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telp @telp.gg · 04/09/2026

...I think if a Philadelphian heard me claim this, they would be aghast lol

telp @telp.gg · 11/08/2026

I was so disappointed last training cycle when I broke 20K and didn't get a medal upgrade...turns out they just pinned it to 21K instead LOL this mix is going hard on rewards for "hitting most of the notes" and not just timing ability...first ES/OMES having miss count cutoffs and now this...

I got to the last two measures of Initiation EXHC multiple times but the HCN make my hands SO sweaty and I can't recover

Go Ahead HC is just drinking from a firehose but the firehose is full of sewage. not bothering

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telp @telp.gg · 24/07/2026

by the power of dribble... Level 4 ES clear Level 3* OMES clear miss count cutoffs ES: 35/50/80/130 OMES: 30/50/90/150

"Get ready to learn parallel scales buddy." - basketball man

*technically this is on Level 2 but the bp count is sufficient for Level 3 soooooo

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telp @telp.gg · 08/07/2026

isn't that the guy who wrote GENE

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telp @telp.gg · 05/07/2026

happy birthday america

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telp @telp.gg · 23/06/2026

he literally hit you with the

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telp @telp.gg · 22/06/2026

more D21s + 50 #3 💥

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

my first Big Four pass...

happy pride month you stupid little unicorn!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

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telp @telp.gg · 09/06/2026

the himbo!!!!!!

yesssssssss

still no do it leg pass tho

this song structure is so silly but I like it

figured out how to play score challenge a couple hours too late lol

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telp @telp.gg · 04/06/2026

im steak sauce again :)

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telp @telp.gg · 02/06/2026

finally unlocked fizzlambda pnulltbangoy and regreened bligmund for the fortnight training sweep. holy shit I love writing sentences not pictured are the ten new PIU D21 clears I needed to warm up for 200bpm finger bullshit

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telp @telp.gg · 10/05/2026

used some paper from @klatz.co to fold... owlbears?

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telp @telp.gg · 08/05/2026

not to be rude to john konami but...you can tell humer doesn't work there anymore

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telp @telp.gg · 07/05/2026

yesterday's pop'n

one shot. feels good to not panic in the jacks near the ending and actually be rewarded

finally oorted (cho super gauge 2). who is this sassy lost child

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telp @telp.gg · 25/04/2026

oh THAT'S why there are no SDVX songs in the NA release of H☆C. they have to figure out how to make the Canadian version say "Warriors About"

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telp @telp.gg · 12/04/2026

finished playing all the 49s in H☆C

glad classic 9 only took me like three tries. I had it back in Sunny Park but never really reproducibly

not sure what that third super hard song is
24/7 popperz got me huffin and puffin
percussive 3 feels possible if I can understand the ending
uen is RIGHT THERE
kaijin has a jack and I'm bad at jacks

the other two charts doesn't real and can't hurt me

ah yes, my two greatest weaknesses: "repeated note" and "can't see the note"

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telp @telp.gg · 05/04/2026

second 50 + fortieth 50 ‼️💥

that last dense measure had me fucked up for like six or seven attempts

pero no puedo hablar español muy bien todavía

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telp @telp.gg · 31/03/2026

foot god & first 50 ‼️💥

didn't really try to do a lot of the form, I'm old and parahades is not nice with it

played this entire course on real speed without adjusting. whoops! revolutionary addict was crawlingggggg

would've been my first 50 if I could've closed it out lol. but alas, this was tonight's best run. soon

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telp @telp.gg · 18/03/2026

kiwi reclaimed FC'd a chuuden chart AAA'd a chuuden chart

fun course. maybe even good. seijin no twinkletous was definitely a little bit of adrenaline lol

this shit is waaaaaaaaay too easy for chuuden LOL

super fun chart! my eyes are up here, ma'am

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telp @telp.gg · 10/03/2026

I can tell it was bus to make him moan like that

fun chart except for that scratch section lol

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telp @telp.gg · 03/03/2026

nice unlock, but I've already depicted you as the sword surrounded by a generic Celtic insignia and myself as the handsome and fashionably regal dragon wielding it

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telp @telp.gg · 10/02/2026

I did get some respectable lamps in the meantime though. LTR HC is a breakthrough...still need BSB tho...

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telp @telp.gg · 10/02/2026

the type of chart that shits in other people's assholes 1 → 2, I guess

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telp @telp.gg · 03/02/2026

#MGEF26 a little lamping is good for the soul

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telp @telp.gg · 30/01/2026

its triple tribe season babey .

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telp @telp.gg · 25/01/2026

also why are you writing in ber???

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telp @telp.gg · 05/12/2025

presenting my new "Sucking & Fucking" theory of music game charts, in the style of the political compass. no longer am I interested in hearing whether a chart is "good" or "bad". you have two axes...use them

a graph describing a two-dimensional partitioning of music game charts into seven distinct categories, based on the two orthogonal axes "fucks" and "sucks".
- neither sucks nor fucks: "boring"
- primarily does not suck, but also fucks: "highly recommended"
- primarily fucks, but also does not suck: "most memorable"
- primarily fucks, but also sucks: "connoisseur's choice"
- primarily sucks, but also fucks: "it's important for charts to have identity."
- primarily sucks, but also does not fuck: "tournament picks"
- primarily does not fuck, but also sucks: "one glaring mistake, probably"

dead center, representing apathy in both sucking and fucking, is also included in the "boring" category.

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telp @telp.gg · 02/12/2025

light Sunday session...

all 100% ending gauge is possible on a better quasar run...100% clear rate is uhhhhhh give me a couple decades

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telp @telp.gg · 14/10/2025

did he exist! happy sky! distorted! befriend plus! empress! chews! really good answer! be cool! trickle! spada! febrile! copula! feel the buzz! can o' baller! rootage! he lick butt! it's rover! casthour! legends! everest! pinky crush! happy shower! IIDX go...200 BPM...

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telp @telp.gg · 21/07/2025

T-5th in PaniniFest Gauntlet (DDR, ITG, PIU) super happy with this, I've been playing so little dance game lately that I expected to get knocked out well before top 8

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telp @telp.gg · 15/07/2025

the cookie arrived today!!!!!! and somehow @cirbro.bsky.social sixth-sensed exactly which flavor to make (you'll have to listen to the podcast to find out how well they nailed it...) I don't have a fumo for the photo op so you get this pair of plush pals instead