a little in the pit at the Jeff Rosenstock show when he played Future 86
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Update: It was a lot
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20/09/2026
lane kiffin in exactly 1 minute
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
WHEN THE INTENTIONAL SAFETY GOES WRONG NC STATE FUMBLES AND VANDY RECOVERS AND WINS AS TIME EXPIRES
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gotta eat 😅 OTD in 2013, Prince Fielder helped himself to a nacho from a fan
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me at Combo Breaker after I say I don’t support Israel and see everyone’s Chipotle cards start glowing:
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Lol
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Uhm we’re gonna do it… not tomorrow but the day after tomorrow” you sputter like a fool. “We’ll do it on the overmorrow.” I say stoically.
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Ten Webbs @tenwebbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ereyesterday and Overmorrow fucking slap. Why did we let these words fall out of fashion.
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