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@tekirai.bsky.social
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30↑ | she/they | northern irish | bi-ace | late-realised AuDHD | merch aficionado/enabler | ex-teacher of chemistry, still in education | long-suffering writer who rarely publishes | @meowsticles on twt/twitch

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全薑薑薑🍡 @allginger.bsky.social · 23h
#逆転裁判 2
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✨Owl @ Light’s Legacy: A Norvrandt Fanzine✨ @owlboxes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Our receptionist’s first language is not English. Someone had to explain to her why this is not an office-appropriate name for a skeleton. 💀
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stupjam @stupjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
more marina human sketch don't have other things but it's octopus/lesbian day
portrait of marina splatoon human octopus person, who is an octopus in the game splatoon.
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DaPenPan Comms open @dapenpan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morag commission! I drew Brigid to because I felt like it #Xenoblade2 #ゼノブレイド2
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ARS @verdantlightning.neocities.org · 08/10/2026
8 - reflection redraw
An espeon has been drawn in black and white, save for its red head crystal. Below, an upside-down umbreon is in a mirrored pose with inverted color.
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mar 💫 @seainspanish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
marina my favorite lesbian octopus 💖 #splatoon
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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jade✨ @say0ranarts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
XX - AEON 🦋 #persona3
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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Petite Echorizon🌻 @petiteechorizon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#octillerink2026 Day 06 - Alto Mare #pokemon #fanart🎐
Illustration depicting the Pokémon Latias and Latios flying over a canal in the city of Alto Mare, the setting of the fifth Pokémon movie. They’re flying so fast that the wind blew away Ash’s iconic cap, as he was walking on the side of the canal alongside his trusted Pikachu and Totodile, making him turn around towards the two legendary Pokémon.
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i always feel guilty drawing homura looking cool and badass, she deserves to relax and be cute with her gf #madokamagica
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DUBIOUS DATA @dubiousdata.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
left
some people need their ass beat
right
punishment does not transform people
middle
me
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A photograph of an orange and white cat lying in a patch of broken, dark asphalt. The cat is positioned within a shallow depression in the pavement and is looking toward the camera. The surrounding area consists of a larger, grey paved surface with various cracks. White text at the top says "impact crater" with an arrow pointing toward the cat and the patch. White text at the bottom says "from the moon?" with an arrow pointing upward.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
other day i was at david lynchs grave just having a moment of thought and admiration and lookin down at all the flowers, and coffee cups, and two cookies and a coke, and wow it just hits you like a thousand suns that art is immortal. creation is too radiant to contain in a body. we trot across time
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm proud to identify as a morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked what the spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you're so fucking stupid
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Diana Chan @thingsbydiana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💜🤍🖤 Ace Fox
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mar 💀 @ B.A.!!!!! @otasatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
toby fox
Tweet from @tonyhawktruther:
*a gong bangs when I enter the room even though I'm white* Hey guys
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Barb ✦ @lokyu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aigis #persona3 #brart
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chep @ gatewayfate 404, mcm N-23 @cheppoly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[2020] if I met alvis for the first time looking like this I would simply pass away
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watch me
A digital painting of Espeon.

In the living room around noon, a espeon sprawls across the laptop, demanding attention from the man using it. With the keyboard entirely underneath the espe, working is clearly out of the question. Well, I have work to do, but I suppose I'll just have to give her some playtime...
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eru | store open @eru-iru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1: defective [eyes] #Eitober2026 #hndr_FA
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"
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Dragreder @dragreder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pumpkin carving disaster all patched up! #absol #glaceon #pokemon
Comic featuring mega absol z and glaceon
Panel 1: absol slices the tops off of two pumpkins using their sharp fur-hand. Her glaceon friend admires from a safe distance.
Panel 2: absol accidentally slices half her pumpkin to shreds, not yet used to her new form power. Glaceon reacts in shock. She was carving her own pumpkin with a serrated knife made from ice.
Panel 3: glaceon patches her friends pumpkin back to its original shape, giving it a mummy appearance. Absol gives a thumbsup with her fur hand, and looks very happy. Glaceon looks a bit flustered.
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Lil@ 10/11 西1 イ21a @li04r.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
君と踊りたい #ポケモン #pokemon
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it's teki @tekirai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
imagine
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it's teki @tekirai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
imagine demanding that women put something they dont want up their hole, to avoid having something they don't want up their hole
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
touch my paw! …you can let go now … #madokamagica
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Fi 🌸 @milktuart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Racing Miku 2025! 💗 #ミクの日
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HouseQuay @housequay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roxas - Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
Roxas, alone, wearing his Organisation 13 black coat with the hood up. In his right hand he is holding the stick from a sea-salt ice cream between his fingertips, the word "WINNER" written on it as it is in-game. His left hand is raised up to the hood, keeping it pulled over his head. The background is more abstract, featuring a colourful silhouette of the Organisation's castle in The World That Never Was, the moon-like Kingdom Hearts situated high above it. All other background details are made up of solid rectangles and light motes.
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it's teki @tekirai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ma, you are in your late sixties
a whatsapp conversation between myself and my wee ma. immediately after we jinx ourselves by talking phone cases at the same time, the exchange goes as follows:

ma: are ya getting a wallet one
me: god no
ma: lol
me: only people over 40 have those these days
ma: TOTALLY AGREE!!!
me, replying directly to this: WHAT DO YOU *MEAN*
ma reacts with a crying laughing emoji. i reiterate: she is in her late 60s
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had to give her a friend
Illustration of two very round bears covered in snow
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IT'S COZY SEASON
a drawing of a cat asleep in front of a fireplace in a cozy room
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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mar 💫 @seainspanish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pearl doodle #splatoon
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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