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he/any puns. rhythm games. maybe more DDR DP 皆伝, IIDX DP EX皆伝, BMS DP発狂十段 日本語🆗+中文, español🔰

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Fortune's Leo @crossbeats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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telp @telp.gg · 15/09/2026
is there a name for that goofy ass teal + purple + orange color palette that AI generated apps love so much? I'm calling it twurpunge unless anyone has better ideas
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telp @telp.gg · 04/09/2026
...I think if a Philadelphian heard me claim this, they would be aghast lol
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just poured my friend a bubbling green drink that emitted a cloud of vapor in the shape of a cackling skull, but he refused to drink it. After I spent so long working on my cool skull drink! It did contain poison though
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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There once was a gunman who dealt In blood in the land of the Celts From Stockholm he flew, But alas, never knew, The importance of wearing seatbelts
Swedish man killed in Limerick crash was on his way to carry out contract killing
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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
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maullarmaullar☄️ @maullarmaullar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Spongebob squarepants
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Sunset @bms-sunset.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sunset、今年新イベント開催を発表いたします! 去年に引き続き、BMS楽曲のみで構成されたDJMIX配信イベントおよび、BMS楽曲によるコンピアルバム配信を予定しております! DJMIXイベント: 8/29 14:00 JST アルバムリリース配信: 9/5 14:00 JST 今後の情報にぜひご注目ください! #bms_sunset
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tev @chiefskittles.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Project Storm 2026 - ITGmania Top 8 🥇 - @vivalamoo.bsky.social 🥈 - Chance R. 🥉 - rynker.bsky.social 4th - @flashitude.bsky.social 5th - @itgalex.bsky.social / Ty 7th - @goombaroomba.bsky.social / mdx
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The excesses of the Woke 1 era mostly amount to cringe public statements, harmless vocabulary updates and loss of prestige for public figures. The backlash to Woke 1, on the other hand, is imprisoning dissidents, dismantling public education and eroding democracy. That's what needs reckoning
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telp @telp.gg · 11/08/2026
I was so disappointed last training cycle when I broke 20K and didn't get a medal upgrade...turns out they just pinned it to 21K instead LOL this mix is going hard on rewards for "hitting most of the notes" and not just timing ability...first ES/OMES having miss count cutoffs and now this...
I got to the last two measures of Initiation EXHC multiple times but the HCN make my hands SO sweaty and I can't recover

Go Ahead HC is just drinking from a firehose but the firehose is full of sewage. not bothering6K (?) -> 10K -> 15K -> 21K
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.
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Ben Briggs @benbriggs.net · 03/08/2026
glitch2 is free now in memory of its recently passed creator, who i knew of as dblue :( rip to an absolute legend, I've used the original dblue glitch in like half of my music over the years; this is a must-have tbh cdm.link/remembering-...
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Remembering Kieran Foster; legendary Glitch2 effect now free - CDM Create Digital Music
You may know Kieran Foster by his other aliases -- illformed, dblue, MaDHaTTeR. That's just how omnipresent he was as a light in electronic music communities, from the music and rave scene to software...
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telp @telp.gg · 01/08/2026
while watching @bigc.bsky.social play The Lonely Streets CDP yesterday, I realized why the streets are so lonely: they're separated by an entire yard
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026
‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment theonion.com/well-keep-it-down-man-…
‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment
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Franki @franki23.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This one speaks to me
A yellow and black warning sign with two icons of a running human crossed out in red and a walking human circled in green. Text reads 

Don't chase your dreams!
​Humans are persistence hunters.
​Follow your dreams at a sustainable pace until they get tired and lie down.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 16/06/2025
Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me!
I was there when it was written so I love talking about it :)
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telp @telp.gg · 24/07/2026
by the power of dribble... Level 4 ES clear Level 3* OMES clear miss count cutoffs ES: 35/50/80/130 OMES: 30/50/90/150
BANGER"Get ready to learn parallel scales buddy." - basketball man

