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telp @telp.gg · 15/09/2026

is there a name for that goofy ass teal + purple + orange color palette that AI generated apps love so much? I'm calling it twurpunge unless anyone has better ideas

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telp @telp.gg · 04/09/2026

...I think if a Philadelphian heard me claim this, they would be aghast lol

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Just poured my friend a bubbling green drink that emitted a cloud of vapor in the shape of a cackling skull, but he refused to drink it. After I spent so long working on my cool skull drink! It did contain poison though

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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

There once was a gunman who dealt In blood in the land of the Celts From Stockholm he flew, But alas, never knew, The importance of wearing seatbelts

Swedish man killed in Limerick crash was on his way to carry out contract killing

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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’

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Sunset @bms-sunset.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Sunset、今年新イベント開催を発表いたします！去年に引き続き、BMS楽曲のみで構成されたDJMIX配信イベントおよび、BMS楽曲によるコンピアルバム配信を予定しております！ DJMIXイベント: 8/29 14:00 JST アルバムリリース配信: 9/5 14:00 JST 今後の情報にぜひご注目ください！ #bms_sunset

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tev @chiefskittles.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Project Storm 2026 - ITGmania Top 8 🥇 - @vivalamoo.bsky.social 🥈 - Chance R. 🥉 - rynker.bsky.social 4th - @flashitude.bsky.social 5th - @itgalex.bsky.social / Ty 7th - @goombaroomba.bsky.social / mdx

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telp @telp.gg · 17/08/2026

HUGE!!!!!! congrats 💥

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telp @telp.gg · 12/08/2026

need to see @jx3.bsky.social's artificer wearing this...

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telp @telp.gg · 12/08/2026

yooooooooo!!!!!!

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The excesses of the Woke 1 era mostly amount to cringe public statements, harmless vocabulary updates and loss of prestige for public figures. The backlash to Woke 1, on the other hand, is imprisoning dissidents, dismantling public education and eroding democracy. That's what needs reckoning

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telp @telp.gg · 11/08/2026

once a friend that watched me play IIDX doubles claimed I would make a good drone pilot...I feel like ATC would be a little better use of those skills...

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telp @telp.gg · 11/08/2026

I was so disappointed last training cycle when I broke 20K and didn't get a medal upgrade...turns out they just pinned it to 21K instead LOL this mix is going hard on rewards for "hitting most of the notes" and not just timing ability...first ES/OMES having miss count cutoffs and now this...

I got to the last two measures of Initiation EXHC multiple times but the HCN make my hands SO sweaty and I can't recover

Go Ahead HC is just drinking from a firehose but the firehose is full of sewage. not bothering

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telp @telp.gg · 10/08/2026

SAME. I didn't know back then how much I would need a silly little lyric

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telp @telp.gg · 10/08/2026

you know she's got it bad when she pulls out the todo list in Korean

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.

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Ben Briggs @benbriggs.net · 03/08/2026

glitch2 is free now in memory of its recently passed creator, who i knew of as dblue :( rip to an absolute legend, I've used the original dblue glitch in like half of my music over the years; this is a must-have tbh cdm.link/remembering-...

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Remembering Kieran Foster; legendary Glitch2 effect now free - CDM Create Digital Music

You may know Kieran Foster by his other aliases -- illformed, dblue, MaDHaTTeR. That's just how omnipresent he was as a light in electronic music communities, from the music and rave scene to software...

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telp @telp.gg · 01/08/2026

while watching @bigc.bsky.social play The Lonely Streets CDP yesterday, I realized why the streets are so lonely: they're separated by an entire yard

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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026

‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment theonion.com/well-keep-it-down-man-…

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telp @telp.gg · 27/07/2026

I'm framing it on my wall

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Franki @franki23.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

This one speaks to me

A yellow and black warning sign with two icons of a running human crossed out in red and a walking human circled in green. Text reads

Don't chase your dreams!
Humans are persistence hunters.
Follow your dreams at a sustainable pace until they get tired and lie down.

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telp @telp.gg · 24/07/2026

by the power of dribble... Level 4 ES clear Level 3* OMES clear miss count cutoffs ES: 35/50/80/130 OMES: 30/50/90/150

"Get ready to learn parallel scales buddy." - basketball man

*technically this is on Level 2 but the bp count is sufficient for Level 3 soooooo

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silentblackcat @silentblackcat.moe · 14/07/2026

this might be the coolest gimmick chart i've seen the bpm display tells you where the notes are

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telp @telp.gg · 08/07/2026

isn't that the guy who wrote GENE

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telp @telp.gg · 05/07/2026

happy birthday america

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telp @telp.gg · 03/07/2026

that's imbolc upper

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telp @telp.gg · 27/06/2026

where were you when the first perfect on a pop'n 50 was achieved

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telp @telp.gg · 23/06/2026

ITL 2026 curation group chat

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bloom.sys @bloomsys.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

have you seen the new BMS song? it's on maimai. it's literally in arcaea. it's on lanota with ads. it's literally in chunithm. you can probably find it in wacca. dude it's in orzmic. it's a phigros original. i've played it in cytus. they put it in ravon. it's in ongeki. ongeki has it for you.

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telp @telp.gg · 23/06/2026

he literally hit you with the

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telp @telp.gg · 22/06/2026

more D21s + 50 #3 💥

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

my first Big Four pass...

happy pride month you stupid little unicorn!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

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telp @telp.gg · 21/06/2026

it's okay, I enjoy all forms of humor about peculative assets

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telp @telp.gg · 19/06/2026

damn, just like the metrics.ini...

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