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Tentacle Automata

@tentacleautomata.bsky.social
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Tentacle Automata @tentacleautomata.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do I need to play pong first to understand breakout
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 01/09/2026
(liberal voice) wow, yeah... none of them are women...
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 01/09/2026
magazines used to be so cool
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Kelly ૮・ﻌ・ა 🫪 @pfkelly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Saddam Hussein se ele fosse um Pikmin 🌸——██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄█
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/05/2026
good tweet
screenshot of a very long rant tweet about the state of technology. Its too long to paste into the alt text
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i don't know how to parody this anymore
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Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
be serious

My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines
of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia
nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3
seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your
balls. I miss her terribly.
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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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SageRPG @xenosage.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2026
Can Any House Truly Be Owned?
Sure, you can purchase this lovely, bespoke ranch house in a scenic neighborhood, but can one actually own anything on this wretched planet we call Earth? Or is everything, like this affordable dream home with a finished basement, eventually reclaimed by the elements as it withers to dust and is lost in the ever-shifting sands of time?

Reference #60341
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 13/01/2026
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Real Plumber Plays SUPER MARIO BROS. For The First Time
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Tentacle Automata @tentacleautomata.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Be the cringe you want to see in the world
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
sorry, this is the america doctrine. if it is un-american it is not at its very core but in its unusually straightforward expression
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Mr Peculiar 🔞 NEW ANIMATION OUT @mrpecu.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
We're never getting a cyberpunk dystopia because tech bros are too lazy to make cool tech. Maybe it's so easy to hack people's brains in 2077 because everything is built with chat GPT
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Tentacle Automata @tentacleautomata.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Scientist caveman explaining how the Earth was before the oceans formed: Long time no sea
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Break @breakfield01.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Elyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 20/12/2025
why does it lowkey feel illegal to hijack an airplane
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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Tentacle Automata @tentacleautomata.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
So sad to see artists having their art removed from a exhibition
youtu.be
We Snuck Controversial Art Into A Famous Art Show
YouTube video by Boy Boy
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Tentacle Automata @tentacleautomata.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Trans masc batman: "I am ba-Tman"
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 02/12/2025
users with similar passwords also liked:
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Tentacle Automata @tentacleautomata.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Geologist and Minecraft player conversation Geologist: we just finished digging the substratum in the new site, tomorrow we will swap the drill for one that is better at breaking the bedrock and collect some samples Minecraft player: YOU CAN BREAK IT !?!?
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
when the streamer is bored so he has to remind you that you are going to die
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/11/2025
twitter this last week
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
you, a simpleton: hunter x hunter me, a genius: hunter²
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Tentacle Automata @tentacleautomata.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
That scene in pulp fiction where they stab the heart of the woman with adrenaline But instead of a drug overdose it's just a mild cold
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
An old Camel ad. Joe Camel is leaning against his car smoking. His henchman Mel Camel is offering me a cigarette. It's clear that they intended only to teach me a lesson, not to hurt me. It's okay that they hit me with their car. Just look at that sunset. God, I feel more alive than I have in years.
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Vibrant Rida ✨ (closed commissions) @vibrantrida.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
mood of the week
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Tentacle Automata @tentacleautomata.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Jury number 12 if 12 angry man was released in 2022: I've been getting into this new thing, have you heard of nft's
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Tentacle Automata @tentacleautomata.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Make cheese not war
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
faith in institutions is dwindling... i tell people "isabelle animal crossing is plowable" and they're like "no she's not"
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Tentacle Automata @tentacleautomata.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Yeah, I have a dad but he goes to a different school
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Tentacle Automata @tentacleautomata.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Our mindless treat vs their righteous consumerism
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