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Be Jay, Do Crimes.

@templinjay.bsky.social
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Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Master Gardener. Hunter. Jack of all trades. Veteran of the War on Drugs. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal. )O( #NoKingsButShortKings #ButlerianJihadNow

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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 10m
🎵Ye were workin’ as a pony in a Shetland mine When I met ye…🎵
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 12m
That looks like Dave’s seat now. Sorry.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 16m
🤣🤣🤣
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 18m
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Vintage engraving of a sperm whale leaping out of the sea; in the background a three-masted whaler sails before the setting sun. The whale is joyfully exclaiming “And I shall do it again! Hyuk!” The attribution is “Moby Dick, probably.”
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 58m
A painting of a bird beside the text "it's okay, thinking isn't for everybody"
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Activate Virginia @activateva.bsky.social · 57m
SCC Hearing Examiner: Secretive “Robo Memorandum” Discoverable in Dominion-NextEra Merger Case
joshstanfield.substack.com
SCC Hearing Examiner: Secretive “Robo Memorandum” Discoverable in Dominion-NextEra Merger Case
Clean Virginia convinced State Corporation Commission Hearing Examiner D. Mathias Roussy, Jr. that the Robo Memorandum should be discoverable in the merger proceedings.
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Jas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦 @itistherealjas.bsky.social · 6h
She has a point. If it was anyone else. ANYONE ELSE, but him; there would be non-stop coverage. Hell, maybe even an impeachment too. The POTUS #PedophileOfTheUnitedStates and whitehouse is covering this up. Congress has no spine. Have we had enough yet?
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 6h
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 5h
Audentes Fortuna iuvat!
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 6h
Updated to add recommendations for @davekellett.bsky.social @peculiarityshop.bsky.social @kitrocha.com @today-maybe.bsky.social
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TommasinaResist⚜️🦋🐈‍⬛ @tommasinaresist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Louisiana voters, listen to Dustin Granger @GrangerForLa.bsky.social. Find out what's happening, and stop Jeff Landry and the billionaires from taking families' property to build data centers. There's still time. Vote BLUE Nov 3. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 13h
Somebody get this man a Nobel prize, stat!
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 13h
Merry Birthweek, Froglet!
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 21h
QRP with your skull art. I don’t have a lot of pictures of skull art, surprisingly. Here’s a Tshirt I block printed to wear when doing woodcarving demonstrations. For the unfamiliar, those are chip carving knives.
In a blue border, a Grateful Dead “Stealie” - a skull which normally has a lightning bolt with 13 points on it inside the skull. Here I have replaced the lightning bolt with a chip carved 6-point rosette. Beneath the skull, are two chip carving knives- a chip knife and a stab knife- crossed like the bones on a pirate flag.This is the block from which it was printed so in this photo the image is reversed.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're one month out from Election Day. Listen to Willie. Vote for change this year.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 23h
Out of a cannon? Into outer space so we never have to see it again?
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 23h
That boy ain’t right.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Veronica! This is why you don’t swim right after eating!
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just when you think “well, that’s probably as dumb as he could possibly get…”
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They call it “LAW and Order” for a perfectly good reason, after all…
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Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 02/10/2026
Scoop: At a secret meeting this summer, an aide to Stephen Miller laid out Trump administration's plan to make it easier for states to round up and institutionalize mentally ill homeless people — by pushing a drastic policy change that would weaken the rights of millions of disabled Americans.
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How Trump’s homelessness crackdown became a sweeping retreat from disability rights
After issuing a memo making it easier to institutionalize homeless people, the Justice Department began abandoning cases protecting disabled people’s right to live in the community.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But you HAVE heard of him…
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most people don’t even know this version exists let alone have seen it. But exist it does & shows off brilliantly the creativity, ingenuity & artistry at work in ‘Old Hollywood’ at the time. ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1933)
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s different- boats are definitely gendered creatures.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They can’t “go down” because they have no mouths.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t know this one, so I’m also deeply curious!