*technically this is on Level 2 but the bp count is sufficient for Level 3 soooooo
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qntm @qntm.org · 15/07/2026
(x) requiring people to manually adjust their clocks is idiotic
(x) local time should not be discontinuous
(x) local time should not go backwards
(x) local time should not repeat itself
(x) local time should not be ambiguous
(x) "7am" is a social construct
(x) social constructs are actually very important
(x) no amount of clock-moving can increase the amount of solar energy received by Earth
(x) "daylight saving" doesn't
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𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🥀 The Big Cheese @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com · 14/07/2026
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dreffers @dreff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
w/e man
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silentblackcat @silentblackcat.moe · 14/07/2026
this might be the coolest gimmick chart i've seen the bpm display tells you where the notes are
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telp @telp.gg · 08/07/2026
isn't that the guy who wrote GENE
VICENTE GANESHA - "GENE"
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telp @telp.gg · 05/07/2026
happy birthday america
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telp @telp.gg · 27/06/2026
where were you when the first perfect on a pop'n 50 was achieved
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telp @telp.gg · 23/06/2026
ITL 2026 curation group chat
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bloom.sys @bloomsys.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
have you seen the new BMS song? it's on maimai. it's literally in arcaea. it's on lanota with ads. it's literally in chunithm. you can probably find it in wacca. dude it's in orzmic. it's a phigros original. i've played it in cytus. they put it in ravon. it's in ongeki. ongeki has it for you.
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telp @telp.gg · 22/06/2026
more D21s + 50 #3 💥
wtf I kinda kicked it creeping up ever further...D22s soon...LETS GOOOOOOOOO 

my first Big Four pass...happy pride month you stupid little unicorn!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jag @jagofalltrades.oto.gay · 17/06/2026
they're actually changing the rules of the game pretty significantly in this version, it's probably going to be somewhat divisive. google IIDX Rule 34 to learn more
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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telp @telp.gg · 16/06/2026
I play game
D21s tire me tf out lolreally funny but comparatively easy training folder this week :3me when I'm in an arts competition and I come in last place
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
huh. yeah i don't know. maybe you had to be there
print on the back of a bag of hal's potato chips:

Hal was NY BORN, NY MADE
He lover to tease his sons by calling potato chips "crackers."
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Emelia K. @iberaiemelia.kasuka.be · 12/06/2026
九龍六根三合会 -KOWLOON ROKKON TRIAD- 登録期間開始!「短BMS」で決めましょう! 会場 → event.yaruki0.net/kowloon/ 登録期間:2026/6/13~6/21(9日間) <30s(TRIAD)・<60s(ROKKON)・<90s(KOWLOON) 3つのカテゴリーが登録可能! #963BMS
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Kibazuka @kibazuka.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Good afternoon to this car I saw in the parking lot after I got back from lunch.
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telp @telp.gg · 09/06/2026
the himbo!!!!!!
yesssssssss

still no do it leg pass thothis song structure is so silly but I like itfun!!!figured out how to play score challenge a couple hours too late lol
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telp @telp.gg · 05/06/2026
love that new sound vortex song.......... deltalinablae
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telp @telp.gg · 04/06/2026
im steak sauce again :)
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telp @telp.gg · 02/06/2026
finally unlocked fizzlambda pnulltbangoy and regreened bligmund for the fortnight training sweep. holy shit I love writing sentences not pictured are the ten new PIU D21 clears I needed to warm up for 200bpm finger bullshit
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Spooty @spootaloo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Made my first TAS, and it's short enough that I can post it as a video upload here. Already identified a few mistakes but I think it's a pretty successful first foray into TASing. Shoutouts to grizz and syn for helping troubleshoot some issues, and RedRobot for the route I based this on!
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wrabbit @ sin city anime @wrabbit.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Take your arcade essentials in this cute bag that resembles a game that resembles a washing machine 💦🌈 The Kickstarter project is now LIVE! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wra... [share =💙🤍]
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
some jokes write themselves
a notification from mlb that reads “alimber santa is the 2nd player in history to pitch in a no-hitter in his MLB debut, joining bumpus jones — who tossed a no-no in 1892”
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𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🥀 The Big Cheese @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com · 27/05/2026
My name is gween
Drawing of a green broadbill with the text above it stating “You are the greenest bird EVER!”
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Michael G @michael21910.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@sickoscommittee.org The Barrel House in Dayton continues to commit war crimes with #Malört
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
First guy to get into Feet:
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Blue Prince (2025)
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Ren (They/Them) @r3n0mon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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