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social is still an enormous piece of shit. I bet Zuckerberg gives him his own pair of these pervert glasses so he can record himself tearing homeless encampments apart with his bare hands like the fucking comic book villain he is. Smarmy bastard.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or myself for going along with it.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never used to be the kind of person who looks forward to reading obituaries, and I don’t know if I will ever forgive them for leading me so far out of balance.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s also because he’s a “Christian” Nationalist, and got rid of the religious exemption from shaving for Sikh and Heathen soldiers.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yup. But you can’t tar the whole Church with that particular idiot brush.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Wars Han Solo
Alt: Star Wars Han Solo, having blown up the communications panel in the Death Star cell block, says “Boring conversation anyway. LUKE! We’re gonna have company!”
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Swear to gods, some people’s fucking children… Maybe a python (which also doesn’t belong in Florida) will get him while he’s visiting. 🤞🏼
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I require no introduction, thanks.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gotta be. The Church’s stance is against capital punishment.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any politician who is willing to sacrifice children for political gain is the problem.
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BillThePony @billthepony.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Andy Basheer just said to Jake Tapper the KY had 1 (ONE!!!!) transgirl playing sports. She is in 7th grade and SHE STARTED THE FIELD HOCKEY TEAM TO PLAY WITH HER FRIENDS. Think about her when you are demanding democrats crush these young people for the *potential* political gain
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎵 He got Donald Trump’s enormous lies, he's got Melania’s eyes.🎵
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎵 He got Donald Trump’s enormous lies, he's got Melania’s eyes.🎵
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have a stash of PHDs from club projects going back more than a decade, so I always try to come up with a class that can be done or nearly so in 2 hours.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can go ramp I can go stairs I can go violet sky I can be eepy I can be creepy I can be anything that’s vile.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can go ramp I can go stairs I can go violet sky I can be eepy I can be creepy I can be anything that’s vile.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just finished teaching my woodcarving class for the James River Woodcarvers at the localish Woodcraft store. Some folks finished the project, everyone made good progress. Even had a young lady who had never carved anything before but took to it like a duck to water. #carving #craft 🪆🗝️
From left to right, a 1 inch square project blank in basswood (linden, for the Britons in the crowd. Tilleul pour les français), followed by a partially finished carving, and two finished pieces in slightly different sizes. The project is a Jack o’Lantern in a witch hat on a plinth. The tiny one furthest right is an earring.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meh. I’m holding out for my own flock of AI- powered micro drones that will hover to a rest just above the mosquitoes before exploding in tiny fireballs! It seems much safer than pew pewing lasers all over the place… 🦟💥
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Astropierre @astropierre.com · 01/10/2026
Les chauves-souris sont les seuls mammifères capables de voler, tolèrent des virus sans tomber malades et possèdent une longévité et une résistance au cancer remarquables. Cette étude avait comme objectif de séquencer les génomes de toutes les espèces de chauves-souris actuelles. Et surprise (...)
Graphique représentant les différentes familles de chauve-souris. Les icônes indiquent la niche trophique et les capacités d'écholocalisation de chaque famille.
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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 01/10/2026
Universal basic income ensures that everyone has the ability to express basic demand for basic goods and services. This is market improving. Markets can't differentiate between 0 and Ø. A store can fail because not enough customers. But is that because they didn't like it or they did but were broke?
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuckers. They don’t want to cover smoking related issues but they also don’t want to cover quitting. Absolute bastards.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hooray! Opening day here in Virginia is Saturday, but I have to work so I’ll be celebrating Orthodox Bow Season Opener on Monday.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just saw my first one, and literally thought it was a DNC attack ad because it was black and white film of Trump walking slowly down a hall, looking stupid and angry, with a Trump voiceover about how we’re getting rid of fascists and ending wars and bringing prices down. The I saw who paid for it.
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